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31 October 2014 Kirsten Dunst vs Emma Stone

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on October 31, 2014, 9:23 am

KIRSTEN DUNST (RAMPANT BOXING) VS EMMA STONE (EMPIRE BOXING)
Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!

BEFORE: Tempers still flare between the two blondes since the original 'Spidey Fight' failed to produce a knockout finish which has sparked veteran Kirsten Dunst into selling Emma Stone's victory short as 'new girl in town flawed judges logic'. Both girls have scored big wins since then with Dunst overcoming Natalie Portman and Stone putting the hammer down on the highly touted Emma Watson and always a crowd favorite Jamie Chung but the odds are stacked for another lenghty affair as neither wants to become the inferior heroine.

Hectic atmosphere pre-fight again with Emma just lashing out at Kirsten's chest and trying to bump her against the turnbuckle; the girl's been smoking some weed according to Dunst entourage but the late test indicates otherwise and it's simply the bitter hatred and determination to knock the daylights out of Kirsten that spark Stone's erratic behaviour.

Kirsten Dunst wears a light blue bikini top, small black hip-huggers and blue gloves. Blonde hair straight, tucked behind the ears. Emma Stone wears a red & white striped bikini, white knickers and red gloves. Blonde hair in a high curly ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Emma in a ferocious attack, seemingly trying to score the fastest KO of the year with a jabbing galore all over Kirsten's body and romping away like there's no tomorrow! Dunst poised for early earmuff escape as she fails to even mount a response and hangs on as Emma potentially gasses out or falls flat on her face, no can do as a clubbing right hook opens the older blonde's defence and Stone digs some into the cheeks, punching a subdued foe back to the ropes and pumping more leather, spiking the arms aside but unable to break the high guard on a repeated basis and the single blows mark a temporary success rather than terminal damage with Dunst swinging overhands late in the going but still eating the biggest punch of the round when Stone finds the uppercut on the nose to wobble her against the turnbuckle just as the clock expired.

Round 2:
More frenzy from Stone but Dunst hits the veteran tactics and fakes a close approach before deking to the side and forcing the younger blonde into shifting her weight too far forward... Emma reaches out but comes up short and eats a jabbing combo on the cheeks with Dunst leaning back on her and pumping leather in close range herself. Dunst is fully aware she can't give Stone any respite and blows her arms aside and connects with the rack, the much bigger of the two one must say and whips Emma on the back foot, more clubbing thereafter tames Stone's recovery plan and sends her circling in earmuff with Kirsten breathing revenge and hurting her foe on the midriff for remainder of the round. Emma fails to regain her footing and wobbles into more close range assault before finally clinching Dunst and shoving her away at the expense of more hooks around the elbows.

Round 3:
Both girls tangle in a close range brawl but there's not enough of combinations landed as they seem so eager to dwarf each other they let the emotions get on top before a rack bumping wobbles Dunst and spurs Emma into opening up and charging from both hands... but the approach is too wide and Kirsten too agile not to react in time, she nails Stone with a double uppercut on the cleavage and hoofs her breasts aside with a loud scream... more rack bumping sends Emma backing into the ropes and she can't quite stretch her elbows as Dunst pumps ribcage assault and sinks the younger blonde on her knees looking very confident that going all-in is actually the way to avenge the original 'Spidey Fight' demons. Emma still looks uneasy breathing after that jug mauling but she just got caught napping a bit and pays the price!

Round 4:
Dunst tries to run away with it, a huge surprise following that opening round disaster, however her jabs are getting stiffer and Emma actually can soak up some punishment now and respond up high to pierce Kirsten's guard. A close range brawl earns Stone the edge down the stretch by virtue of superior intensity, Dunst in a facial assault that skims off the mitts and exposes her breadbasket, Emma too clever not to pounce and reel the older blonde back and sink her with a late flurry between the arms that enforces a desperate cover but more importantly enables Stone to regain her confidence even though Kirsten shows no signs of physical damage; a rare occurance at this stage. A quick bump between the two after the bell and Emma wins the eye-piercing duel with Dunst looking over her shoulder instead and applying the 'I don't care' demeanour to a lousy extent.

Round 5:
Emma finds the opening round mojo again and romps into Kirsten's guts, catches the older blonde in a wayward swinging and nails her on the boobs before piercing the ribcage and staggering her on the spot. Dunst almost trips over her feet as she tries to deke away and it's all Stone thereafter pumping low assault around the elbows before slicing the guard with uppercuts and just belting Kirsten back to the ropes where she tries to drill her stomach oh-so hard; Dunst in a shrieking whimper, unable to tame the barrage and just soaking up the furious but wayward punishment, Emma's back to old habits of too much effort and too little precision as she finally finds the uppercut she needs, whacks Kirsten's hair flying around her neck and the shrieks are getting louder too. A late flurry on the ribs sinks Dunst even further but she hangs on for survival, a truly horrible experience with Stone's agility running sky high instead.

Round 6:
Still nobody's tasted the canvas as Emma leads the punch count but lets Kirsten have a solid chance to pull the revenge perfect; another close range tangle ensues with the too wide approach making for a Stone demise as she gets wrenched on the jugs with an uppercut harpoon and wobbles to the side only to rise for a Dunst left-hander squashing her lips clean. On comes Kirsten! She jabs piercingly well between the arms and wobbles Stone onto the back foot and seeking retreat, the Dunst work rate pays off as she has the younger blonde scowling before any reply but as she finds one, Kirsten gets over aggressive and leans too much, drops the intensity a bit and gets beaten for a crunching left hook on the temple; Emma bounces off the ropes and charges up high seeking facial damage; Dunst with a flurry of punches that skim off the forearms and fail to put Stone back; another overhand bounces off the mouth right at the death with Kirsten stumbling to the side with eyes closed and gasping for air.

Round 7:
Stone drives forward in another see-saw kind of round with both girls truly making it personal now but Dunst's timing is off and she loses the opening tangle as Emma faked a low approach and went in hard up high like she's done most of the time... clubbing hook on the mouth slices Kirsten's mitts and sends her into a moaning whimper as Emma leans on the front foot and works the facial drilling with heavy straight jabbing... Dunst gets pummellled around in close range as she can't match the ferocity of attack, gets whacked to the ropes with more jabs and sags on her knees with Emma rocking her head back & forth in a furious display of sheer disdain; she gets vocal in her attacks as the all-in demeanour drops Kirsten's arms around her rack and exposed the jaw which gets wrenched by a double uppercut sledgehammer... DUNST GOES DOWN... the veteran collapses on her backside as Stone looked set to crush her jaw into pieces.. a lousy state of affair for the original Spidey Girl... Emma twirls around in delight but there's too much Mary Jane Watson pride for Dunst to give up the fight to the impostor... a swollen-faced Dunst is up at eight and trying to look formidable... Stone laughs it off and resumes the facial punishment, keeps the older blonde trapped butt-in-ropes but almost hangs back in order to beat Kirsten up through a path of torture rather than just send her out of the orbit.. Dunst sagging and yelping her heart out in a cumbersome earmuff, Stone with a Poison Ivy-like smile on her face as she bashes the veteran into dizziness at the bell.

Round 8:
Kirsten mounts a charge and defies the odds by clubbing Emma's nose into a bloody state, the girl looked out on her feet and the Stone teasing approach blows right back in her face as she gets nailed with a rampant one-two combo that wrenched the nose into seeping liquid... Cue the response... Emma with an overhand barrage that just plasters Kirsten's face as equally brutal as beforehand, more screams of pain with Stone charging right up and trying to fracture Kirsten's jaw any which way possible... hair flies around the veteran's neck as she gets staggered in the middle of the ring with an uppercut galore that renders her guard invisible.. Stone with a piledriver on the left temple... Dunst screams out and wobbles forward with eyes closed straight into a right hand on the chest that bounces up and against the nose... You beauty! DUNST HITS THE DECK FLAT ON HER BACK with her legs shooting up in the air and the poor girl sobbing her heart out in semi-conscious presence... the count passes her by and that's all she wrote with Emma rocking and reeling among her entourage already... KO8 Emma Stone!!!

AFTER: "That's what I call making a statement!", the curly ponytail is flying back & forth with Emma unable to hide her emotions despite the bloody nostrils making her sound asthmatic, "I kicked Kirsten's ass in numbers! She won't be blaming this one on the judges anymore! How on Earth she managed to beat Portman is beyond me! Guess Nat attended one bar mitzvah too many the night before! NEVERMIND! I'm sooo looking forward to become a regular at the PPVs from now on! All those Disney brats can kiss my bazookas! I'm the real late 80s firework! Wanna find out just how vicious I am? Just ask Kirsten once she comes around if you're still having doubts!"

The coverage concludes with Emma planting her foot on the fallen opponent's slender tummy as Dunst still mumbles in dizziness for all the BWO photographers' pleasure.... and even a bigger one among the Empire Boxing fanbase!