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4 October 2014 Inna vs Jade Thirlwall

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Inna 02.jpg Jade Thirwall 04.jpg

BBU INTERNATIONAL BOUT FROM NEWCASTLE

(BBU Free Agent vs Frankie's Foxes)

Posted by Vassago on October 4, 2014, 10:16 am

Jade Thirlwall wants to prove that Newcastle isn't all about Cheryl Cole by inviting the Romanian newcomer Inna up north to find out whether she's any good after beating Jeanette Biedermann and Alexandra Burke in recent weeks. However the talk in the locker room indicates that Jade simply wants to prepare herself for challenging Cheryl into "winner takes all" combat for the Geordie pride before the year is over as she cannot wait to lead both the Little Mix and Frankie's Foxes charge into the BBU elite. Georgie Thompson thinks it's a very bold call from the feisty sexpot but Jade's got all the tools to become the next big thing and many people are willing to give her the chance to upstage the current BBU order of merit.

Inna wears a white bikini with black stripes and red gloves. Black hair loose. Jade Thirlwall wears a black bikini with golden trim and golden gloves. Dyed light brown hair in loose waves.

Round 1:
Both girls square off immediately after the bell and target each other's midsections with Jade showing more aggression and surprising the older singer with some quick hooks on the liver area that force Inna on the back foot despite a spirited display. Jade keeps pumping her mitts in furious fashion around the Romanian's elbows and overwhelms her with sheer ammount of effort, bumps into her jugs and wobbles back towards the ropes before clattering into the chest full-time late in the going. Inna covers up in earmuff but eats more leather on the ribcage as Thirlwall shows her how it's done in the Geordie backyard thus far and comes away with a dominant opening round much to the crowd's delight.

Round 2:
Jade storms out of her stool again and while Inna tries to respond by swinging around her temples, she gets nailed on the chin by a clubbing left-handed uppercuts and sags on her knees with a bit of a whimper. Thirlwall moves into facial assault and slices the Romanian's mitts repeatedly making heavy connection from close range and pounding the stunned brunette back to the ropes. A quick switch on the guts has Inna covering up again but Jade refuses to drop her furious approach and drills the navel with great precision, buries the older singer butt-in-ropes and moaning in discomfort for remainder of the round and has to be dragged away by the ref as crowd calls for a swift destruction of the Romanian visitor whose face is covered by the black hair while she walks back to her stool and one can only wonder how much pain she's feeling right now after a truly horrible start.

Round 3:
Inna shows some courage and settles into punch & weave tactics, staying away from Jade's reach in the opening minute and forcing the Little Mix sexpot into a pacey approach which claims the precision value. Both girls throw single hand leather for a while before Thirlwall blinks first and leaps into another chest-intended barrage only to get clipped by a desperate hook on the chin and enable Inna to mount a body assault herself. Close range dust-up has the Romanian pounding away and slicing Jade's mitts; a couple of jabs on the cheeks stall the local girl's progress and it's Inna walking away tall down the stretch and pumping extra leather on Jade's body thereafter.

Round 4:
Thirlwall jumps into another early jabbing frenzy trying to wipe out Inna's confidence boosting previous round but she only bounces off the forearms and fails to make any solid connection and gets wrenched around the elbows instead with the older singer suddenly getting vocal in her efforts and having a good time in targeting Jade's liver area. A wayward uppercut saves the Newcastle favorite from complete disaster as Inna was pushing her against the ropes and tried to unload some chopping artillery on the guts before Jade clobbered her on the chin and wobbled forward into a sluggish clinch with both girls wincing hard in determination. It's Inna with some core strenght though as she shoves her foe against the turnbuckle and finds a piledriver on the nose to snap Jade's head back and sagging on her knees... a late flurry of leather smacks her jugs moments later and the crowd is truly annoyed by the Romanian's antics who should be down on her face already rather than mounting any comebacks!

Round 5:
Jade has definitely lost her plot but stays with the aggressive approach and doesn't back out from another furious tangle where she snaps Inna's head early in the fifth to regain some early confidence. It's turning into a war of attrition now and the Newcastle fans urge their girl into chopping the Romanian down as Jade clubs Inna's cheeks well in the opening minute and slices the mitts repeatedly to force the older singer into quick avoidance rather than getting trapped onto the ropes again. Inna works the single hand response from the back foot but Jade shows superior footwork and hassles her with more jabbing misery, a few slips on the ribcage slow the Romanian down to the point she eats more shots between the arms and has to cover up her jugs with Jade ripping into her chest with a late flurry and wobbling back to the ropes just before the clock expires and prevents further Geordie success.

Round 6:
Inna stuns Jade with a clubbing hook on the jaw after both girls charged forward but it's the English girl's head snapping backwards and enabling the Romanian to follow up immediately. INNA CLOBBERS JADE in the middle of the ring and just sinks the otherwise feisty sexpot with a flurry of facial leather before a double uppercut combo shatters the guard and shuts Jade's eyes on the spot... Left hook on the temple catches Thirlwall on the fly and spins her around, sends crashing flat on her face moments later to silence the Newcastle crowd!!! Inna's shocked by the swift knockdown herself and shakes her head as she witnesses Jade climbing to all fours at five before a brave effort saves her from instant departure... Ref gives her some extra time to recover but Inna resumes the slaughtery moments after the command and pounds Jade's cheeks into a swollen flesh and batters her back towards the ropes where she keeps her trapped and visibly aching... more drilling hooks on the navel wobble Jade into a weak clinch and she gets wrenched on the chin with a big uppercut thereafter, sags against the ropes with eyes closed and is only rescued by the bell with Inna romping away to upset glory.

Round 7:
Thirlwall's still hurting after that torrid round but Inna deprives her of any respite and closes right up to throw another facial assault and keep the entire Newcastle praying for survival. Come the minute mark the Little Mix girl is trapped on the ropes again though and just trying to clinch herself out of trouble but Inna still smacks her mitts aside and clubs the cheeks into more swelling, switches low on the chest as well and increases the moaning voulme in spades with Jade unable to tame the barrage and getting royally mauled in the corner. Inna's so detrmined to put her victim away she gasses out down the stretch and the ribcage drilling loses it's ferocity with Jade finding some hooks on the kidneys instead. And the ref gives Jade the respite she needs by dragging Inna away which results in a spiking exchange thereafter but Thirlwall leaps away from the ropes with all-in jabbing and manages to whack the older brunette against the mouth with subsequent assault going wayward and both girls looking quite tired already.

Round 8:
Inna has Jade where she wants her but it's the Little Mix sexpot that enforces another close range tangle and whacks the older girl between the arms to remove some air from her lungs. Inna breaths very heavily despite the initial advantage coming into the round and endures a clubbing nightmare on the rack to wobble forward and enable Thirlwall to pound her midriff thereafter. The Newcastle crowd senses a last-gasp chance as Jade belts away at the body to slow a visibly tired looking foe in the middle of the ring before a flying hook nails Inna on the temple and sends her spinning back towards the turnbuckle with a loud whimper. Jade crashes into the brunette's chest with a loud approach herself and hoofs the guard into tatters; settles into punching the cleavage and bounces straight off the chin to shut Inna's eyes and finds a later hook on the temple again to really throw the fight wide open before the last couple of rounds. Both girls in slow trip back to their stools, Jade's face shows more battle wounds with a nasty swelling on both cheeks but Inna's black hair is glued to her forehead in sheer exhaustion and she indicates to her crew she's barely able to catch her breath now.

Round 9:
Despite looking more swollen of the two, Thirlwall is able to catch her breath sooner and beats Inna for a quick approach slamming an uppercut combo on the chin before a whacking follow up on the mouth shatters the Romanian's guard and drops her arms in wobbling misery. Jade blasts a left hook on the temple moments later and adds a right hand on the mouth to sink Inna on jelly knees, another left hand thumps the brow ridge and SENDS THE ROMANIAN SPAWLING on her backside with eyes closed and moaning her heart out... Newcastle is alive again and Jade shakes her glove to answer the defeaning roar but Inna isn't done here yet; she climbs up on her feet at eight, looking quite sluggish but refusing to throw the fight away with the finishing line in touch... Jade romps away at her cleavage moments after the command though and buries a deep uppercut between the arms to make the older girl scream before more hoofing assault sends Inna spinning into the ropes and covering up... Jade in furious assault, screaming on her way to slice the guard and bounce off the brow ridge again, a heavy right hand nails Inna on the nose too and drops her arms for good, enables Thirlwall to clobber her face from point blank range and send Inna's mouthpiece flying into the stands moments later as a crunching right uppercut pierced the jaw and closes the battered brunette's eyes one last time... Inna goes into jelly mode and crashes at Jade's feet with the Little Mix sexpot almost going over her fallen flesh as she tried to add more punishment only to realize someone's had enough here after all... Who needs Cheryl Cole when you've got a new star in the making? KO9 Jade Thirlwall!!!

AFTER: Inna's reduced into a blubbering wreck despite such a brave performance early on! On the other hand the victorious Jade's too tired to celebrate her success and slumps onto her knees right beside the fallen Romanian and needs to be lifted off the canvas before she can dwell on the crowd's overwhelming reactions: "Yeah, that was kinda too close for comfort there!", Jade shows that beaming smile while talking to Georgie Thompson afterwards, "I know I need to put the Little Mix and Frankie's Foxes on the map and well, you know how big Chezza is around this place but we want to show everyone we're equally good if not better! Girls Aloud are retired now and BBU needs the fresh blood to keep the show alive! I'm sorry to say that but Cheryl without the X Factor flick is just a random has-been dinosaur! It's time for me and my crew to assume supremacy now that every girl band apart from the Saturdays seems to be living on past glory! Cheryl is the past while I am the future! Better get used to that cause I'm coming to get you, Chezza!"

Final result: Jade Thirlwall def. Inna KO9.