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28 November 2014 Danielle Fishel vs Christina Aguilera

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OFFICIAL SSB PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on November 28, 2014, 11:31 am

DANI FISHEL VS CHRISTINA AGUILERA
(Foxfire Boxing vs Empire Boxing)
Results: Lookout / Writing: Archer

Before: “We only fought once—back in 1999.” says Dani Fishel. “She won, but wouldn’t give a rematch right after that. After that, I didn’t see any reason to give her one—at least until now. Now, I am willing to fight her—not that she’s been grateful—but why she wants a fight now I have no idea. She looks soft to me. Maybe she should just stick to singing before I can expose her as the punk she really is--!”

It was at this point that Ms, Aguilera charged Ms. Fishel and the two went down in a shrieking tangled pulled hair, torn tops and mauled breasts. It took time for order to be restored and for Christina to take the podium.

“How dare she talk about me like that!” Christina fumes. “She is a spiteful coward who blames me for things I never did. I don’t know why we didn’t have a rematch after that first fight. All I can remember is thinking I saw no reason to fight the same person over and over. Later, I made approaches to her about a rematch but she refused and I think it’s because she fears me. No matter what she says now—I beat her then and I will beat her again—but I will take great satisfaction in destroying her this time! Calling me ‘soft’?! That pudgy dough girl has her nerve! She’s going to be sorry she dissed me!”

Rest of the pre-PPV enlivened by more catfights at press events and a weigh-in that turns into a classic slapfight. The referee (brave fellow!) sternly warns both fighters he will tolerate to breaches of the rules. Christina wearing a black and silver one-piece with a deep neckline that shows off her big breasts and cut high on the hip to show off her legs. Silver gloves. Danielle in a purple bikini with a halter top that strains to support her mighty mammaries. Purple gloves. Both fighters wear slippers to the ring, but will fight barefoot. Referee prudently foregoes the glove touching and sends Dani and Christina to their corners for the bell.

R1: Christina out the gate and into Dani’s rack with lightning speed. Christina hup-hup-hupping rising hooks into Fishel’s swelling breast line and making Dani step back. Dani regroups anmd plunges back in swinging for Xtina’s prominent boobs and making them slosh from side to side. Furious jugmugging until Christina suddenly goes after the Fishel chin with some heavy uppercuts. Dani’s chin lifted and a tremor shoots through her body as is momentarily frozen. In that moment, Christina goes after the Fishel gut and drives her leather deep into exposed flesh. Dani looking stunned and is sluggish to react. Christina driving her fists like pistons to ravage Dani’s midsection. Then Fishel shoots out her jab and catches Christina between the eyes. Xtina knocked back with a dazed expression. Dani slow on the follow up which allows Christina to have her own jab ready when Fishel does come in. Tough, sweaty exchanges in close. Both girls back to battering each other’s boobs, but again Christina does well by suddenly shifting to the Fishel chin, though Dani less effected this time around, she still falls back. They come back at each other again and battle to the bell with shots going to each other’s belly this time. Ref has to jump between them when they continue to punch after the bell. Round goes to Christina Aguilera.

R2: Dani lets Christina come in this time and then greets her with smashing straight rights and lefts to the face. Christina caught on both eyes loses track of Dani who goes to one side to smash a couple of rights into Xtina’s jaw, then steps back to pound her belly and finally some work on the Aguilera breasts. Christina has to fall back but Dani hanging in until Christina manages to clip her hard on the chin and then go down to the belly. Dani now has to pull back momentarily but she is quickly back in for another heated exchange, this time knocking Christina’s head against her shoulders with alternate left and rights to the noggin. Christina’s firing back into Dani’s face, but she can’t seem to find the chin again to stop Dani’s advance and finally has to retreat, though she fights well in reverse . Dani can’t cut her off and has to settle for winning the round.

R3: Dani continues her pressure tactics in this round. She seems to be trying to swamp Xtina with her wide-ranging shots. Punches exploring new ground on Christina’s sides and she throws in some surprise straight rights and lefts to the face. Both Aguilera eyes get hit again and they are definitely swelling now. However, Dani just can’t seem to resist going to Xtina’s jugs, either mashing them as flat as possible with straight in shots or using sweeping lefts and rights to slosh them from side to side. While all this is going on, the beleaguered Christina is going after Dani’s big melons giving them some crushing shots or lifting them up in their cups with uppercuts. Christina finally finds Dani’s chin late, but it’s too little too late as Dani takes her second round of the night.

R4: Dani again on the attack early, but Christina putting up a stubborn resistance, stabbing out with her jab to knock Dani’s head back. Dani’s got a trickle of blood from one nostril, but she ignores it in her determination to force her way in. Dani finds Christina’s belly with a quick left hook and tries to swing her right up into Christina’s jaw, but Christina sees an opening and lunges in with a crashing right on the side of the chin. Dani staggers a few paces and Christina swings around to block her way and bring a right uppercut smashing under Dani’s chin. Dani crashes to her butt and sits there was a glazed look in her eyes. She shakes her head as the referee starts to count and then slowly rises. She breaks the count At 8 and assures the referee she’s ready to continue. Christina now very excited by the knockdown rushes in with some wild swinging. Dani, for once cautious, ducks he punches, but doesn’t try to get close again. Christina continues the pursuit to the bell, but Dani’s too quick for her. Bell rings and Christina stomps her foot in frustration. Dani ignores the tantrum, just looks relieved she made it out of the round even though it goes to Christina on the cards.

R5: Christina now all fired up comes roaring across the ring and tries to pound Dani back into her own corner. Dani struck deep to the gut and up into her big breasts. Christina really pouring on the jug attack until Dani strikes back with a smashing hook to Christina’s guts. Christina doubled up and then gets her face busted up by lightning straight rights and lefts from Dani, Christina stumbles back and Dani leaps in with shots that strike hard to Christina’s head. Then Dani gets a little wild and Christina starts ducking punches and hitting out from the crouch to pummel Dani from belly to breasts. Dani feeling these seems to grow more deliberate in her punching. Then Christina unexpectedly surges forward striking at Dani’s midsection, but then Dani comes over Christina’s gloves with smash hard to the mouth to stun her and then she uses lefts and rights on either side of Christina’s chin before finishing with a right uppercut. Christina sags to her knees and then falls forward being held up by her extended gloved hands as she kneels. Referee starts count and Christina makes it back up by 9. Dani starts back in once the referee gives the signal, but only a few punches are exchanged before the bell sounds. Knockdown assures Dani the round.

R6: Christina not looking good as she comes out. Repair work hasn’t been able to hide her bruised and swollen face. She moves slowly and cautiously. Dani senses the opportunity and goes right for Christina’s body early. Dani attacking hard and Christina can’t keep him off, she tries to back away, but Dani now cuts her off and drives her back to the ropes, Christina belly and rack getting shelled until her butt hits the ropes and then Dani explodes against the Aguilera chin. Three...four...five uppercuts in succession have Christina’s head bouncing like a bobble-head doll. Christina legs collapse and Dani steps back as she slides down to land in a sitting position, gloves limply at her side, swollen chin resting on her collar bone. Referee takes one look and waves it off.

The Winner: KO6 Dani “The Tank” Fishel.

After: Dani very excited at the victory runs around the ring with her hands over head like a rookie whose won her first fight. Dani congratulated by Foxfire teammates Hayden Panettiere and Clare Bowen. Pretty Little Punchers Lucy Hale, Ashley Benson and Danielle Campbell climb into the ring to join in.

“Yeah, it was wild one all right,” says Dani, “but I expected that. I knew if I could take her punching I could eventually take her out. I hope she’s learned her lesson.”

Christina not up to speaking to the press that night, but the next day sullenly tells press: “I would have had her in the 4th if she hadn’t run away. I thought she was a real fighter! Real fighters don’t run away. I won’t forget that about her. I hope no one else does.”

“I knew I should have boob smothered or at least taken her on a walk of shame,” Dani Fishel in response. “It might have made her realize ego isn’t enough to win fights—sometimes you actually have to think. So I’m ignoring her sour grapes and enjoy the memories of beating her down.”

Fight was pretty much of a slugfest with plenty of jugg being mugged, but it was a definite crowd pleaser. Dani Fishel able to show while she likes to brawl, she can still employ boxing smarts when she wants to. Christina showed plenty of punch and that she could take a lot in return, but it wore her down eventually. Hopefully she’ll learn “defense” is not a bad word in boxing.