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9 October 2010 Penelope Cruz vs Christina Ricci

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Santa Monica Sunday Night Boxing

Posted by vulcan, results by simguy on 10/9/2010, 8:14 am

Before: Christina hisses at Penelope as she finally lets her go: "You will so pay for this, b###h!" Penelope smiles icily at Chris. "We'll see. I've clobbered Winona and I'll clobber you!" Both contestants enter the ring. Christina letting her bathrobe go first, showing off her petite curvy body in a nothing of Speedo lycra bra and thong. Penelope jealously eying Chris body while entering in a bright red bra and thong.

R1: Ricci storming in eagerly immediately engaging Penelope. But Penelope having done her homework and while Chris tries to intimidate with her stormy entry Penelope rams a hard combo nicely into Chris sides. Christina wheezing, adjusting her guard. Penelope smiling as Chris arms go down just to deliver some very nice chops into Christina cheeks. Chris reeling back but steadying. Cruz now circling Chris coolly, delivering jab after jab from safe distance into the smaller Chris. Chris slowly backing off, unable to find a way into Penelope. From time to time Chris tries to break free with fierce attacks. But Penelope taking them into her guard and in return molesting Christina curves with hard precise combinations.

R2,3,4,5 Every round Chris storms in again but too small to break Penelope while her opponents just jabs at her from a distance. Penelope scores but her punches are too weak to hurt Chris much.

R6: Chris still controlled and full of energy storming into the ring again. And Penelope somehow shortly overconfident or simply just not on the subject as Chris finally finds her way into Penelope's guard. Chris greedily squaring her thickly muscled shoulders to ram short hard blows into Penelope's ribs. Penelope wheezing in pain wrapping her arms around Chris. Chris just ignores and rams her fists into Penelope's body till the ref breaks them up. Chris Having a run now, easily dismantling Penelope's guard time and again. But Penelope not wanting to accept the punishment just runs or wraps her long arms
around Chris till the guard breaks. After the bell Penelope slightly crouched, soothing her aching ribcage.

R7: Chris coming in eagerly trying to make it her fight now. But Penelope stopping Chris with a lucky punch right into Chris forehead. Chris staggering and shaking her tingling head when Penelope sees her chance and follows up with a nice uppercut into Chris chin. Chris reeling, once grabbing the sand not to fall but stubbornly holding up. Penelope now charging but Chris now having her guard up. Penelope hammering Chris but her blows not hard and strong enough to bring shaken Chris down.

R8: Chris still a little shaken but Penelope now running from her opponent. Chris still a little slow mostly jabbing thin air as Penelope runs. Most likely hoping for a favorable decision as she nearly brought Chris down last round. Audience booing Penelope. Chris charging after her opponent but Penelope mostly gone when Chris arriving.

R9: Penelope still not willing to fight but Chris now and again coming closer in catching Penelope as she slowly recovers. As Penelope sees this she suddenly stops in her tracks and jabs Chris from the distance before running again. Chris trying to engage but only receives one or two well planted jabs by her opponent. As Chris finally shaking her tingling head Penelope digs into her opponent some nice uppercuts and hooks.

R10: Penelope still running from the fight. The audience booing her again for this. Chris a little shaken but determined and finally tackling Penelope into the ropes with some hard lashes into her opponents lower belly and sides. Penelope wheezing as her kidneys burn. Chris just slugging into Penelope's squirming body as if her life depends on it. Penelope taking in but suddenly wrapping the upper rope around Chris neck, trying to strangle her. The ref wanting to step in but management holding him back. As Chris tries to wriggle free Penelope's starts pounding Chris head. Chris with one harm easily bending Penelope's trembling arm back, freeing herself from the rope, while her other fist molests Penelope's body to the bell. Close UD10 Penelope Cruz

After: As Cruz is announced winner the audience boos her and even some beer cans fly her direction. Chris' head red with anger having loosened up a rope from the ring. Suddenly showing up behind Penelope Chris suddenly wraps the ropes from behind around Penelope's neck. Chris dragging like mad trying to suffocate Penelope. Penelope struggling gabbing the rope and Chris wrists but Chris being quite stronger. The audience cheers as they see Christina with bulging biceps and icely grin while Penelope uselessly struggles and fights for air. Penelope's legs finally fail and Chris lets the rope go as she sees Penelope's eyes fluttering. Penelope now on all fours in front of Chris coughing hard, fumbling her aching neck. "We'll see us again soon in the ring, b###h! And if you take the rope again I won't stop the punishment that early next time!"