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31 October 2014 Michelle Keegan vs Kristen Stewart

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"Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats II: Hallowe'en Boogaloo at the Asylum"

 

Posted by Results By Lookout!/Words By Wiz on October 31, 2014, 11:27 pm,

 

BEFORE:

"What a better way to make your FCBA debut," says the lady dressed as Maid Marian, complete with mask and English accent, "Than to come in and knock out a girl who's fighting is as overrated as her acting. This will be fun!"

"The great thing about Hallowe'en," says the girl dressed like Cleopatra, also with a mask, "Is that you get to pretend to be someone you're not. Apparently, SHE'S pretending to be someone who ISN'T going to get knocked out tonight."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Turn Back Time'..."

McCarthy: "This is a new low even for the Weirdo! Cher is like SEVENTY years old and he's trotting her out here to give another one of his Dancing Hookers an easy win! How did he get the commission to sanction this fight? As if I don't know! There's as much money falling out of their pockets as there was out of the pockets of those referees who robbed me twice right in that very ring! I was robbed! Robbed!"

Cassie: "It's not CHER, you brainless bimbo!"

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Now calm down, Mac! That IS Cher singing, but the young lady coming down to the ring in the Maid Marian outfit is NOT Cher. Into the ring she climbs, where she's helped out of the costume to reveal a pink bikini and the gorgeous face of Michelle Keegan of Beevers Babes!"

McCarthy: "Who? Where does Weirdo GET these girls?"

Tess: "Um, Mac. Michelle has been fighting in the BBU for years and held the flyweight championship there at one point. She's not exactly unknown..."

Cassie: "She's also had two recent FCBA fights and won BOTH. And one of the victims was Jamie Chung, who knocked you down, went rack on you, and took FIVE STRAIGHT ROUNDS from you in 2012..."

McCarthy: "BEFORE I knocked her butt OUT in the SIXTH, Scabbo!"

O'Dell: "Arena quiet now as we wait for...uh oh, that's 'Helter Skelter' booming over the sound system and that can only mean the girl in the Cleopatra outfit on the way to the ring is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

McCarthy: "And, again, I can't think of a single tool she has..."

O'Dell: "Stewart into the ring. Helped off with the costume by Jewel and Neve and underneath is that lime green bikini she favors. Ladies about ready. Let's get some picks. Tess?"

Tess: "Keegan's done OK for herself in the BBU, and in her brief FCBA career, but, on FCBA experience alone, you have to give Stewart the edge in this one."

O'Dell: "Mac?"

McCarthy: "If Keegan's ever won anything, I'm picking her, because Stewart never has and never will!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "We have a split panel. Let's see who's right. There's the bell for the first and Keegan immediately forward, winging away, taking jabs to the face to close and bang with Kristen. Michelle extremely aggressive early, backing Stewart up, not letting her get set, sending barrage after barrage of leather at the Front Streeter..."

McCarthy: "Keegan got the memo. The way to beat Stewart is to get on her early, like Hayek did. Rough her up. Don't let her box you."

O'Dell: "And that's clearly Michelle's plan. She's taking fire but damning those torpedoes and SHE ROCKS STEWART WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Keegan sends Kristen stumbling back a step and the British beauty is all in a minute and a half into the fight!"

Cassie: "Michelle packs power in that strong little body, no doubt, and she just showed some there!"

O'Dell: "Stewart pressed back to the ropes, in a high guard. Keegan buffeting her with heavy leather. Most of it's landing on the gloves, but some punches are getting through. Stewart countering occasionally, doing enough to keep the ref at bay. Keegan trying to zero in and finish this thing. Final thirty seconds now and Michelle another good right hand. Stewart ships it, leans back into the ropes in that high guard, jabs back. Keegan one more solid flurry and there's the bell. Excellent start for Michelle Keegan!"

Tess: "The scorecard says 10-9, but, psychologically, that was worth more than a point."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round begins with more aggression from Keegan. Michelle clearly has a game plan here and she's executing it. Working to crowd Stewart and get physical with her. Kristen giving a little ground to get some distance, wants to work the long left jab. Keegan willing to take to get in close."

Cassie: "Stewart doesn't need to hold ground right here. She's ok to cede canvas, but she needs to get some right hands on Keegan on the way in. Kristen's got a couple of inches in height and reach, and she needs to use them."

O'Dell: "Keegan resolute, closing and banging, going body now. Stewart responding in kind, then using the back slide step to get some range. Michelle right back at her, again willing to take some punishment to give some."

McCarthy: "With a body like Keegan's, I'm not surprised she's willing to grind downstairs. I suspect she can hold up to body punishment pretty well, unlike a stick figure like Stewart. She could be a JMD star, too. If I were Lowndes, I'd have my people book this girl immediately."

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch and we've settled into a close-in battle involving a lot of body work. Both girls getting leather home. Both scoring some upstairs, too. Final seconds tick off and there's the bell. Close one, but Keegan's."

Tess: "20-18 for Michelle. She's getting that early lead she wants."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Keegan right back at Stewart for round three. Michelle taking fire, but working through it to get to close quarters where she wants to bang. Kristen responding in kind. Not giving ground any longer. Wants to hold canvas, and she's doing that."

McCarthy: "Can't fight off her back foot all night. But this is playing right into what Keegan wants to do."

O'Dell: "Michelle scoring with both hands in close. Stewart firing back, going head more than body while Keegan takes the opposite tack. Michelle battering those ribs, lathering the lats. Stewart hanging in there with her, refusing to take a backward step."

Cassie: "Kristen using the left some, but less than usual. She's looking to land something big here."

O'Dell: "Punching for respect, no doubt. Michelle, on the other hand, is just punching. Working her way up, then back down. Not much wasted motion, just a lot of banging and body work right to the bell. And Keegan's won her third in a row."

Tess: "30-27, and Stewart needs to get on the board."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth round underway and..."

McCarthy: "We may be witnessing. a historic night at Front Street, because, with that Dancing Hooker Graham already beaten, this overrated girl losing, and Meester being a failed retreat, we just might be seeing the very last Front Street flyweight bout, because Weirdo has to be thisclose to chucking the whole division like he thought about earlier this year."

O'Dell: "Stewart STICKING that jab. Catching Keegan with it on the way in, slowing her down, setting up right hands. Michelle continuing to work forward, but Stewart stepping back and right, creating more space and landing some combinations with that right dropping after the left."

Cassie: "And, for your information, Mac, WE at Front Street are NOT dropping the flyweight division. Like BAZZ, Front Street is a four-division stable and will STAY that way..."

McCarthy: "WE? Since when are YOU a member of Weirdo's Dancing..."

Cassie(in a near whisper): "Choose your next word VERY carefully, Mac. VERY."

O'Dell: "A-HEM. IN the right, you'll notice that K-Stew is beginning to get a rhythm going. She's got the jab working. She's holding Michelle at bay with it and using it to set up those accurate right hands she's known for. With Keegan out on the end of Kristen's range, Stewart's precision is taking over and she's scoring well with both hands."

Tess: "These are the terms Stewart wants, and she's finally got them."

O'Dell: "Certainly does, and she's in firm control as the final seconds tick off. There's the bell and Stewart on the board."

Tess: "39-37 for Keegan with six to go."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Back to action in the fifth and Stewart's gotten into that rhythm now. Keegan being picked up on the outside. Can't get in to swarm Kristen like she did earlier in the fight. Instead it's Stewart calling the shots now, working the long jab, finding the range with the right."

Cassie: "Kristen is very dangerous when she puts punches together like this. She's extremely precise and very fluid. Hard to deal with, no question."

O'Dell: "And she's showing Michelle just HOW hard at the moment. Stewart getting some power behind those punches. She's stopping Keegan cold with the jab, and, when she's a stationary target, SLAMMING home the follow. Michelle still gamely trying to close, but she's getting the worst of it now, no question."

McCarthy: "She's got to show more movement. Make things harder for Stewart. She's got the range on Keegan. Michelle needs to foul the sights."

O'Dell: "Not able to do anything of the kind at the moment, Mac. Kristen zeroing in, thumping away, backing Keegan up a step with a solid right in that flurry. Michelle getting the guard up now, trying to counter, but Kristen's got that timed, too. Final seconds tick off, and none too soon for Michelle. Excellent round for Stewart."

Tess: "And she's nearly made up the stagger. 48-47 in Keegan's favor after five."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Sixth begins with Keegan in a high guard and a low crouch. Michelle working forward, thumping body, keeping those hands at the ears. She's getting past Stewart's jabs and closing where she can do some damage."

McCarthy: "Nice adjustment. Clearly Beevers Babes has someone who knows boxing in its corner, unlike Front Street..."

Cassie: "Which has a hundred-fight veteran and a Hall of Famer..."

McCarthy: "Neither of whom know a THING!"

Cassie: "Both of them know how to beat YOU..."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Meanwhile, back in the ring, Keegan knows how to beat a girl to the body, because that's exactly what she's doing to Stewart. Michelle working hard inside, working her way up, then back down. Stewart trying to fire back, but can't get any extension with Keegan right in her grill."

Tess: "Keegan's impressing with her physicality, Jenny. She can bang in there."

O'Dell: "Yes, she can, and she's giving Stewart a thumping both upstairs and down. Kristen thrown onto the defensive, being backed up and banged around. Keegan shouldering Stewart, shoving her, keeping her off balance while she bangs away. She's working upstairs more as we come down the stretch. And it's all Keegan to the final bell. An impressive, shutout round for Michelle."

Tess: "58-56 to Keegan after six."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "We begin the seventh with Keegan back in that crouch with the high guard, but Stewart splitting those gloves with the left hand, stopping Michelle and then keyholing right hands that back up Keegan. Michelle tries to reset and come forward, but Kristen's got the coordinates now, and she's landing some bracing stuff."

Cassie: "Stewart so accurate, Jenny. There's not a lot of space for her to land, but she's getting the gloves on target."

O'Dell: "And she's now got Keegan going in reverse. For the first time all night, it's Kristen coming forward, bringing that rangy power to bear..."

Tess: "And Stewart sometimes doesn't get as much credit for that power as she deserves. She's won 20 fights and has 15 knockouts, a 75 percent KO rate."

O'Dell: "Keegan feeling it now, but Michelle pretty sturdy. We've talked about her physicality on the offensive end, and now we're seeing it in her ability to take fire. She's giving canvas grudgingly, firing back in counter, and shipping some serious shot without listing. Coming down the stretch things getting hot and heavy. Stewart banging away and Keegan banging right back and it's toe to toe to the bell. Stewart's round, no question, but plenty of resistance from Michelle."

McCarthy: "Keegan up by a point, 67-66 as we go to the eighth."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Eighth round begins with Keegan again in the high guard and crouch, looking to work forward. Stewart landing those jabs, slowing the Brit down, but Michelle managing to negotiate the minefield and get in close where she can bang body and work the hooks upstairs."

McCarthy: "Got to love the way this Keegan kid is fighting. She's not going to let Stewart play her game. She's going to stay aggressive, stay after her."

O'Dell: "That's exactly what she's doing. Kristen not as discombobulated by this as she was earlier in the fight. She's adjusting to fighting inside with Keegan, but Michelle still getting the better of things on these terms...UNTIL THAT RIGHT HAND FROM STEWART! Kristen lights Michelle up with a straight right and sends her staggering backward! Stewart now letting the hands go and DOWN GOES MICHELLE!"

Cassie: "Left hook in there was the big punch!"

O'Dell: "And it splashes Keegan to her back! Stewart to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Keegan still on her back, trying to sit up and can't do it. Nine. TEN! It's over! That quickly, it's over! And your winner by KO8 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

Tess: "Get the camera on the owner's box and check out the smile on the owner's face."

McCarthy: "Only if you want to break the camera."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, K-Stew, tough fight tonight..."

Kristen: "She's good, Tess. Physical. Can hit. And she's tough. People underrate these British girls because they don't see enough of them, but she's going to beat a lot of girls in the FCBA."

Tess: "You found a way after getting down early, though..."

Kristen: "It was just a matter of me getting comfortable, adjusting to what she was doing. Once that happened, it was all good."

Tess: "After what happened in the last fight, are you on top of Front Street's flys?"

Kristen: "I don't worry about that stuff, Tess. I go out and deal with the girl in front of me. The rest takes care of itself."

 

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