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29 December 2014 Title Ch Sacha Parkinson vs Ch Miranda Kerr

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years, 2 months ago

 

BBU BOXING DAY PPV

 

UNIFIED BANTAM & LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE AKA THE SUPER FIGHT

 

(Double A Boxing vs Downunder Boxing)

 

Posted by Vassago on December 29, 2014, 2:32 pm

 


Let's make no mistake, this is the biggest BBU fight of the year and only the second time ever that multiple divisional titles are on the line. Miranda Kerr cast an intimidating shadow over the ligtweight divsion while scoring very similar results back home in ACB where she competes in the bantamweight division. However this hasn't scared the most promising young English fighter; Sacha Parkinson's only 22 but has fought 27 times already and defeated the highly-rated Rosie Jones to snatch the bantamweight title back in August.

Sacha and Miranda were on collision course ever since then but it's very difficult to arrange a meeting date for the Aussie model who's frequently busy with her promotional duties and a real-life job. Though some say being a glamour model ain't exactly a proper job! Nevermind that, the time has finally come to crack the BBU jackpot and regardless of the result this fight will go down in the history books!

Sacha Parkinson wears a white & red striped bikini, white knickers and red gloves. Blonde hair tied in a braid. Miranda Kerr wears a pink bikini set and black gloves. Dark blonde hair tied in a classic ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds with both bantam and lightweight title belts on the line.

Round 1:
Both girls are action thirsty here after a lenghty managerial dispute over the salaries has postponed this fight until now; Kerr excels against bantamweight opposition and is set to maul the English blonde but Sacha knows fully well what the stakes are tonight and rips into the model's body and signals she's here to take away both belts rather than just roll over for the ACB legend. Heavy slapping aimed at the body from both sides and it's like a phone booth battle out here all the way through the opening round, someone wants to end this quick but the ab muscles are rock solid and Miranda thinks better off it, steps back and nods with approval as Sacha keeps the feisty attitude alive and tries to plain stab her with a forceful haymaker. Not so fast against one of the most agile girls on this side of the Atlantic!

Round 2:
Sacha's keen just to attack the glamorous model and keeps punishing her ribcage but Miranda switches her targets and gives the blonde's temples a good test and spikes her mitts aside after a burst of speed catches Parkinson full in the face and rocking backwards... Kerr unloads the gunnery and whacks the actress on the boobs before a scything cross finds the jaw and sends Sacha spinning back to the ropes... Kerr's on top just like that, she jumps at the youngster and aims at her face; Sacha weaves to the side, guesses right and avoids getting laced by a left handed piledriver and throws a counter from the back foot slicing Miranda on the mouth and snapping her head with a follow up hook on the nose. Kerr clatters into her anyway and shoves into the ropes but Sacha drills her ribcage to salvage the pride and refuses to let go even despite referee's best efforts.

Round 3:
The Aussie model looked annoyed after that wasted chance especially that Parkinson nailed her well on the counter; she tries to settle into mid-distance and stalk the blonde actress into some early fitness issues but Sacha's determined to charge again and storms at the model thumping her cheeks with a burst of speed that makes Miranda lose her footing and endure a proper barrage. Sacha's mitts work furiously around the head and spike through on the mouth; Kerr's head snaps backwards but the model accepts Parkinson's call and leans on her into another phone booth brawl that ends with Sacha's crushing hook to the eye that leaves the Aussie blonde sagging and nursing the first significant bruise of the night. Parkinson wants to add some more but Kerr shuts her off and locks into a clinch late on.

Round 4:
Miranda's visibly slower across the ring now but that's all according to plan as she lets the English girl punch herself out against the guard in the opening minute before digging leather into her breadbasket thereafter. It's Parkinson's turn to see a shut out but Kerr's belting efforts are too acccurate and too powerful and she ravages the youngster's ribs and shoves her butt-in-ropes down the stretch. The old fashioned body destruction always does the trick and leaves the English actress struggling to break free as Kerr digs a knee around her crotch and simply blocks off the escape route. Single hand drills bounce off Sacha's ribs and she looks to be in some pain for the first time tonight!

Round 5:
Sacha's all offence again but rushes her approach as years of AWUBA and ACB service work in Miranda's favor; the model swings and ducks, keeps the mid-distance alive and just out of the fellow blonde's reach until a riffling overhand catches Parkinson on the eye and earns her an instant shiner. Now they're even but not for long as Miranda raises her stack and pumps through on the chest removing some extra energy from Sacha's lungs, the English girl is just a tad too slow and too punch happy and the efficiency tails off in the final minute with Kerr happy to score over the top against the cheeks and running away with the mid-range assault. Parkinson's annoyed at the bell and stomps her foot against the canvas in frustration.

Round 6:
Sacha's never been the defensive type but it costs her more energy as Miranda shows supreme footwork and allows her to waste time and energy in another largely ineffective charge; single hand assault catches the Aussie blonde on the head and body but Kerr's in a Muhammad Ali like dance mood, only with her arms raised much higher and jabbing a methodical but cruel response. Before you know it, Sacha's face enjoys multiple lumps and the accuracy of Kerr's punches is truly wicked as she has less of them thrown but far more damaging to the actress than anyone would have suspected. More angry squeals from the youngster at the bell as Miranda begins to smile to her crew.

Round 7:
Parkinson finally backs off and tries to outsmart the model; Kerr suddenly jumps into a barrage of leather herself and rips the high guard to pieces belting leather against the kid's nose! Sacha moans out in pain but fails to escape the close range assault and almost trips over Miranda's front leg and drops her left arm on the ropes in order to stay upright... KERR NAILS HER ON THE EAR.. and sends rocking to the other side where a follow up hook awaits and crashes off the brow ridge... PARKINSON'S HURT... she just got divebombed along the ropes and sags on her knees as the entire Wembley Arena holds it's breath... Kerr with a furious leather display now adding lumps to Sacha's cheeks and really pounding her into stupor, the English blonde is trapped and neither can escape nor she can answer back... the final minute is just one-way traffic as Miranda goes for the kill and blows the bantamweight champ side to side and cuts her up on both cheeks, shuts her eyes with a brutal jabbing & hooking assault but Sacha just won't go down here! She survives one of the biggest leather displays ever seen in BBU and lifts her hand up in the air upon survival at the bell even though her face has been turned into a swollen mess!!! Miranda shakes her head and wonders if a welter based opponent would have survived such a pasting!

Round 8:
Sacha's survived the onslaught but her face is all messed & banged up and she indicates she received a knock on the liver in all that commotion... she bravely gets up for the eight but Miranda lashes out at her and makes early connection with the face and just staggers an aching actress in the middle of the ring before resuming the brutal onslaught... Sacha just can't find the speed and agility neccessary to avoid the model's leather and gets whacked back to the ropes eating punches like Skittles!!! Miranda's ruthless in execution and makes the blonde's arms drop slowly but surely and just after the minute mark Sacha's eyes are rendered hollow and the ref has noticed it too! The actress is out on her feet and the model is dragged away to the neutral corner... TKO8 and NEW unified bantamweight and STILL the reigning unified lighweight champion Miranda Kerr!!!

AFTER: The audience can't quite believe it and neither can the Aussie model who stares at Sacha being left sagging on the ropes but just refusing to go down here! What endurance and incredible punching resistance! Kerr would have chopped half of both divisions combined with that barrage but despite a banged up and swollen face Parkinson somehow stays upright! She needs assistance from old friend Brooke Vincent who's made her way from the stands and the crowd applauds the youngster's efforts more than the winner's acceptance speech.

Miranda knows it too, she offers the actress a warm hug and lifts her off the stool to parade around the ring but it's not a Walk of Shame at all, just a form of acknowledgement to one of BBU's most promising fighters. Sacha's only 22 but been through a lot already and there are signs she'll break most of the records down the stretch. While Samia Ghadie, Michelle Keegan and Alesha Dixon steal all the glamour headlines, Sacha's the most valuable uncut diamond around the country. However Miranda Kerr's value has long been established and the 31 year old adds another trophy to her record. She becomes the second fighter in BBU history to hold championship belts at two divisions at the same time after Sabrina Washington held the light and welterweight straps back in 2011. What will Kerr do next? Will she keep them both or vacat one of them? That's for the Downunder Boxing management and the Green & Gold Magazine executives to decide.

Final result: Miranda Kerr def. Sacha Parkinson TKO8. 

 

 

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