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22 August 2014 Nina Dobrev vs Miley Cyrus

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 22, 2014, 5:05 pm

OFFICIAL SSB PPV

MILEY CYRUS VS NINA DOBREV
(Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE: Miley's been all over town with her show lately but there's nothing that gears her mojo up higher than a chance to put the self-proclaimed prettiest brunette around flat on the canvas. Nina's been a thorn in the side and scored two wins over the singer already - one in America and one in a guest BBU appearance - but Miley's that kind of chick that gets thrown out of the door and enters through the window five minutes later. Miley all scowling and predicting a bloody revenge, Nina almost feeling ashamed by the antics and hoping that Cyrus doesn't wear herself out before the opening bell with all the build-up, a clash of two characters even though the brunette can be pretty feisty if pushed beyond the limits but the Beevers' fancy their chances well. "Nina was promised to rule the division but she's almost to pretty to do that!", Beever's manager Victoria Beckham sells the brunette short and has a valid point; you don't beat Carter and Panettiere only to lose to that creampuff pushover Benson!

Miley's a loose cannon upon entering the ring, gives a WWE-like show, sports a bleached blonde mohawk on top of her head and wears neon green bikini top & denim hot pants. And what about those neon yellow gloves? Ridiculous... Nina's settled for a black one-piece carved underneath the breasts and at each side to expose some toned ribcage along with the juicy rack. Brown hair tied in a high ponytail with a fancy red ribbon matching the gloves color. Now that's some wild owl on the prowl...

Round 1:
Nina's on the prowl alright, hassles the blonde early and digs into her ribcage to assume control, Miley's not so agile on her feet and gets pummeled around, skims off the brunette's forearms and fails to bother her flesh, eats a swift hook on the temple and has Nina moving forward and leaning on her. Single hand response from the singer, all too weak & wayward and Nina drills her chest with an uppercut combo, forces Miley to wince in discomfort already before thumping her back to the ropes with a cross hooking effort on the mouth. Miley sags on her knees with all her pre-fight antics evaporated, tries to swing around the head but misses badly again and GETS WRENCHED on the chin with a left hook that bends her to the side where a piercing jab on the navel stuns her cold and enables Nina to flick a couple of uppercuts on the exposed jaw again.. BLONDE GIRL DOWN... Miley just slides down on her knees and stares at the brunette's feet, having had her head knocked around rather well... Nina bursts out laughing and shouts: Here we go again" but the singer gives her a proper death stare upon climbing back to her feet at seven... Nina's unmoved, rips into the trapped blonde and cleans out her cleavage, threatens to send more uppercuts before getting blocked off but Miley's feisty attitude is all gone after just three minutes of action.

Round 2:
Miley's still uneasy with that knockdown, loses the opening exchange and allows Nina to smack her cheeks around before a belting hook to the guts bends her forward and makes her moan. Nina with single hand striking through the guard, dominates the close range and prevents Miley's escape, unloads more leather on the temples and there's every sign she wants to bash the blonde's face in tonight as Miley's reduced to a walking punchbag, slapped around from one side to the other and offering nothing back. Nina pours on with more head snapping shots, reels Miley onto the turnbuckle and cleans out her navel for a good measure, the mohawk-styled singer blinks in total disarray at the bell as Nina spins around and grazes her face with a flying ponytail.

Round 3:
Blonde still on the back foot, allows Nina to dominate and send unanswered leather on the body, a couple of menacing uppercuts fail to connect with the jaw though but the brunette still bumps into the singer's chest and scythes her across the mouth to enforce more groans. Miley tries to response from the back foot, bounces off the high guard and eats a hooking reply on the temple, loses her footing and falls onto the ropes where Nina pours in with the belly punching galore, whips Miley against the ropes and uppercuts her boobs, blonde just stares down at her tits getting mauled over and Nina breathing right in her face before getting dragged away by the ref at the end of the round.

Round 4:
Dobrev threatens to whitewash the blonde and jumps with another jabbing series on the chest, bounces off the forearms and tries to bump Miley off her stance but drops her guard and gets whacked across the nose instead, Miley screams out and sends more facial punishment, lacks precision but still tags the nose again and forces the brunette into earmuff. Wide slaps from both sides stagger the brunette briefly but she works the single hand response from behind the guard down the stretch, Miley finds more aggression in her, leaps with a piercing jab on the nose and snaps the dark ponytail around, batters Nina's midriff to push her away and circle in avoidance in the dying seconds, the crowd applauds the mohawk girl and she stares down at the brunette without any sympathy after the bell with Nina flicking her ponytail around and still looking damn pretty.

Round 5:
Miley tries to wipe the smile off brunette's face and as both girls charge at each other, they bump off in the middle of the ring, Nina's hook grazes the cheek but Miley clubs the nose again and wobbles the actress to the side, a quick switch on the body allows her to pummel the toned ribcage, Nina's carved outfit reveals the troubled area and Miley's got enough strength in her to shrug off the clinching attempt and really dig into the brunette's body. Down the stretch, Nina's gasping for air and doesn't look all that absorbing anymore, the neon gloves really punish her guts and even a solid hook on the temple doesn't throw the singer off her plan; she traps the brunette butt-in-ropes and continues to romp away on the ribcage, finds couple of late uppercuts on the mounds to leave Nina shrieking in pain and it's a long time since Miley was on her knees, Nina might want to regret the early chance to dump the blonde cold and quite frankly she's let her back into this fight much to the crowd's delight.

Round 6:
Crowd wants Miley to succeed, the early whitewash apparently upset some bookies who predicted overtime and so did most of the fans, another fiery tangle from the start, both girls still looking pretty durable even though Nina's nose has developed a reddish patch and Miley's pale skin a few bruises on her own, head smacking proves to be the brunette's niche and she bends the singer to the side to halt her charge, throws a flurry on the chest and has the mohawk girl shaking and seeking respite. Nina ups her tempo, bumps into the cleavage and almost trips Miley up, finds a piercing jab on the nose and bats her onto the ropes, keeps sending menacing overhands, clips the nose again and has the blonde using some dancer legs to escape, Nina almost too fast in approach, thinks better of it and circles back, both girls eyeball each other until the bell however it's still Miley's task to turn the tables on Dobrev after that terrible start.

Round 7:
Miley in almost last-ditch attempt, swings wide of the mark, dekes around as Nina tries to pierce her navel, an elbow in the brunette's face, purely accidental but allows the mohawk to spin around and dig into the chest; Nina gets thumped clean and mounts no response as Miley pours in and tries to dissect the mounds! Heavy slaps lift Nina's boobs and wobble her to the side as Miley lets a cross go and bounces off the nose... Nina spins with a whimper, fails to raise her gloves in time and gets whacked on both cheeks to be left staggered in the middle of the ring, a follow up hook on the temple is almost inevitable and it whips the dark ponytail around before an uppercut on the jaw SENDS HER TUMBLING DOWN ON THE CANVAS... Miley rages in delight as she has the actress rolling over before a slow rise at eight... misty eyes stare at the mohawk and it's more from the blonde who rips into the cleavage and pushes Nina back to the ropes, Miley drills the navel and ignores the high guard, leaves the brunette yelping at the bell and that was as unexpected as you like.

Round 8:
Nina seemingly had the fight under control but is shaken by the knockdown and Miley just picks her off and keeps pounding away at the body, clips the jaw with some piercing jabs and has the actress dancing around in sheer avoidance, weak response only grazes the boobs and more hooks pile on Nina's head, the reddish patches on both cheeks develop into nasty bruises and the mohawk girl's work rate traps her along the ropes, more drilling jabs are followed by yet another series on the chest and Nina's eyes are becoming even more gloomy as Miley just pounds away to glory and looks to avenge the previous two defeats right here tonight.

Round 9:
Miley's quite worn out by all that pressure but still digs into the brunette's guts, outworks her in close range and skims off the cheeks again, a moaning Nina blasts a Hail Mary hook on the temple though and bumps into the blonde's cleavage, both girls lock themselves in a clinch and spike the guts out in a spirited fashion, Miley's so determined to send Nina down again but gets shoved onto the ropes as the brunette screams out in anger and drills the ribcage to slow the singer down. The high intensity of the bout drops in the last minute but it's Nina who keeps her rival in check and lands a couple of heavy hooks on the liver area to make the singer moan, Miley takes some extra abuse late and looks worried by a swelling on the ribs as Nina just pounds away and sticks her ponytail right into the blonde's mouth but ref takes no action.

Round 10:
Both girls are really tired now but the last round could be pivotal in the eventual outcome, Nina ignites some speed into her movement but misses a series on the chest as Miley spins around and works the mid distance approach, lots of wasteful effort slows the brunette down and allows Miley to jump at her, another rack bumping has them both losing balance and dropping the guard but it's the mohawk girl with a crisp uppercut on the chin that spins the dark ponytail and results in Miley hammering away at Nina's ribcage. The prettiest brunette in the league just sags on her knees and gets backed into the ropes, has to enforce a clinch but Miley's all after her ribs, almost punches herself out but still digs a couple of uppercuts on the rack to drop Nina's head, one last hook on the liver area bends the actress to the side and makes her release the clinch but a flurry of Miley's punches bounces off the arms and just fails to hurt the brunette enough before the bell.

The Beevers' entourage demands a two-point round for the tenth and coach Victoria Beckham is really vocal about it however it's five rounds each and a knockdown each so we're going overtime!

Round 11:
Miley still raging over that last round, all the music video dancing routines revisited and it's like a 3 am extra take in the desert. Nina hugs her tummy as she sits down during the interval and is more worried about a massive swelling on the cheeks. But she's adjusted her ponytail and rises up for extra time. Miley finds the pacey approach and wastes no time in connecting with the brunette's rack, Nina seemingly wanted to bide her time but she's offered none and gets spiked across the boobs with the mohawk blonde flying at her, all-in from Miley and she clips the brunette's jaw after loosening up the guard to cover the rack, left/right combo tears the skin under Nina's right eye and she's stunned by the dripping blood, neon flashes in the ring as Miley works the torso thereafter, nails the brunette on the side of her breasts and switches to ribcage assault, pushes the actress against the turnbuckle and ducks under a heavy but slowish hooking combo on the head... right hand buried on the navel makes Nina yelp for more air but Miley moves on the cleavage and thumps the skin patch under the breasts, hoofs Nina's mounds against her forearms and drills the navel like she's been watching Dani Fishel highlight video all night... Nina screams out in utter shock but has her rack drilled like crazy and the mohawk gets right into her eyes as Miley almost jumps on her but refuses to drop the assault... "You stoopid bytch!", one last shout from Miley whose eyes are glued on Nina's rack and she tears a bigger hole in the brunette's outfit to literally punch her mounds into jelly beans... Dear Lord, the prettiest brunette in the league DROPS TO HER KNEES and crashes face-first with her eyes closed! A JMD-like finish from the mohawk girl who truly thumped the last ounce of crap out of the brunette's lungs and it's a brutal KO11 Miley Cyrus!!!

AFTER: Miley twerks in front of the ref and prevents him assisting the wrecked brunette to her feet. She turns around and gives him a big kiss before climbing the ropes and chanting with the crowd. "Y'all see that? SEE THAT??!!!". Meanwhile Nina's sobbing on her knees and can't quite believe what just happened, her right cheek torn to blood and the proud rack all busted up by Miley's hard-working neon gloves tonight and it will take days before she can call herself the prettiest brunette around again. She refuses to even look at the celebrating blonde but as she talks with her corner few seconds later Miley ambushes her from behind and grabs by the black ponytail to drag her back to center of the ring. "You don't think I'm done with you, Dobrev?", Nina tries to grab the blonde's wrist and release the hairpull but then gets shoved down with her tummy crashing down on Miley's knee with a loud thump... even louder scream follows and Nina' down on her face with eyes closed whispering "You bytch...", Miley lands on top of her moments later though and applies the camel clutch to outstretch the brunette's spine and make her gurgle in pain... Nina starts to pound the canvas in fury and pain... "Staah, Staaahh.. STAAAA... One pull of the ponytail too many and the Lookout! corner people finally jump in to haul Miley off the prettiest brunette around...

...but the blonde releases her prey before they can reach her and jumps back on top of the ropes as the Beevers' entourage emerges to block off the Lookout! crew... beer cans are thrown onto the ring and one of them smacks poor Nina on the face and that's about as bad as it gets for her with TV heading for a break and the arena security crew separating the two dueling corners... a right old mess which is perhaps no surprise given Miley's obnoxious attitude and lack of respect shown to her fallen opponent... is that a sign of things to come from the mohawk-styled singer?