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22 August 2014 Christina Ricci vs Lindsay Lohan

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 22, 2014, 4:54 pm

OFFICIAL SSB PPV - JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION RULES

Christina Ricci versus Lindsay Lohan (JMD)
(Words: O & E / Results: Lookout!)

Before: Lindsay seems to finally be turning things around. New stable, opening a show in London, shedding the skeletal look that dominated years past. She’s exuberant in prefight, boasting "She can't last five rounds with these," then grabbing her breasts and shaking them at the interviewer just in case there’s any doubt what "these" meant! "I'll have her on her back and putting the girls to her like she's never had done before."

Christina dismissive in prefight: “I’ve gone thirty rounds with Lacey Chabert. I’ve had Jessica Simpson pass out under these,” giving her bumpers a shimmy for emphasis, “Lindsay’s come a long way, but she’s not ready for championship quality jug yet.”

Lindsay absolutely ROCKING a black crochet bikini with black gloves. Her wild & tangly hair is back to its original coppery color and most of her old curves are in the right places. (http://www.tindienanh.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lindsay-lohan-khoe-than-hinh-beo-nheo-tren-bien-b4c8a78bf4.jpg ) Christina in a purple bandeau with white gloves, black hair in short pony with bangs framing cheeks.

R1: Chrissy rocketing out at the bell, meets a redheaded streak coming the other way. Both girls swinging away lusty midring: Ricci with a shorter, more compact delivery beating Lohan to punches and LILO'S ROCKED! Clanging left and right on the chin catches Lindsay, arms flailing away wide, stomping around in fence post holes, left hand cupped on top of Christina's head for support. It’s ring-around-the-rosy as Lohan staggers for balance. Good recovery from Lilo, she shakes off the hurt, shoves the smaller girl away, then gets on her bicycle. She tags an incoming Chrissy a right uppercut, rakes her hooks and has her brunette crouching forward into punishment. Ricci getting stroked, but taking it well, judges give her the round despite Lohan's effective rally as both ladies look good to open.

R2: Lindsay starting to clip Chrissy coming in, Lohan with more clever hands then we’ve seen, catching Ricci short right uppercuts and clouting hooks as the smaller girl barrels in. Lohan’s been watching some tape, using Britney Spears’ old Dani Fishel-busting tricks to put some wear-and-tear on Ricci. . Chrissy getting tagged on the approach, then snuggled to smother receipts. Chrissy's turn to show durability; she's rocked and shook by several individual uppercuts over the course of the round - forced to find her legs and withstand mop-up flurries. Lindsay really enjoying Ricci’s rack, working Chrissy's bra with meanspirited, shrugging little left hands as Ricci's stooped forward. Christina not the same girl when she's not initiating and coming forward, and proves her sturdy reputation is well-earned as she rides out the round.

R3: Christina doubling down on the wrecking ball strategy, has Lindsay’s timing better now, starting to get through her guard. Veteran JMDer Lohan not even trying to hold canvas, accepting Ricci’s charges and letting momentum take them barreling all over the ring. All the energy in these collisions has to go somewhere and neither woman is particularly interested in fine control. Girls tackling each other to canvas, squirming and writhing for top-position, then jamming blind into helpless ribs and pain-wracked tummies from the sprawl. Wild, shrieking abandon from both - they hurtle into ropes, struggling in muscular embraces - twisting and turning, holding and hitting each other. Lindsay clearly stronger, sometimes simply flinging Ricci to canvas - but Christina is relentless, bouncing back into the fray as Lilo is trying to draw deep breaths. Lindsay gets a nice intercepting right uppercut onto Chrissy's chin at one point; hooks Christina's midsection and scrubs her jug cleanly at others - enough clean, true-scoring work to give Lohan an otherwise sloppy and chaotic third.

R4: Give both ladies credit, they’ve both soaked up a lot of leather, but are apparently no worse for wear. Chrissy still rocketing forward, catching Lindsay’s intercepting right and hammering back. She stiffens Lohan with a sweeping hooks to jaw, then bodies her redhead in disarray to ropes. Ricci burrowing in, squirming to press Lilo up against the strands, then tearing it up with those short, back and forth rights and lefts. Lindsay open-mouthed as the ripping body action starts to take effect. Chrissy in tight and working on a stationary vixen, just the way she likes it, she gets in there and digs, punishing the offending bikini top, wearing out Lohan's ribs, draining Lilo's legs. Lindsay swooning, tying up around Christina's shoulders and head, agony all over her face as Ricci rides her hard to bell.

R5: Lindsay pre-emptive midring, catching Chrissy that lead right hand, then lifting the left hook/uppercut through—she’s really pasting Ricci here. Chrissy pushing in, looking to bull her back, Lindsay bends low, puts her left shoulder in Ricci’s tummy, stays in control as she starts to ravage brunette belly. Lohan fighting smart, flat-footed and confident as she handles her girl. Lilo loading up in close: crouching, then straightening up into vicious, full-bodied uppercuts that slam dreadfully in Chrissy’s jugs or chin, belting her senseless. Ricci trying to slug through it—she’s also flat footed, putting muscle on every clubbing left or right to overhanging jugs and open belly. LOHAN’S ROCKERD! Christina’s hurt, Lilo’s suddenly coming apart: both girls glassy eyed, falling in together, then trying to take each other’s heads off via robust uppercuts as fight tumbles to ropes. Not your typical JMD pace, ponderous, very heavy-handed fare—girls getting full body leverage on fight,-winning, one-at-a-time hooks, crosses and uppercuts—bending and twisting with punches for a pleasing suppleness toe-to-toe. Chrissy banging away, but this is Lindsay’s place of business, redhead girl really torquing those hips, getting all kinds of backswing from those longer arms and legs. In the final minute, Lohan’s able to shove off, leaving Ricci hanging in the ropes. Taking a deep breath, Lindsay measures things Minka-style with her left on Christina’s shoulder, then swivels her head with the right hook. Nothing coming back from Ricci but tears, but she’s still swaying on her feet. Again with the hook. Again. Lohan sobbing now, shrieking “GO DOWN” as she lands her fourth unanswered blow. Still, Chrissy stays up. Lindsays loading up for the fifth WHEN THE REF STEPS IN! TKO5 for Lindsay Lohan as the Academy FINALLY breaks into JMD in a big way!

After: Lindsay STREAKING across the ring after her gloves come off. With a yelp, Lindsay jumps up onto Chrissy, long legs wrapping round the smaller girl’s body, arms snaking round Ricci's head, folding her face into Lohan’s breasts. Christina's hands reflexively reach for Lindsay's buttocks, she’s staggering under the weight, not wanting to go to canvas where Lilo can really cinch up. What she wants is immaterial: she sways on the spot for a few seconds, then sprawls forward, putting Lindsay on her back.

Lohan's legs constrict: the ankles slam with an audible slap - thighs hard against Ricci's ribs; Lindsay's right hand grips her left shoulder/left hand grips right and Chrissy’s held fast. Lilo looking up into the lights, smiling with glee: she's putting it to Ricci and loving it.

Trapped and held, Chrissy’s knees dig and push at canvas - hands alternately pushing down on Lindsay's pale, tight thighs, or sliding up to pull at Lohan’s shoulders, or simply flat on the canvas as she tries to push-up out of the hold. No good: Ricci's struggling grows weaker, sloppier as jug takes hold: Lilo just lying still cinching and working her legs.

Christina stops moving. With Ricci lying deadweight on top of her, Lohan holds the groggy brunette’s head in the crook of her left arm as she rolls onto her side, dumping her load onto the canvas. Lindsay reaches over and pinches Chrissy’s nostrils shut. When Ricci’s mouth opens in a reflexive gasp, LOHAN PLANTS HER MOUTH ON TOP OF CHRISSY’S in an open-mouthed kiss! Ricci’s eyes fly open as the realization takes hold, then quickly shut as the oxygen debt sends her into slumber.