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26 December 2014 Rachel McAdams vs Olivia Munn

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 26, 2014, 11:49 am

RACHEL MCADAMS VS OLIVIA MUNN
(Foxfire Boxing vs Sceej Boxing)
Writing: Archer Results: Lookout

Before: “Hard to believe 5 years have gone by since knocked out Mac in the 2nd,” Olivia Munn tells the press, “but time goes fast when you’re having as much fun as I’ve had. Now McAdams wants another crack at me. Big mistake. I’ve learned a lot in 5 years and Rachel? Well, she’s 5 years older and that much closer to retirement. Oh, I think it will last longer than two rounds, but no way does she beat me now that I’m in my prime.”

Rachel McAdams (who turned 36 in November) looks icy as Olivia Munn talks about her nearness to retirement. At the podium she gives Olivia a withering look.

“I’m not ready for a rocking chair yet, Livvy, though you might be ready for a good spanking,” she says.

Olivia just gives her a smirk and says in a loud whisper: “Don’t you wish!”

Rachel ignores this and tells the press: “I’m taking on Munn because she has developed into a serious young contender. That is exactly the type of opponent I need to take out in order to a run at the bantam title next year. Of course, any time I get to stuff leather into Olivia’s big mouth, why that’s just a bonus.”

“—And humiliating you again will be a bonus for me,” Olivia calls out.

Rachel looks like she’s ready to go over to the Sceej table and start the fight right then. However Foxfire’s communications director Beth Harnois suddenly appears.

“Don’t let her get to you, Rachel, she just wants a catfight for YouTube,” Beth says.

“Spoil sport!” Olivia tells Beth with a snicker.

“You aren’t worth it!” Rachel snaps and lets Beth guide her back to her seat. (A groan of disappointment ripples through the assembled reporters).

At the arena Rachel is in a red satin two piece, halter top with bikini bottoms and ornamental black satin microskirt that almost-but-not-quite covers her briefs. Black gloves with red letters RACHEL across the hitting surface. Olivia is wearing a black bra and panties with white lace ruffles and white gloves. Hair loose for both fighters. Rachel giving Olivia a cold stare during referee’s instructions. Olivia just smiles and acts like she doesn’t notice.

R1: Rachel out smoothly and goes right for Olivia’s chin with a series of lightning quick uppercuts before Munn can get her guard organized. Rachel keeping up the pressure, but on the move, circling around Olivia while working that head. Olivia’s upper guard hardens and so Rachel goes to the Munn tummy with regular pounding. Olivia not hitting back a lot in the early going, but late in the round she mounts a counterattack with some nice hooks that give Rachel’s tummy some hard knocks. Fighters now jockeying for position as Olivia starts to move, but Rachel’s landing more often to the bell and it’s no surprise she takes the round.

R2: Olivia now challenging Rachel from the start and it sets off some excellent exchanges as they both show skill in landing punches from unexpected directions, Rachel still trying for the Munn head and going to the body when she’s blocked, but Olivia hammering back to Rachel’s midsection and she’s adding the ribs in the third minute. Then a last minute sudden attack on Rachel’s jaw and cheekbones sees Olivia swivel the Foxfire fighter’s head with hard right cross as sweat soaked locks of hair whip around Rachel’s face. Rachel forced to step back and can’t get back in allowing Olivia to take the round by a close margin.

R3: Olivia aggressive once again and manages to beat Rachel to the punch in the first minute again banging her head with that right cross, but she adds a left hook so that the other McAdams cheekbone starts to redden. Rachel hangs in there and manages to get a couple of solid uppercuts into Olivia’s chin under her guard and Munn’s legs give a shake. However Olivia fires back a jab that hits Rachel between the eyes and stuns her momentarily. Olivia swings to the offensive and works Rachel’s belly and ribs over, forcing Rachel to hunch over and then Olivia comes in to bang the sides of Rachel’s head. Rachel gets some good hooks into Olivia’s guts to make Munn step back, but a final jabbing flurry brings two got straight punches into Rachel’s forehead forcing her to pull back. The two then circle and exchange long range punches to the bell. Judges give it to Olivia Munn by a narrow margin.

R4: Rachel meets Olivia’s aggression with aggression of her own and they battle in close quarters, shoulder to shoulder. Punches are ranging up and down both bodies, but Rachel landing enough to Olivia’s chin to make Munn feel it. Olivia trying to hang in, but then Rachel finds a new target—Olivia’s breasts. Munn looks startled as Rachel turns jugmugger and makes those lacy bra cups dance with lifting uppercuts and then side to side swabbing punches. Olivia responds by hooking into McAdams guts, but Rachel manages to counter this with a quick uppercut to the chin that makes Olivia’s body shiver. Munn pulls back and Rachel pursues, but Olivia has a good protective jab going not to mention upper body movement to make herself less of a target. Rachel can’t get anything good on that chin to the bell and has to settle for taking the round close, but now they are even-up on rounds.

R5: Olivia moves quickly on Rachel as the bell rings and they get into a wild early exchange of sweeping lefts and rights. Rachel’s blockbusters bounce off Olivia’s blocking shoulders, but Olivia able to crack a right off Rachel’s temple and Rachel wobbles to a halt. Olivia moves swiftly to drive Rachel back to the ropes with solid hits to the McAdams jaw and belly. Rachel rammed against the ropes by Olivia’s left shoulder while she uses her right to smash quick punches into Rachel’s aching midsection until Rachel clinches as the referee is moving, Break buys Rachel enough time to retreat out to midring where she can dodge Olivia and get her jab going. Rachel manages to stabilize herself, but Olivia takes the round by a comfortable margin.

R6: Rachel back on the attack as the round opens and she just bouncing on her feet as she moves around Olivia rapidly firing punches into Olivia’s body (mainly her ribs, but Munn’s melons get flattened a couple of times just for variety). Munn trying to shake off the impacts and bobbing, trying to keep her head out of range, but she’s not really striking back. Then in the second minute, Rachel takes a split-second pause to find a new target and Olivia sees an opening. Olivia fakes with her left to draw Rachel’s instinctive reaction which leaves McAdams jaw unguarded and a Munn right crashes into it. McAdams spins around and lands on her butt with a shocked expression on her face. Olivia stands over her grinning in triumph until referee orders her back to a neutral corner. Might not have been a smart move for Olivia as it gives Rachel McAdams a few extra seconds to pull her spinning senses together and rise to beat the count. Rachel seems to recover and goes on the attack herself. Olivia actually forced back, but she avoids any damaging punches and wins the round with the knockdown.

R7: Rachel trying to erase the knockdown with a steady attack on Olivia. Rachel working the midsection most of the time, trying to get Olivia to lower her guard so she can go after Munn’s head for an equalizing knockdown (at the least!). Olivia gets her pudding pounded but she grits her teeth and keeps her high guard steady. Uses her jab to cut up Rachel’s face and finally when Rachel gets a right to the left eye, she falls back. Olivia now moves to the attack and a hurting Rachel has to put her face in her gloves. Olivia looming over Rachel and lathering her sides. Then Rachel comes out of her shell, head still down, but driving hooks into Olivia’s belly. Olivia dances on her toes for a moment. Rachel gets her head up and puts an uppercut into Olivia’s chin. Olivia staggered, but when Rachel lunges in she takes a smashing right to the jaw that brings her to a dazed halt. Olivia unable to follow up and Rachel manages to win the round by a close margin.

R8: Foxfire handlers work hard to get Rachel back on her feet for this round. However she is slow coming off her stool and looks tentative as Olivia closes in with a steely look on her face. Olivia goes for the left eye and lands a perfect straight right that brings a stifled groan of pain from Rachel. Worse, Rachel’s high guard is weakened as stumbles back trying to protect her eye, and Olivia finds Rachel’s chin with full powered uppercuts. Rachel driven back as punch after punch lifts that chin and then a finally smashing right to the side of the chin sends the Foxfire veteran stumbling away. Rachel lurches into the ropes and then he legs give out. She ends up hanging there, arms over the middle strand, head hanging through the ropes with a blank look on her face. Olivia wastes no time going to the neutral corner so referee can do his duty. Rachel struggles pull herself to her feet using the ropes, but it doesn’t work and she is still hanging there as the count reaches “…TEN!”

The winner: Olivia Munn KO8.

After: Olivia lets out a cry of triumph as she realizes she’s won. She dances around the ring until she spots Rachel being peeled off the ropes by Foxfire corner people. Olivia rushes over, pushes the two Foxfire lackeys aside and hoists Rachel up herself draping her face-down over the top rope. Rachel is mumbling protest at this outrageous treatment, but then Olivia carefully folds back Rachel’s microskirt to reveal her tight-fitting red satin pantied bottoms and STARTS SPANKING! Rachel comes awake with a howl of protest. Beth Harnois and Foxfire head trainer Virginia Madsen climb into the ring and rush to the rescue. Referee also tries to intervene, but Olivia grabs him and thrusts him in the path of Beth and Virginia, allowing the grinning Sceej boxer to scamper to safety.

“I wasn’t sure I would do it,” Olivia says later, “but seeing her hanging over those ropes, her ass in the air, I just couldn’t resist. Besides, I didn’t like the way she punched my hooters. So now Rachel knows I’m in charge: she’s got a sore butt AND that black eye to remind her. So I am very happy with this fight. I look forward to a shot at the belts now.”

“File a protest? What good would that do?” Rachel McAdams fumes. “Munn would get a lecture and a two-dollar fine-if that much! No, she is going to pay for humiliating me! There was no need for it! She beat me and all she had to do was enjoy, but, no, she had to play nasty. You know, Jenny McCarthy may be gone from that stable, but her influence is still there! So I can accept the loss, but not that spanking. I promise her—she will pay for that. I don’t forget something like that!”

(Says Olivia: “Oh come on, Rachel, I thought of that spanking all by myself. And I don’t want you to forget it. I want to remember it for YEARS to come. Yeah, your Christmas gift from Olivia Munn! Ha! Ha!”)