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30 September 2014 Lucy Pinder vs Faye Evette Betts

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Lucy Pinder 04.jpgFaye Evett Betts 01.jpg

 

 

 

BBU: JMD DOUBLE TROUBLE FROM CARDIFF

 

(PageThrees vs BBU Free Agent)

 

Posted by Vassago on September 30, 2014, 10:50 am

 

Faye Evette Betts couldn't hide her smile after seeing a topless Sophie Reade run away from Helen Flanagan just a couple of minutes ago but her own task is even tougher according to Georgie Thompson with the Page Threes' most popular brunette Lucy Pinder promising to turn her rack into jelly within seconds rather than minutes! That's almost too flamboyant even for a topless glamour model like Lucy but makes for a good laugh in the BBU TV booth however Georgie refuses to clash gloves with Pinder herself and still gives her the edge over Betts. "I'm gonna punch you topless to pick all your silicon up from the canvas!", Lucy tries to intimidate the blonde just before the introductions but Faye who actually got pounded by Sophie Reade into KO daze two years back feels she's a much better opponent for someone like Pinder who "talks too much and deserves a crazy beating more than Helen Flanagan and that sleazy cow Reade combined!".

Trash talk aside it's a white bikini with red trim and red gloves for Lucy Pinder and a navy blue bikini top, black knickers and matching blue gloves for Faye Evette Betts. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Faye tries to be aggressive early but misses her approach and Lucy just bumps into her rack with a thundering right hand before slipping down on the navel and switching high again to completely stun the blonde's defence. Faye's pushed on the back foot, unable to match the intensity of the brunette's attacks but what's worse she can't escape them either and it's all Pinder romping away to glory at the blonde's mounds and making her gurgle in discomfort already. Lucy's eyes are glued on target and she whacks the blonde's boobs eatedly from close range and pummels her back onto the turnbuckle with a series of uppercuts and keeps sending cross hooks against the navy blue bikini to leave Betts gasping for air and stumbling forward in total disarray at the bell. Lucy bumps into her and tries to continue the assault but the ref has to follow the rules and tells the brunette she's still gonna enjoy plenty of chances to dissect Faye tonight which sounds as an understatement.

Round 2:
Pinder with more chest punishment as she closes right up to her opponent and soaks up a right hand on the navel before belting the blonde on the liver and adding an uppercut on the blue bikini again. Faye scowls in pain and wobbles forward just as Lucy smacks her solar plexus and buries more uppercuts on the cleavage. Blonde girl is whipped back and stumbles onto the ropes without any balance, struggles to even slice the brunette's mitts in fruitless response as Lucy traps her butt-in-ropes and unloads a series around the elbows that pierce the ribcage and increase the blonde's gasping volume. Quick switch up high bursts the blue mitts wide open and has the brunette pounding some fine rack and pushing the lacklustre Betts against the turnbuckle... BRUNETTE BATTERS THE BLONDE.. Pinder in true lethal mode, butchers Faye's boobs and has her wobbling forward with eyes closed and unable to live with the punishment... a quick hook on the jaw whips Betts back up against the ropes as Lucy tries to set her up for a swift departure but there's a lot of flesh to be pounded from the blonde and despite sinking into a moaning dummy, Betts somehow hangs on for the bell to save her guts with Pinder barking in anger and lack of respect instead.

Round 3:
Lucy surely makes a valid claim for the best JMD fighter accolades much to Helen Flanagan's anger, the Coronation Street actress is up on her feet in the front row and demands a swift comeback from the blonde model but Faye loses her footing seconds into the third one more time as Lucy rocks her with a thudding straight jab between the arms and staggers in the middle of the ring. Faye drops her arms trying to protect her tummy as Lucy bumps into her and drills the ribcage before pumping more leather up high and nailing the blonde with a piledriver uppercut on the solar plexus again.. Faye goes all shimmy shake and grabs the ropes with her right hand, otherwise she's be going down on her butt but that only postpones the ineviteable for a couple of seconds since Pinder wrenches the exposed tits with a right hook and tears the left bra cup over Faye's jug; the blonde gets engraved in the ropes and has to reach out with the second glove wrapping around the rope too and Lucy comes crashing down on the rack for one last time and cross hooks the blonde topless, removes the blue top with sheer punching skill and closes Betts' eyes as she gets tangled in the ropes with both arms and head slumped between the shoulders... Pinder goes mental and butchers the boobs into jelly as Faye doesn't even wince out her submission as she gets nailed cold with a wayward hook on the windpipe and crashes face first into the canvas at the brunette's feet... Damn, someone just got knocked out of her senses!!! KO3 Lucy Pinder!!!

AFTER: Faye's in no shape to endure any further punishment and even Lucy Pinder knows it as she focuses on Helen Flanagan's vocal tirade from the audience. The fallen blonde is lifted off the canvas on a stretcher and Helen promises Lucy she will enjoy the same ride back to hospital if they ever cross jugs in the ring and according to Georgie Thompson we're not far away from these two hellcats settling their feud one way or another. "And this time I don't see Lucy wiping the canvas with Helen's jugs inside three rounds! They are surely more qualified for some jug mauling than these two blonde bimbos who should be better off sucking on Mario's thong rather than trying to dethrone Lucy Pinder from her PageThrees kingdom! C'mon, give us Lucy and Helen next!"

Helen refuses to enter the ring and by the time Lucy has her gloves removed there's no sign of the Corrie's most buxom member in the audience which leads the model to call her "a plastic bimbo coward" but she may regret her comments since it's Helen who beat the superior opponent in Sophie Reade tonight as Faye could only volunteer herself into a smoking hot mess role based on her lacklustre performance! But JMD has thrown many curveballs around the world before so perhaps all chance is not lost for the Stoke-based blonde!

Final result: Lucy Pinder def. Faye Evette Betts KO3.

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