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31 August 2014 Kesha vs Angie Everhart

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years, 6 months ago

 

"BAZZ AND BUNNIES AT THE ASYLUM"

 

Posted by The Grand Wizard on August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm

 

BEFORE:

"I always enjoy opportunities to get back in the ring," says Angie with a gorgeous smile. "Kesha's a big, strong girl who can hit. She'll be a dangerous opponent, but one I can handle."

"Anybody who thinks she can't still fight doesn't know what they're talking about," says Kesha with a shake of the head. "She's strong and quick and has a lot of experience. She's a test for me. But, 'Six Feet Of Sexy' is all ABOUT passing tests."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside for the final bout of the evening, and that's Mozart's 'Eine Kleine Nachtmusik'..."

McCarthy: "Bless you!"

O'Dell(sighing): "And, coming down to the ring is the Bazz Fight Club's very own Angie Everhart..."

McCarthy: "Who, by the way, was NOT A PLAYMATE!"

Tess: "She DID, however, pose for 'Playboy'..."

McCarthy: "That's not the POINT!"

Cassie: "Then, what IS the point?"

McCarthy: "That only the Pointy-Hatted Weirdo would do a 'Playboy' card that only has TWO actual PLAYMATES on it!"

O'Dell: "Everhart into the ring, helped off with the robe by the Bazz corner to reveal a beautiful blue two-piece and a body girls half her age would kill for..."

McCarthy: "Too skinny to be a REAL Playmate..."

O'Dell: "And that's 'Tik-Tok' you hear and that can only mean the singer of that song, 'Six Feet Of Sexy', Kesha, is on her way to the ring..."

McCarthy: "Not six feet tall. Not sexy. So it's a typical Dancing Hooker nickname..."

O'Dell: "Kesha into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that navy blue bikini she likes..."

McCarthy: "I could win this disrobe with my eyes closed..."

Tess: "Again, why would that..."

Cassie: "We don't have that kind of time, Tess..."

Tess: "Good point, BFF..."

McCarthy; "Will you two stop BABBLING..."

O'Dell(sighing): "The ladies are about ready. Can we PLEASE get some picks? Tess favors Kesha. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Kesha is the typical overrated Dancing Hooker. Everhart isn't anything special..."

Cassie: "WATCH IT..."

McCarthy: "But she'll beat Kesha."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I like Kesha, and she hits like a truck, but I gotta go with my girl Big Red!"

O'Dell: "And there's the bell, and Kesha immediately making with the big, heavy right jab..."

Cassie: "AKA, 'The Front Street Jab'...."

McCarthy: "And, again, it's a JAB. All fighters have one..."

O'Dell: "A jab it IS, but a very heavy one. A lot of the Front Street bigs have it, and it's very effective in stopping an opponent in her tracks and sometimes even backing her up, and you're seeing that now from the southpaw Kesha."

Tess: "This is, as we've pointed out before, a different Kesha. No longer the wild brawler of past years. She's much more disciplined now, much sounder. And you're seeing that. Setting up her punches, staying in solid defensive position, using her feet very well."

O'Dell: "And it's working for her. Everhart not able to get much done. Angie maybe a little rusty. Short and late on just about everything. Kesha having the better of dueling gun-platform styles. Not hurting Angie, but touching her up very well right to the bell. Excellent first round for Kesha."

Cassie: "Big K up 10-9, early, but Angie's working up a sweat now. Watch and see if Big Red doesn't show some stuff."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Kesha still working at range with the right jab. Angie getting more active now with her own lead, which, in Big Red's case, of course, is a left. And we're seeing some good gun platform boxing ladies."

Cassie: "Both of these girls have a long reach and they like to extend on their punches. Neither of them is going to balk at these distances or these terms."

O'Dell: "And both getting work done. Angie moving a bit more. Side to side, jab step forward, drop step back. Excellent footwork on the part of the redhead. Kesha more flat footed this round, baging out the hard right hand."

Tess: "I think Cassie may be right about Angie working up a sweat. She's moving a lot better this round, punching a lot more. Everything smoother. Some of the rust has definitely come off."

O'Dell: "That is has, and Angie giving as good as she gets right now. Setting up good right hands with that long left. Everhart an experienced fighter, knows how to make her punches work together and that's just what she's doing into the final seconds of the round and there's the bell. Good second round for Angie. Close, but she got the points."

McCarthy: "19-19 after two. On a Playboy card. Between two NON-Playmates."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Angie and Kesha right back to work in the third, and this is pretty stuff we're seeing now. Long-limbed, snapping punches, good footwork, plenty of movement on both sides. Both fighters landing some crisp leather."

McCarthy: "Everhart slowly taking control of this thing. This is what she wants to do, ranged boxing. Kesha isn't slick enough to do this with Angie."

O'Dell: "Kesha having her moments here, no question, but Big Red does seem to be getting the better of things this round. Angie a little busier, a little more accurate. She's in a very good rhythm right now."

Cassie: "Just like I told you. Once the rust came off, Angie E. was going to show she could still fight."

O'Dell: "And she's certainly doing exactly that. Angie moving well, throwing hard, accurate lefts and dropping in solid rights. Not having too much trouble with Kesha's southpaw style. Final seconds ticking off, and that's it for the third. Round to Everhart."

Tess: "And Angie's got the 29-28 lead."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth round begins the way the third ended, with more ranged boxing and more scoring from both fighters. Again, Everhart getting a bit more done, seems to be timing the younger fighter a bit better as the fight goes on."

Cassie: "All about experience right now. Angie E's been doing this a long time."

O'Dell: "Everhart poking with that left. Keeping Kesha off balance with it...AND DOWN GOES KESHA! A big overhand right from Big Red!"

Cassie: "I hate to say 'I told you so...'"

O'Dell: "Angie to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Kesha up at seven. Going to take the mandatory and the referee waives Angie forward. And Everhart going for the finisher right now. Gets Kesha backed to the ropes and and let's fly with both hands. Angie getting everything into these punches, throwing absolute BOMBS at the younger fighter."

McCarthy: "Still plenty of time in the round."

O'Dell: "Kesha with the guard up high, moving the head and shoulders, changing her level, ducking and slipping, trying to counter in spots, but Angie all over her, pounding away, searching for the 'off' switch. Kesha tying up now, trying to run some clock. Angie punches free, lands a good right hand, and Kesha ties her up again. Good left uppercut, Angie...and there's the bell! Kesha ends it on her feet, but a big round from Big Red!"

Tess: "Who's now up 39-36 after four."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Back to work in the fifth and Angie looking to press her advantage, advancing behind the left hand, but she's met with stiff resistance in the middle of the ring. Kesha banging back and it's ON! We're back to ranged warfare, but this isn't boxing, it's slugging! Both women firing power punches and both absorbing, then firing back."

Tess: "This is something we didn't see a year or two ago from Kesha. She used to get sloppy after getting hurt like she did last round. She'd come back wild, trying to get it all back with one punch. Not tonight. This is sound stuff."

O'Dell: "On both ends. Angie not getting sloppy, either. She's setting up those power blows very well and fighting very well defensively. Kesha ranging in with that heavy right hand, and she's definitely stabilized her front here."

McCarthy: "Angie getting back to boxing here. No need to bang with Kesha at this point. Her legs are back. You can't exploit last round's knockdown any further."

O'Dell: "That she is, Mac, and Kesha adjusting as well. Neither woman looking to advance now. Both working the power hand off the jab. Still plenty of leather landing, but it's more tactical stuff to the bell. Good rally round for Kesha, who took it on points."

Tess: "Big round for Big K. 48-46 now. She's back in it."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Sixth round and we're back to some good boxing on both sides. Angie not slowing down at all as we head into the second half of the fight..."

Cassie: "Angie E still has ten rounds and more in those legs."

O'Dell: "Everhart using a cute little off-the-shoulder right to follow her left. All timing right now, and Angie's got it down. AND DOWN SHE GOES! Oh, that quickly! A big left hook from Kesha knocks Angie to her back!"

Tess: "If this girl ever fights Palicki, the over-under might be a minute!"

McCarthy: "I'll take the under, because she won't last thirty seconds with 'The Chin Checker'!"

O'Dell: "Count at four. Five. Six. Seven. Angie to her feet at eight. Referee gives her the mandatory and will let it continue. Kesha quickly forward with bad intentions. Big K loading up that left now, popping with the right, forcing Angie backward. Everhart has enough leg and ring savvy to stay off the ropes. She's covering up, trying to counter AND DOWN SHE GOES AGAIN!"

Tess: "The Hammer of Thor! That overhand left!"

O'Dell: "Angie on her back again! Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Angie to her feet. Referee giving her the mandatory...and there's the bell!"

McCarthy: "Where's Tiffani Thiessen when you need her..."

O'Dell: "Saved by the bell. No question about it. But a huge round for Kesha and she's gone into the lead!"

Tess: "Talk about a girl who's never out of a fight. 56-55 Kesha after six."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "Seventh underway and Kesha has even WORSE intentions. She's right after Angie, who's looking a little ragged after that last round. Everhart backed into the ropes almost immediately, and Big K going to work with both hands."

Tess: "Angie slick, though. High guard, a little crouch, elbows tight, rolling the head and shoulders, blocking some punches, dodging others."

O'Dell: "Kesha controlled. Jabbing, trying to make some space for the left hand. None of the wild slugging we used to see in these situations AND THERE'S A HUGE LEFT HAND! Angie staggered along the ropes and NOW Kesha's all in, hammering away at the redhead and that's a VICIOUS right hook that sends sweat flying! Angie's knees wobble. Left hook staggers her again AND IT'S OVER! Referee has seen enough and he's stopping it! Your winner by TKO7 IS 'Six Feet Of Sexy', Kesha!"


AFTER:

O'Dell: "Post match hug between the fighters. A lot of respect being shown..."

McCarthy: "Again, this is a prize fight, not FIGURE SKATING. We don't need HUGS..."

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore."

Tess: "I have our winner, Kesha, and Big K, Angie can still hit, can't she?"

Kesha(smiling): "As hard as anybody I've ever been in with. And she can box, too. That's why I wasn't trying to go ten and let this go to the cards. Wasn't gonna take that kind of chance. Had to get 'The Hammer' on target."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Kesha(smiling): "All up to the Wiz. All I want is another chance to be evaluated. How am I doing so far, boss?" 

 

 

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