Lily Allen wants to steal the show away from UK's most glamorous singer in Barnet tonight but despite her recent win over Perrie Edwards the odds are stacked against the London based brunette who gets no extra support coming from a Fulham fanbase neighbourhood even against someone coming from up north. Barnet doesn't support Fulham whatsoever! Nonetherless she tries to annoy Cole pre-fight by saying that Jade Thirlwall is actually the best fighter coming from Newcastle and Chezza's infamous short fuse is on the verge of explosion but that's exactly what the KO Club audience wants to see. Whenever Cole's angry she's destined to provide fireworks in the ring even though sometimes she gets knocked out by equally aggressive opponents like Samia Ghadie and new Bond girl Lea Seydoux proved earlier this year. 

Neither singer wants to touch gloves during the introductions and Cheryl throws a low punch at Lily's crotch which earns her a kick in the knee in response but thankfully it skims off the shin; Allen's fuse ready to blow already as she shoves the ref back and wants to get on with it as quickly as possible with Chezza shouting back at her in delirious fashion. These hellcats really hate each other's guts which was easily spotted after numerous b###hing tweets between them over the last few weeks.

Cheryl Cole wears a yellow basque top, brown knickers and silver gloves. Brown hair mixed with dyed blonde shades tied in a high ponytail. Lily Allen wears all black bikini with silver hotpants and white gloves. Black hair with bangs tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Nobody expected a slow start to this fight and it's turning into a grudge duell straight from the bell with both girls thumping tremendous leather at each other's faces and trying to gain control as quickly as possible, Cheryl gets vocal as she spikes Lily's cheeks and snaps her head backwards a bit more frequently in the opening minute which forces Allen to clobber the guts down the stretch. Cole is more agressive as she seeks close range destruction but the failure to protect her midsection costs her in the second minute as Lily shows some bantamweight background strenght and rips around the Geordie singer's elbows to slow her down. A brief clinch is quickly terminated by the referee and Cheryl spikes Lily over the top gaining another advantage and moving into a fiery thumping galore that snaps Allen's head back again and makes her moan in discomfort. The whole KO Club is on their feet as Chezza reels a lacklustre opponent against the ropes and tries to finish her off with a flurry of punches to the face but Allen's guard withstands the barrage and the younger brunette is able to survive a difficult opening round.

Round 2:
Cheryl thrives on that opening round performance and jumps into another jabbing attack but Lily responds in similar fashion to maintain the grudge nature of this bout. She zips past Cole's shoulder with a right cross but bumps into the older brunette's cleavage moments later and soaks up a couple of quick hooks on the cheeks to spike Chezza on the navel and pound her guts in close range thereafter. Cole stands her ground at first but is forced to cover up low and springs to the side with a cheeky little cross bouncing off Allen's nose as well. Lily opens her eyes a little bit wider and screams out in fury as she shows surprisingly good punching resistance in that exchange and pours into Chezza's face with a flurry of leather herself snapping the Newcastle's proudest ponytail around Cole's neck. It's time for the Geordie girl to moain in pain and the crowd's cheers are dwindling as Allen pounds Cole back to the ropes where she harpoons her guts and leaves sagging at the bell which evens the scores on the cards according to Georgie Thompson.

Round 3:
Allen settles in better after another feisty tangle and snaps Cole's head back with close range uppercut display that earns her another vocal tirade from the Geordie singer. Chezza bounces off the guard with her facial charge and lets Lily spike her around on the body again which slows the older brunette down and enables Allen to land repeated cross hooks up high in a swift change that leaves Cheryl's defence all over the place. Loud slaps off Cole's toned ribcage stagger her in the middle of the ring down the stretch and Allen moves up high once again to punish the cheeks and leave nice bruises on Chezza's otherwise pretty face. She send a response over the top but Lily ducks underneath and finds the yellow bikini top as a perfect target slapping a mediocre and sluggish Geordie girl back to the turnbuckle again. Chezza with a late counter and a flurry of shots on the body but Allen keeps her pinned in a corner for remainder of the round before a massive cross hook nails the Newcastle brunette on the nose and sinks her with eyes closed right as the clock expires.

Round 4:
Cole still wants to lay some into the Fulham girl but she fails to match Allen's pace and falls into more overhand head snapping that only increases the facial bruising and fuels Lily's will to beat her up. More cross hooks shatter Cheryl's guard and a crunching left hook sags her to the side and desperately trying to keep her balance. Chezza opens her eyes really wide as she realizes what is coming her way... Allen drives a piledriver on the mouth with Cole's arms dropped and sends the Geordie girl spinning around on the ropes with a whimper... On comes Lily!!! She thunders another right hand on the mouth and spins Chezza's ponytail one more time to close her eyes in the proccess... COLE IS DOWN... the proud Newcastle girl crashes to the side and stares at Lily's feet stomping wildly against the canvas... she rises up at six and spits out her mouthpiece to waste some time and there's no reaction from the referee at all... Allen storms like mad at her after the command and finds the initial overhand a fraction quicker than Chezza.. another loud shriek sends Cole back to the ropes and Lily romps away to glory pounding the older singer back & forth and just shoving her butt-in-ropes. Cole can only clinch her nemesis but still gets spiked on the breadbasket and is barely able to stay upright at the bell; Allen just run out of time to score another knockdown and send Chezza down for keeps.

Round 5:
Allen's much quicker of the two now as Cole's bruised face endures a quick addition with Lily faking a low approacgh and pumping her assault up high.. Chezza's face gets pancaked in ruthless style as the Geordie singer just can't shrug the Fulham girl off and Allen throws her punches like she's on speedball... A vicious cross hooking combo gives Cole a nasty cut on the right eye before she finds an equally brutal uppercut just before the minute mark... Chezza goes all jelly legs and JUST CRASHES FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!!! She tries to beat the count and is up on her feet at nine but trembles badly in referee's arms who notices signs of tears in her eyes... Allen has seen them too and demands to resume action so she can knock Chezza out of the building but referee disagress and halts the fight on the spot. The lack of protests from the otherwise obnoxious Geordie vixen indicates it was a right decision as Lily pounded her around the ring in the last three and a half rounds and there was only one result at the end of the day possible. TKO5 Lily Allen!!!

AFTER: What a dismal way for Cheryl to end this fight but Lily really piled on the pressure and remains undefeated in all her five bouts to date. Not even Cole's experience could have prevented the KO Club getting silenced by a Fulham fan of all people. Or a Chelsea fan even? There's some confusion following the singer's marriage but any which way she gets booed by the audience proper especially when she twerks her bum right in front of a dejected Chezza sitting down on her stool and just shaking her head and trying not to spasm too much. Georgie Thompson calls for Cole's immediate retirement before Jade Thirlwall steals the last candy from her box and conquers Tyne & Wear in upcoming weeks and sure enough Allen's hand isn't even raised when the Little Mix singer calls Chezza out on twitter already!

The entire KO Club is left shell shocked when Allen dances her way out of the ring and the silence is only broken when the announcer calls for the latest edition of BBU's most prestigious and heated duell between Jessica Schwarz and Alesha Dixon to conclude the anniversary night. Since Dixon beat Schwarz last time out things are suddenly looking extremely bleak for all Lioness Club supporters!

Final result: Lily Allen def. Cheryl Cole TKO5.