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31 October 2014 Alesha Dixon vs Allison Mack

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Alesha Dixon 02.jpg Allison Mack 08.jpg

"WITCHES, PUMPKINHEADS AND BLACK BATS II: HALLOWE'EN BOOGALOO AT THE ASYLUM

Posted by Results By Lookout!/Words By Wiz on October 31, 2014, 11:29 pm

BEFORE:

"Sure, I think she's taking me lightly," says the girl dressed as a sexy ninja. "But, I'm all right with that. It will just make it all the sweeter when I knock her out!"

"She's not an easy girl to fight," says the lady in the Spanish pirate outfit with a mask. "She's quick, a good boxer, very athletic. But, I've dealt with girls like her before. They always end up in the same place. On the canvas."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and we've just gotten another major clue to the identity of one of our fighters, because that song is 'Baddest Chick', and I suspect the lady coming down to the ring in that ninja outfit is none other than the song's singer..."

McCarthy: "Who SHOULD hide her face if she's responsible for THAT noise..."

O'Dell: "Our ninja is into the ring and helped off with the costume and that is, indeed, the lovely Alesha Dixon of Beevers Babes doing more than a little justice to that black bikini!"

McCarthy: "I guess she's OK. Not PLAYMATE material, of course..."

Tess: "HERE we go..."

McCarthy: "Shut it, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Drink up boys..."

Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...

McCarthy: "OH, HELL NO!"

O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac..."

McCarthy: "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! That thieving Dancing Hooker is NOT getting past this announce table!"

O'Dell: "Sit DOWN, Mac!"

McCarthy: "DON'T YOU EYE ME! I'LL SMACK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK YOU OVERRATED..."

"Sharknado"

Starring...

McCarthy: "...I'M SITTING DOWN! DO NOT SUBJECT THE AUDIENCE TO THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE!"

Cassie: "Well, while I'll admit it wasn't exactly Oscar-worthy, the CASTING was spot on..."

Tess: "Apparently Cassie Scerbo movies are Mac's kryptonite..."

McCarthy: "In that they're green and poisonous, yes..."

O'Dell(sighing): "IF we can concentrate on the RING, you'll see that the lady in the Spanish pirate outfit is climbing in to be helped off with the costume by Jewel and Neve, and, as we suspected, that IS Allison 'Mack The Knife' Mack..."

McCarthy: "Mack The FRAUD, you mean! She stole my song, my nickname..."

Cassie: "HERE we go..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"

O'Dell: "A-HEM! Allison helped off with the costume to reveal that blood red bikini she favors, and it's time for some pi..."

McCarthy: "DIXON! Dixon will knock this fraud OUT!"

O'Dell: "Tess?"

Tess: "Alesha's a good boxer, but I've got to go with Allison's power and experience."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "There's the bell and Alesha making no secret of her plans. She's immediately on her bicycle looking to jab and circle. Dixon VERY quick and has those dancer's legs, and she's using them. Mack deliberate, working to cut the ring. Does it. Bangs the body. Dixon slips away, back to the jab and circle, but Allison quicky cuts her again, bangs home some hooks to the ribs before Alesha can get back to open canvas..."

Cassie: "Mack's footwork impeccable, Jenny. As quick as Dixon is, she can't stay in space. Allison closes her again AND MACK ROCKS HER!"

O'Dell: "Short right hook off the left jab and Dixon steppin' in fence post holes! Alesha backed into the ropes as Mack makes with the sledgehammers! Dixon in the high guard putting the body on sale, and Allison is buying in bulk. She's bunching the Brit up, and then straightens her with a left uppercut! Dixon clinching, trying to run clock."

Tess: "She's in serious trouble. Does not want to be on the ropes with Allison, who's one of the most physical bantams in the FCBA...

O'Dell: "Referee breaks and Dixon clinches again. Mack punches free, goes back to the body, wearing out those ribs and that midsection..."

McCarthy: "A couple of those punches were close to being LOW..."

Cassie: "They were nowhere NEAR low, and if you think they were you need a stronger prescription!"

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo!"

O'Dell: "We're into the final thirty seconds, and Mack battering Dixon, but Alesha hanging on, keeping the gloves up, jabbing back enough to keep this thing going. And, there's the bell. Alesha survives, but a big opening round for Allison, only 10-9, but it looked a lot bigger, and probably FELT a lot bigger to Dixon."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Into the second and Allison Mack on a seek-and-destroy mission. Dixon still not fully recovered from last round and Mack knows it! Allison all over the lovely Brit, sending her into retreat with those heavy hooks to the head and body."

McCarthy: "Dixon needs to be busier. Stick out that jab and slow the Fraud down. She's getting overrun in there."

O'Dell: "That's exactly what's happening. Mack backing Dixon into the ropes again and banging away. Alesha covering up and clinching, taking some serious shell to the body as a result of the high guard. Allison more than willing to work downstairs, tenderizing the ribs and midsection."

Cassie: "Mack just CLINICAL with this body work. No part of Alesha from the bust line to the belt is lacking for leather."

O'Dell: "Dixon countering in spots. Seeming to shake the last round off a little more as things go on here. As we come down the stretch Alesha slips away to open waters and has enough leg to do some jabbing and circling. Allison closes. Bangs body again. And there's the bell. Wide to Mack, ladies."

Tess: "And Allison now up 20-18, and it's an emphatic 20-18."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We begin the third and Dixon definitely has the legs back. Alesha dancing, popping jabs, slipping, sliding, circling. This is the Alesha Dixon we've seen before, the one who can be a very effective boxer."

Cassie: "And you can see where the Nicole Scherzinger comparisons come in. There's a certain similarity in looks, but also in styles."

O'Dell: "Not much question about the style similarity. Alesha very quick, very fluid, excellent hands and feet. She's all movement this round, using back and forths and reverse pivots to frustrate Allison as she tries to cut the ring..."

McCarthy: "This is why Mack will never be champion. She's not quick or athletic enough!"

Cassie: "Either you've lost it or you haven't recovered from the last time she knocked you out..."

McCarthy: "Shut IT!"

O'Dell: "Mack having some success cutting the ring. When she does, she lands heavy leather, mostly to the body. Dixon, though, keeping those exchanges short now. Getting to open canvas, operating in space, and scoring with both hands when she does. Final seconds elapse and there's the bell. Dixon's on the board."

Tess: "29-28 after three. Those first two rounds looked and felt big, but Alesha's right in it."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth begins with more movement from Dixon. Alesha one of the smoothest moving boxers you're likely to see in this or any other division. She's working to stay in space, stay off center, land those cobra strikes with the quick left-right and then she's gone."

McCarthy: "She's dancing circles around Mack The Fraud! I LOVE it!"

O'Dell: "Allison patiently working, looking to cut the ring and engage. Alesha a good flurry. Quickly circles right then pivots left and DOWN SHE GOES! MACK WITH A RIGHT HOOK AND DIXON IS DOWN!"

Cassie: "The cobra just met the mongoose!"

O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Dixon to one knee. She's going to beat it, but going to take the time..."

McCarthy: "Smart."

O'Dell: "Six. Seven. Eight. Dixon to her feet. Takes the mandatory. And here comes Allison! Mack all OVER Dixon, forcing her onto the ropes and going to work. Mack going almost exclusively body as it's on sale again. Dixon willing to ship the pounding to keep the guard high and try to hang on. Allison more than willing to make that trade..."

McCarthy: "If she were smart, she'd be trying to finish right now!"

O'Dell: "Mack going upstairs just enough to keep Dixon honest. Otherwise, she's thumping that body, ripping hooks to the ribs and tenderizing the abs. Dixon jabbing back, clinching, and she's going to make it to the bell. There it is, and the fourth is in the books."

Tess: "Dixon a little unsteady on the way back to the corner. She's down 39-36 now, but still standing."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Mack again thinking seek and destroy. Dixon again not completely recovered from last round. Allison knows it, and Allison is taking advantage of it. She's coming forward, forcing Alesha to retreat, cutting off the escape routes and applying leather when she brings her to battle."

Cassie: "Dixon game in there. She's slugging back, but these aren't her terms."

O'Dell: "Mack just grinding on Dixon now, working to reduce. She's pounding the body, working her way up to the head, and then going back down. Mack closing and creating phone booth exchanges. Alesha fighting back, trying to punch for respect, but Mack getting much the better of it."

Tess: "This is what we're talking about when we talk about how physical Allison is. She's just out-gunning Dixon in close."

McCarthy: "I just threw up in my mouth a little..."

O'Dell: "Mack continuing to apply the pressure, working Dixon over, forcing her backward. Alesha fighting for every inch of canvas, but she can't hold it. Mack slowly pressing forward, willing to take one to give one, controlling this round pillar to post and bell to bell. And speaking of the bell, there it is. Mack easily in the fifth."

Tess: "And Dixon in a hole, 49-45 with five to go."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Back to action in the sixth, and Dixon back to moving. Seems to have those legs back now as she stops, pops, bounces and circles..."

McCarthy: "Again, this is the way to beat Mack. Show her this motion. She's not quick or slick enough to deal with it..."

Cassie: "Except when YOU tried it and she knocked you OUT..."

McCarthy: "I was...NEVERMIND!"

O'Dell: "Dixon using the shimmy shake, head and shoulders moving, dancing, sticking, circling, reversing and DOWN SHE GOES! MACK WITH A RIGHT HOOK AND DIXON DOWN ON HER BACK!"

Tess: "Allison with a quick step forward, timed it perfectly and Alesha in serious trouble!"

O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Dixon not getting off her back..."

McCarthy: "Get UP! Get UP!"

O'Dell: "Nine. TEN! IT'S OVER! And your winner by KO6 is Allison 'Mack The Knife' Mack!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Allison Mack, and, Allison, pretty dominant performance in there tonight..."

Allison: "She's very quick and a very good boxer, so I wasn't trying to go rounds jabbing and moving with her. This was about what I do best, being physical, banging, wearing her down, and taking her out of there."

Tess: "What's next for you?"

Allison(smiling): "I'm hoping to get one of those wheelbarrows, but, I guess we'll see."