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22 August 2014 Jennette McCurdy vs Lucy Hale

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years, 6 months ago

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 22, 2014, 4:48 pm

 

OFFICIAL SSB PPV

 

JENNETTE MCCURDY VS LUCY HALE
(Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!)


BEFORE: "Here's the thing, Tractorpull says they don't know me! Well, they never bothered to support the CW contingent so it's my responsibility to open their eyes really wide tonight!", Jennette talks the talk before her debut and claims to have beaten ex-iCarly co-star Miranda C. in eight out of ten private bouts to get herself ready. "I don't even mention my days back in England and all the time spend with Miley. I'm not just any blonde bimbo rookie, I'm more ready for my debut than Lucy ever was!"

Meanwhile Lucy's risen from the lousy prospects of being the next "Buffy" Gellar-like jobber and thumped herself a great deal of respect in recent months. "Everyone's underestimated me and now I can laugh at them while pounding their guts to marshmallows. I'm the real star of Pretty Little Punchers, some girls here get the exposure alright but I bring the results proper! Jennette is so brave that she wants to have her gut checked by me, it's not 2012 anymore but I guess she hasn't realized it yet!"

Jennette wears a yellow bikini top, orange boy-legs trunks and orange gloves. Blonde hair in a curly ponytail. Lucy wears a red bikini top, small black hip-huggers and red gloves. Black hair in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Lucy storms out of her stool and tries to catch the rookie cold within seconds but gets whacked across the mouth as Jennette comes in even quicker; Lucy's eyes speak complete surprise but she gets nailed with another hook on the cheek and has to retreat already. Jennette with a flurry of punches, barks in her efforts to dominate the brunette and backs up her feisty demeanor with more precise jabs on the head that send Lucy around the ring in avoidance. Jennette stubborn in her charge and rightfully so, shrugs off the single hand approach and swings around the head to force Lucy ducking, slams her on top of the forehead and wobbles back to the ropes but clock expires moments later and prevents a real shock.

Round 2:
Lucy argues with the PLP entourage about what exactly happened in that opening round but lightning doesn't strike twice and she beats the blonde for a quick overhand, follows up with some facial leather to restore parity. Jennette tries to lean on her and repeat the early heroics but a left/right combo on the cheeks forces her back for good and it's a reverse from the opening round, Lucy does all the hassling and has Jennette losing her footwork down the stretch opening a few gaps on the body; Lucy wades in and makes the blonde moan but fails to connect with an uppercut combo and wobbles into a clinch as Jennette refuses to let go even when the ref tries to intervene.

Round 3:
Both girls are bold enough for another frantic start, a surprise given Jennette's inexperience but she thumps the brunette's navel to bend her to the side early before another switch on the head nails her on both temples. Lucy moans a bit but throws one while rocking backwards and finds the blonde's nose, wobbles her as well and both girl circle into some respite; Jennette blinks first and jumps at her foe with a flurry of leather, a throw back to some feisty flyweights that suffered from the overzealous attitude but she spikes Lucy's cheeks red with a spirited effort before getting whacked on the liver area as a moaning brunette still found her way out of trouble. Jennette tries to reel the PLP hot shot onto the ropes but gets clinched and wrestled to the ground as Lucy screams out in anger over so many shots she had to endure against the rookie.

Round 4:
Jennette keeps it feisty and pummels through on the chest, rocks the red bikini top but Lucy nails her on the nose from the back foot again' blonde girl wobbles and drops her aggressive stance, enables the brunette to mount a comeback and dig into her guts, PLP's money girl as of late wrenches Jennette to the side with some committed thumping and sends her backing into the ropes; a high response smacks Lucy on both cheeks but she clatters into the blonde with a jabbing series on the chest and bends her to the side again, a late clinch prevents more trouble but Lucy still laces her foe on the kidneys and shows how it's done around here. Jennette in angry talk with the ref but it's all futile as Lucy shouts over her shoulder to shut the hell up!

Round 5:
You wouldn't want to upset Jennette without a good reason and she romps into Lucy's midsection from the bell, ducks under a swinging hook aimed at the head and cleans out the ribcage to stagger the brunette and make her moan. Lucy can't find her feet and Jennette sets her up for a ride with a left hook on the temple that spins the black ponytail around, another jabbing combo throws the brunette onto the ropes but instead of ducking to the side she flies with immediate response only to bounce off top of Jennette's head and right into a clubbing hook on the nose... Lucy bounces right back into the ropes and JACK KNIFES TO THE CANVAS gasping for air and checking for nasal damage... Jennette screams out and kicks invisible dirt over her but the brunette is back up at seven giving her a massive death stare... "You will regret this!" She tries to mount immediate comeback but gets clipped on the nose as the blonde wins a brawling exchange and keeps Lucy trapped on the ropes and eating more hooks on the cheeks.

Round 6:
Jennette in rampant mode, hassles the brunette seeking terminal damage, clips her face with single hand approach but only matches Lucy's speed and agility and what's worse falls into a couple of spikes on the liver area. Lucy's too often on the back foot to immediately turn the tables on Jennette but still digs well into her guts before a jabbing series on the chest forces her in avoidance gasping for air in the process. Blonde files with more leather but lacks precision and composure, lets the overzealous attitude to kick in and enables Lucy's escape from immediate danger; another late series on the guts actually leaves her very annoyed at the bell with the brunette stomping her foot against the canvas in frustration as well.

Round 7:
The feisty look on Jennette's face just plain annoys Lucy who finds a second breath faster and clatters into the blonde with jabbing series on the chest; Jennette throws the overhand but zips past the head and wobbles forward losing her balance; Lucy sidesteps and adjusts, buries a hook on the cleavage and follows up with another one over the top to bounce off the temple. Jennette shrieks in pain but fails to find the right position and gets nailed around the elbows from close range. Lucy finds her niche, pounds away like crazy to stagger the blonde in the middle of the ring and works the uppercuts to soften the mounds too. Blonde stumbles back, can't find the response from the back foot Lucy bothered her with before and falls into more jabs as the brunette finds the solar plexus to finally break her resilience. Jennette's all misty-eyed as she gasps for air but only wobbles forward into another uppercut on the jaw THAT SENDS HER SPAWLING ON THE CANVAS... Eruption of joy in PLP's corner as Lucy wipes the sweat off her face, that wasn't oh-so straight forward but the blonde's hurt as she beats the count at seven holding her tummy and wincing in pain... Lucy pummels her back to the ropes in no time, blonde girl just soaking up punishment as she gets spiked on the ribs again, Lucy seeks the liver destruction but finds more success from the other side and leaves her for trembling at the bell with out and out beating in this round!

Round 8:
Jennette has showed a lot of courage and punching resistance but the floodgates have been opened and Lucy rips into her guts again, staggers her in the middle of the ring with a piercing uppercut combo on the chest and drills the ribcage thereafter. Blonde all sagging and moaning, fails to escape the close range punishment and gets wrenched to the side as Lucy pounds her navel. Jennette goes shimmy shake and effectively gets pummeled around back & forth, succumbs to the brunette's amount of leather with a loud scream and Lucy finally finds the liver proper TO DROP JENNETTE FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS... "That's all you can take, tramp!", Lucy breaths heavily but smiles back to her entourage moments later as the blonde moans her heart out with eyes closed and remains in horizontal position all the way until the ten count confirms her departure... KO8 Lucy Hale!!!

AFTER: Brunette's all smiling at first but annoyed down the stretch: "I took waaayyy too long to finish her off! She proved a little faster than I thought and well, being a favorite is still something new to me. I should have punched her guts into jelly within the opening three rounds, she's no better than Brenda Song whom I totally annihilated! Arghh... ", a true change of spirit from a girl who would have taken any kind of victory just a couple of years ago and now scowls at a fine knockout...

Meanwhile Jennette accepts some praise from the crowd too. Because she remained flat on her face for so long, Lucy was more busy with the interviews than with handing some extra humiliation to the fallen blonde. Despite still holding her liver area in visible pain, she's able to smile back to the crowd and sell Lucy short to some extent: "Yeah, I know I've annoyed her a lot. I mean she was all mean and fancy coming in but hey, I told ya I've taken care of Miranda really good back on set. And that was as good debut as I hoped for without actually winning. Give me some time and I'll be punching Lucy's liver to jelly myself! She's not worthy of all that praise she gets lately! Can you spell O-V-E-R-R-A-T-E-D without choking?", a mean look is back on the blonde's face and perhaps it's good Lucy doesn't notice that as she talks with Ashley B. on the phone or else we might be going extra rounds. But it's rather apparent Jennette won't be on Pretty Little Punchers' Xmas card list anytime soon! 

 

 

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