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31 August 2014 Kendra Wilkinson vs Leven Rambin

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"BAZZ AND BUNNIES AT THE ASYLUM"

 

Posted by The Grand Wizard on August 31, 2014, 9:43 pm

 

BEFORE:

"Back to Asylum," says Kendra with a smile. "I love coming here, especially as a representative of 'Playboy'. The only thing that could make this better would be if I were getting another shot at Fat Dennings. But, first I'll deal with Rambin. Fat Kat can wait."

"Wilkinson can be a problem," says Leven with a smile of her own. "That's what people keep saying. Well, Front Street's got a solution. 'The Houston Solution.'"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Just Like You' by Three Days Grace, and here comes Odds and Ends Boxing's K-Dub, Kendra Wilkinson..."

McCarthy: "Who ALSO is not a Playmate! All SHE did was sleep with Hef! And chicken out on that celebrity diving show..."

O'Dell: "Kendra down the aisle..."

McCarthy: "DON'T YOU EYE ME, WILKINSON! I KICKED YOUR A** ONCE, I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

O'Dell: "Will you CALM DOWN, Mac?"

McCarthy: "I will NOT calm down! I'm the Great..."

Cassie(sighing): "...est fighting Playmate of all time. Yada. Yada. Yada..."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE...shut UP, Scabbo!"

Tess: "Anybody get the feeling Wiz may have booked an entire card just to see if he could get Mac's head to explode?"

O'Dell(sighing): "Wilkinson into the ring, helped off with the robe by the Odds and Ends corner to reveal a blue number that shows off a pretty awe..."

McCarthy: "OVER rated. Dum dum dum dum dum. OVER rated. Dum dum dum dum dum..."

O'Dell: "Aaaaannnnndddddd that's 'Stray Heart' by Green Day, and here comes the star of the video for that song, 'The Houston Solution' Leven Rambin!"

Tess: "Rambin a big, tall bantam, just the kind Wiz likes..."

O'Dell: "That she is, 5'8", which gives her a major reach advantage on Kendra. Leven quickly into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal a bubble gum pink two piece that shows quite a body of her own. Ladies about ready. Let's get some picks. Tess likes Leven. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Even a Dancing Hooker can beat Wilkinson."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess."

O'Dell: "And there's the bell and we're underway. Rambin right to work with the long left jab, immediately using that reach advantage on Kendra. Wilkinson trying to work forward, get in range, but not having much success as Leven quickly gets the range."

Tess: "Mac, how much of a problem is this reach going to be for Kendra?"

McCarthy: "Well, if you're a GOOD fighter, there are ways to deal with it. Fishel is a short bantam, and she went into the Hall Of Fame, WHERE I SHOULD BE, by beating girls with reach advantages. But, since Wilkinson is an overrated tomato can, it's going to be a BIG problem."

O'Dell: "At the moment, it most certainly is. Rambin getting space with that left putting Wilkinson where she wants her with it, then banging home the right. Kendra getting thrown to the defensive again and again."

Cassie: "Has to move more, and that's what her corner will tell her between rounds. It's all straight ahead. That won't work. She has to get more horizontal movement and more head movement. Right now, she's too easy a target."

O'Dell: "And Rambin is landing bullseyes, stopping Kendra cold with the left, keeping her at bay, flurrying when she has the angles she wants. Final seconds ticking off and there's the bell. Easy breezy first for Leven."

Tess: "Nothing not to like for Rambin, who has the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Wilkinson in a high guard and half crouch. Kendra looking to work forward in defensive aspect, then open up when she gets in rage. Leven still working the left, but the Playmate..."

McCarthy: "She's NOT a Playmate!"

O'Dell(sighing): "KENDRA managing to close now, and go to work body. Leven responding in kind and we've got some grinding going on in close."

Cassie: "This is more to Wilkinson's liking. She's not going to get anything done on the end of Leven's punch, but, in here, she might have the advantage."

O'Dell: "If she does, it isn't much of one. Rambin giving as good as she gets in there, working some body of her own. Kendra keeping those gloves high, almost earmuffed, crouching, making herself a difficult target."

Tess: "A lot less for Leven to aim at that Kendra has, that's for sure."

O'Dell: "But both women hitting a lot of target. Rambin shoving Kendra off, looking to create space, but Wilkinson not having any, staying in there to bang away. It's nasty. It's brutish. And the punches are short. But it's effective, as both bodies starting to pink up at the bell. Close round, but Kendra got it, I think."

Tess: "Which makes it 19 all after two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Another round, another adjustment. Third begins with Rambin showing some of that horizontal motion Cassie was talking about. Leven circling right, not bouncing or dancing, just deliberately turning, not allowing Kendra to walk in straight in that high guard and half crouch."

Cassie: "And it's working very well. She's creating angles and space, stopping Kendra on the way in with the left again, leaving her out there where she can drop right hands."

O'Dell: "Wilkinson still working hard to close. Wants to get inside and bang. But Leven now having her way, getting her space, ranging in on the shorter woman with both hands."

McCarthy: "Kendra needs to try to show some angles herself. She's too straight ahead."

O'Dell: "That definitely seems to be a problem. Rambin having no trouble finding the shorter blonde, touching her up with right hands. Kendra determined, continuing to come forward, but paying a price for it. Rambin landing some big flurries down the stretch and backing Wilkinson up now to the bell. Third in the books and Leven back in front."

Tess: "29-28 after three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth underway now and Rambin back to work. She's picking up Kendra on the way in with that jab. Stopping her, bopping her, always circling right."

Tess: "Mac, explain to the fans who might not know why Leven is circling right."

McCarthy: "You want tro circle toward the fighter's lead hand. You don't circle the other way, because you don't want to circle toward her power."

O'Dell: "Again, Leven not doing any legging here. She's just slowly rotating, not standing in front of Kendra, making Wilkinson fight the angles on the way in. Kendra determinedly working forward, wants the terms they had in the second, banging inside, but Rambin not having it. Wants space and she's getting it."

Cassie: "And this kind of thing will wear a girl down, too. People think about body work doing that, and it can, but getting touched up with extended punches coming forward can do it just as well."

O'Dell: "Kendra in great shape, though. Shipping the punishment and continuing to try to close. Not having much success, however. Leven getting her work done on her terms right to the bell. Very good round for Rambin. Her best so far."

Tess: "And she's built a 39-37 lead after four."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Into the fifth now, and we're seeing the same strategies we've seen since the beginning. Leven wants space and Kendra wants to close. Rambin getting that space with a long jab and good, slow, circling footwork. Kendra trying to penetrate in a high guard and a half crouch."

Cassie: "And Kendra getting that footwork down a little bit now, she's starting to adjust to the motion, finding ways to close at good angles and get to work on the body."

O'Dell: "And, again, Leven willing to play this game, thumping body in response as Kendra works with her forehead against Rambin's shoulder. Leven shoves off, gets some space, but Kendra right back in close and rapping those ribs."

McCarthy: "Rambin needs to go upstairs here and back her off that way. That's what I did when she tried this stuff against ME."

O'Dell: "Rambin instead concentrating on the body in close. Both women making occasional forays to the head, but doing the majority of their work down low. Both again doing some damage down there. Bodies pinking up from the punishment. But both shipping it with no apparent ill effects to the bell. Another close one, but Kendra got it."

Tess: "48-47 at the half."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Sixth round underway and Wilkinson again looking to penetrate. Rambin slowing her with left hands and then landing some hard rights to the head as Kendra gets in close. Leven backing Kendra up with those right hands..."

McCarthy: "This is EXACTLY what I said she needed to do last round...do they have me BUGGED over here!"

Tess: "Mac, you aren't being BUGGED, you're on NATIONAL TELEVISION! Millions of people heard what you said..."

McCarthy: "This is just like when I suggested Perry move to welter and, lo and behold, Weirdo moves her up there! This is ridiculous! I should be getting PAID to manage Weirdo's stable!"

O'Dell: "For those of you in the audience who aren't already hammered from playing 'Shut Up, Walmart', yes, this is really happening. For the rest of you, I have no idea what you're seeing or hearing, but, what I'M seeing is Kendra Wilkinson being backed up by heavy fire from Leven Rambin. Kendra forced completely onto the defensive now."

Cassie: "This is very bad news for Kendra. She doesn't want to be going backward. She needs to be on the front foot to be effective."

O'Dell: "And she is absolutely not on the front foot now. She's backing up, covering up, taking some heavy leather. Rambin loading up on some of these, and give Kendra's sturdy body credit for absorbing them, but she's doing too much absorbing and not enough punching. Final seconds tick off and there's the bell. Big round for Rambin."

Tess: "And she's stretched that lead back to two points, 58-56."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Back to work in the seventh and Rambin again fighting downhill against Kendra. Wilkinson being kept at range by the left and backed up by the right hand. Leven using that downward punching leverage very well here, Mac..."

McCarthy: "This is what she should have been doing since the beginning. She's giving Kendra the beating that little tramp deserves!"

O'Dell: "Wilkinson gamely trying to hold canvas, but she's struggling to do it. Leven getting some power into those right hands and DOWN GOES RAMBIN! Kendra with a leaping right hook knocks Leven to her glutes!"

McCarthy: "Just a wild, lucky punch!"

Cassie: "But plenty effective."

O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Rambin to her feet at seven. Referee gives her the mandatory and waives Kendra forward. Rambin right back to the left hand, though, keeping Kendra at bay, denying the clean up. Wilkinson trying to plow forward and follow up, but Leven not allowing it. Kendra keeping the pressure on, managing to get inside and bang body on occasion, but Rambin quickly tying her up and forcing a break, then going back to the jab. Final seconds of this one tick away and there's the bell, and Kendra's evened this up with one punch."

Tess: "66 all on our cards. And Kendra comes as advertised. She's never out of a fight."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Eighth round in a dead even bout underway and Rambin back to work with that left hand. She's banging it home on Kendra, keeping her off, setting up good right hands...AND DOWN GOES RAMBIN AGAIN! Wilkinson times that leaping right hand and knocks Leven to her glutes a second time!"

McCarthy: "Horrible! How can she fall for that again!"

O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Rambin to her feet at eight. Will take the mandatory and on comes Kendra. Leven trying to keep her at bay, but Kendra walking through her offense now, taking some punishment, but she's looking to finish."

Cassie: "Wilkinson taking some heavy leather here. She's pushing it."

O'Dell: "And she's dishing some out, too. Nailing a still-wobbly Leven with some hard right hands. Rambin covering up on the ropes now, ROCKED with a good right hand. Kendra all in, banging away with everything she has and IT'S OVER! Kendra gambles and it pays off! Your winner by TKO8 is Kendra Wilkinson!"

McCarthy: "Ridiculous! That tramp isn't fit to shine my ring boots!"


AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I'm with our winner, Kendra Wilkinson, and, Kendra, looking at your puffy face, it got pretty heavy in there..."

Kendra(still breathing hard): "She can hit, you know? She's taller and a little bigger than me, but everybody knows I'm not afraid of a fight. I knew I'd have to take some punishment to give some, but I knew I could stop her."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Kendra: "This is just the beginning for me. There's nobody at fly I can't handle. Nobod in that division hits like me or is more athletic than I am. I'm aiming right for the top!" 

 

 

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