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31 October 2014 Kendra Wilkinson vs Kim Kardashian

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 31, 2014, 9:22 am

Kendra Wilkinson Odds & Ends Fight Studio) versus Kim Kardashian (Lookout! Boxing) (JMD)
Words: Odds & Ends / Results: Lookout!

Before: Nobody’s dumb enough to put these two in the same building before the fight. Separate signings, separate weigh-ins, separate press conferences. Kendra’s up three to one in their official fights, but that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Only their accountants know how many trashed hotel rooms, ladies rooms, and overturned jacuzzis these two have left in the wake of their struggles for supremacy.

Both beauties even curvier than they’ve been in any of their previous fights, the extra slugging mass throwing everyone’s estimates off. Kim confident in her interview: “I stopped that blonde bimbo cold last time. Then I had to sit back and watch while those Jessicas took the credit for my hard work. This time I’m going to take her apart! After tonight, there won’t BE another fight for Kendra Wilkinson!” Kendra equally emphatic: “I just plowed through Leven Ramblin. The K-Dub train is coming through, and those jugs she’s so proud of ain’t nothing but a couple of speedbumps!”

Kim in a black high-waisted bikini, black gloves, hair long & straight down her back. Kendra in a yellow bikini, white gloves, blonde hair back in a short pony. Ref has a hold on each fighter’s arms during the already abbreviated JMD rules rundown, not even bothering to ask them to touch ‘em up.

R1: Kim roughhousing early, wide swings “accidentally” wrap Kendra's head up in the crook of the left elbow. It’s only natural for Kardashian to body Wilkinson sideways to ropes and pump her tummy full of right hands. Playmate bleating in pain, left hand in ropes for balance as tanned blonde tummy and tits take flat-knuckle right hands until ref's break. Kim breathing through pursed lips, wading in to plow away with a Cuthbert/Hewitt style deliberate wind-‘em-up & drive-'em-in delivery. Kendra snarling as she hooks palm-down across Kardashian's bulging front; covers up on her right side as Kim's left hand slams into her left hip; then twists into a sideswiping right that smites Kardashian jug. Kim groaning but refusing to give ground, putting her jugs on the line like a real trooper. Down the stretch, a swinging left takes Kendra deep in her tummy: she cries out; slumps back into ropes. Kardashian steps in, shouting "HAH!" as she lifts, cocks, and plows a pounding right to jug, then loads up the left for more of the same. Wilkinson crying, trying to cover up now: Kim pulling the mitts down, loading up and slamming home - her own worldclass buns and jugs jiggling furiously as she batters hated Playmate. Kendra thunderstruck, slumped in ropes, sobbing at the bell. Kardashian already with a nice sheen of sweat, giving the fans their money’s worth as she BOUNCES back to her corner after a dominant first!

R2: Kendra jumps at Kim with both gloves shooting into Kardashian's guard, shunting brunette sideways, pell-mell slugging from there as both girls compete for initiative. Wild, reckless action, curvy blood rivals all eyes a-blazing, teeth bared - pitching and blocking, knocking each other about. Midway through, crazy crashing right turns Kim's chin, leaving her wobbly-butt, stumbling in fence-post holes. Kendra a merciless engine of pistoning fists, as she hounds the distressed Kardashian, she has to cover up earmuff and take her lickin's. Wilkinson treating herself to Kim with big fat swinging right/lefts from the waist. Kendra's jugs a-sloshing side to side when either hand slams to a halt on prime Kardashian breast or flank. Kardashian badly frazzled and stumbling around from the beating, but keeping her feet regardless. Playmate works up a sweat, pounding away to glory sending Kim to her corner in tears.

R3: Old enemies plunge off their stools towards each other. Splendid stuff midring: Kim gambling on an overhand right all jugs a-sloshin', clouting Kendra to jaw and sending her staggering to her right. Moments later - girls pushing lefts and rights rapidfire, eating punches to give some, finally forcing each other to turn away and regroup almost simultaneously. Both fighters coming together more gingerly now, flat-footed, deliberate. Wilkinson walks into a telegraphed swinging right to paunch that doubles her up breathless; Kardashian takes a swinging right to chin that spins her right face-first into ropes. Senseless plant and pitch slugging has the crowd roaring: girls very animated - crying out and making hurt faces when smote; pursing lips and snarling when getting off robusto. Both lasses having their moments, but this is Kim’s kind of fighting, keeping Kendra at arms-length, not letting her get in and hup-hup a win in its own right.

R4: Kendra looks to be the fresher off the mark, charging with a high guard to deliberately collide with Kim. Kardashian trying to stand her ground, but Wilkinson squirming into the inside, right hand level with her cheek as she muscles in hard jabs to rack - following up with the hook thereafter. Kim whining as she's punched about: she's breathing hard, not getting off as much as Kendra starts sorting her brunette out. Playmate launching some bruising straight right hands, Kardashian blocking with the high guard, but still punched-off stance as Kendra gets her body into 'em. Good defense on Kim’s part, but that doesn’t get you points in JMD.

R5: Crazy/sloppy swinging from Kendra early, Kim blocking beefy, but giving ground, unable to stand against the storm for a minute. Wilkinson tires and drop down a gear in the second minute, Kardashian starts a-knockin': straight, stubby, very deliberate, stiff lefts and rights pound at Playmate breasts and body, bunching her up, than clinching to smother receipts. Kim stepping in her shots - just fitting 'em into Kendra with stamping gusto, jugs & glutes a jumping with some of the old vigor. Wheels fall off late after a ref's break: Kardashian resetting herself, takes a swinging right to chin and SHE'S STEPPING IN FENCE-POST HOLES! Wilkinson hopping forward all furious - jugs a-sloshing side to side as she belts Kim to ropes. Right hand to chin; left to gut; right to gut and DOWN GOES KIM! Kardashian bludgeoned to all fours, panting in shock...Playmate puts her right foot on Kim's full left hip and shoves her to her right side as ref rushes in. Kardashian cheek on canvas, gloves at her navel as she sobs her way through the delayed count as Kendra takes the career Bof7 with the KO5!

After: Attendants lift Kim to her feet, are helping her back to her stool WHEN KENDRA TACKLES HER FROM BEHIND! Kardashian sprawled face-first onto the canvas, Wilkinson drops her right leg across both legs, hooks her left hand in those black trunks, and starts POUNDING that world-famous, multi-million dollar booty righty! Kendra grinning, Kim shrieking, Playmate taking what she wants, and nothing anyone can do to stop her!

When she finally gets bored reddening prime Kardashian real estate, Wilkinson reaches up between the sobbing brunette’s shoulder blades and shoves her back down to the canvas. Kendra works to wrestle a blubbering Kim onto her back - slapping her a few angry right hands to stun her.

From there, it all has the air of inevitability. Wilkinson lowering her, Kardashian writhing to her right, wriggling side to side, delaying but Kendra eventually able to push down on Kim/wrap both arms behind Kardashian's head to cinch her in tight. Kendra smiling/panting - occasionally picking her head up to grin into the crowd as her jugs do the hard work of reducing Kim. Kardashian's hands palm at Playmate’s ribs, trying to shunt her to one side or the other; bridging her hips, trying to dislodge the blonde until exhaustion sets in. Beaten brunette quickly extinguished, growing slower and more sluggish in her movements as Kendra Wilkinson leaves no doubt as to her dominance.