BBU: JMD DOUBLE TROUBLE FROM CARDIFF

((BBU Free Agent vs Kear's Kats)

Posted by Vassago on September 30, 2014, 10:45 am

Sophie Reade made the BBU headlines a couple of years ago when she challenged former best friend Faye Evette Betts over then boyfriend Mario Balotelli and now that the football star is back on Premier League salary it's perhaps no coincidence the Norwich model is back in action and setting her sights on Coronation Street's most buxom asset, Helen Flanagan. The actress has a vaild claim for this particular honor as she butchered Kym Marsh's jugs last year and Michelle Keegan is no longer a cast member. This being said Reade represents the glamour model contingent which is most naturally poised to dominate the JMD rules accordingt to BBU TV no-site reporter Georgie Thompson even if Flanagan indicates otherwise: "I'm about to romp over Sophie's tits and prove myself as the best UK JMD fighter right now! I'm so happy that we're getting this opportunity again and my results speak for themselves. First Samia Ghadie, then Kym Marsh and now Sophie Reade. I sincerely hope Lucy Pinder beats that airhead blonde later tonight so I can target her oversized jugs next!"

Sophie spares the dark haired actress any trash talk and still wins the lingerie battle wearing a sizzling pink bikini with black trim and matching gloves. Helen has settled for a navy blue outfit with a denim micro skirt and black gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls charge from their stools and exchange immediate leather. Sophie makes the first connection and slams a cross checking series on the jugs to force Flanagan into wider efforts that skim fruitlessly off the forearms. More from the blonde thereafter, she works the close range assault and staggers the Corrie babe in the middle of the ring with an uppercut series on the bottom of her breasts before selling her a hook on the ribs and switching to more uppercuts on the mounds. Helen has to retreat but salvages the footwork dominance and steps away from the model's charge late on; still she was expected to teach Reade a lesson only to meet a staunch resistance and a surprisingly agressive start instead. Helen looks more gobsmacked than worried about Sophie landing all those uppercuts as she heads back to her stool.

Round 2:
Antother furious tangle as Sophie rates her chances high but Helen slips by a straight jabbing approach and thumps a cross hook from the left side that nails the blonde between the cups before a right hand follow up finds the solar plexus to make Reade wince in pain. Another right hand is buried between the blonde's jugs who swings wide off the mark in response as Helen bumps into her with own rack and wobbles backwards. She quickly finds a drilling combo on the chest and bounces off top of Sophie's tits to clip the jaw somewhat accidentally but very efficiently. Blonde wobbles again but tries to find her balance; still the Corrie stalwart keeps landing clean cross hooks on target and reels her back towards the turnbuckle where only the bell halts her charge with Sophie's eyes getting really wide in wake of a late flurry of shots on the stomach.

Round 3:
Sophie's keen to repeat the opening round performance but Helen's much quicker on her feet now slips by the jabbing approach, makes the model wobble forward and slams a right hand on the boobs just as the blonde leaned on her trying to connect with the ribcage. A loud groan from the model's lungs fuels Flanagan's efforts and she slams another left hook on the rack to spin Reade to the side. Still, the model tries to jump back at the actress instead of backing away but finds Helen with the same idea and Sophie's weight is too far back to succeed which results in Flanagan clattering into her chest with a jabbing series before flicking a mean hook on the jaw. Reade loses her footing and falls back onto the ropes where Helen just punishes her mounds and leaves sagging and moaning late in the going, a thumping series lifts Sophie's boobs against her chin and she's totally subdued by a rampant actress in the dying seconds with her resistance wilting into tatters very quickly.

Round 4:
The bell halted another Flanagan charge in the previous round but Reade still struggles to regain her breath come the fourth and falls into a resumed cross checking assault. Helen easily overwhelms her with sheer ferocity of attacks and she pumps uppercuts on the pink bikini before switching lower and bouncing off the ribcage to increase Reade's moans. Blonde covers up in utmost struggle but Flanagan pierces her navel and finds more uppercuts between the arms to really punish the incredible boobs... HELEN POUNDS AWAY TO GLORY... she thumps the blonde's mounds and throws her onto the ropes groaning in punishment.. Flanagan blocks her with a right hand against the rack and drills the breadbasket with repeated lefts, sinks an aching model on her knees until Sophie closes her eyes and leans forward, bumps her chin off Helen's nose but that only fuels the Corrie babe into more powerful drills... she moves higher and tears into the right cup, whips the blonde back against the ropes and almost over as the boobs are fully exposed now and attacked from both hands... free-for-all destruction of Sophie's jugs who screams out her loudest and CRASHES DOWN ON HER SIDE after Helen pretty much banged into her rack for almost a full minute... Reade is rendered jelly both physically and mentally and remains on her side with eyes wide open and just unable to get up as the Corrie vixen struts away in victorious fashion... KO4 Helen Flanagan!!!

AFTER: Disastrous showing from the proud model who fell into a barrage she just couldn't handle and folded like a cheap tent. Helen didn't have to show all her skill but enjoyed a good rehearsal before a more demanding opposition. Even with all those months on the sidelines she still looked sharp enough to tarnish Reade's dreams of JMD glory.

She watches Sophie climb to all fours and looking down at her tits which managed to stay covered but then grabs her by the hair and lifts from the canvas to enforce a Walk of Shame with Reade scowling in protest. "Shut up, you silly bimbo!", Helen slaps her on the cheeks and digs her claws into the rack never letting go off the hair, a wild snap of the bikini top leaves the blonde's boobs spawling out moments later and a quick shove sends her down on all fours again in all kinds of bother... "I'll take that with me!", Helen waves the ripped bikini top in front of Sophie's eyes who gets up on her feet and simply runs away from the ring not bothered by her boobs being exposed in public and bouncing back & forth much to the crowd's delight. Helen bursts into laughing frenzy and looks to be in the best mood for quite a while, takes a front seat before the second bout of the night and makes bets on Faye Evette Betts (sic!) actually teaching Lucy Pinder a lesson! That's a very bold call according to Georgie Thompson who predicts an even quicker victory for the buxom brunette than Flanagan enjoyed which should throw a gauntlet to the self-proclaimed best JMD fighter in the country.

Final result: Helen Flanagan def. Sophie Reade KO4