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4 January 2015 Kimberley Walsh vs Natasha Hamilton

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years, 1 month ago

 

BBU FIGHT NIGHT FROM BIRMINGHAM

 

(Lioness Club vs Marti's Maulers)

 

Posted by Vassago on January 4, 2015, 10:57 pm

 


These two singers have long promised to beat the snot out of each other and when Natasha Hamilton got ransacked by Mel B. in December Kimberley Walsh stepped in to complete the destruction of the supposedly dismayed redhead. "Natasha's been abusing me for a while and she finally got what she deserved against Mel!", Kimba tells Denise van Outen before the fight, "But that fight will look like a Sunday stroll in the park cause I'm gonna bash her face in so I can enter some JMD competition fresh off this massive victory!"

Indeed there are some rumours the Girls Aloud's most chest enhanced member would like her chances in the jug mauling genre against some of the PageThrees' buxom contingent or even the likes of Kym Marsh but Natasha plans to straight-forward destroy her and makes it sound very clear in her own interview with BBU TV's anchor reporter: "Kimba's always been all tits, all talk but not much else. I'll do those Lucy Pinder clones a favor and punch her tits off for free right here and right now! It's gonna be a frickin' pleasure! And when I leave her broken and humiliated on the floor I'll continue with my dissection of Girls Aloud and challenge that other redhead, Nicola Roberts! Who's gonna stop me?"

Kimberley Walsh wears a yellow & blue schemed bikini top, black boy-leg trunks and blue gloves. Natasha Hamilton wears a black & silver schemed basque top, white knickers and black gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Since there's no love lost between these two girls they simply tear into each other from the opening bell and Natasha really wants to destroy Kimba's impressive rack! She wades in on the money and staggers the Girls Aloud blonde with a vicious uppercut that makes her scowl and pumps immediate assault to savage the mounds and reel Kimba back despite plenty of bad temper on her side. Hamilton's just too keen to inflict instant damage and bats away JMD style and digs more into Kimba's boobs and pushes her against the turnbuckle to keep romping away with uppercuts. Walsh clearly didn't expect this and has to clinch the redhead but if she's ever gonna make the JMD schedule happen she needs more awareness since Natasha's giving her plenty of leather and keeps her trapped in the corner for remainder of the round and refuses to let go even after the bell!

Round 2:
Walsh only grazed the fellow singer in the opening round and must do better to keep up with the raging redhead who stalks her boobs again and scores with more piercing uppercuts Kimberley just can't handle at this stage at all. More clinching efforts from the blonde but as Hamilton stabs her on the liver area she gets pinned on the back foot and outmuscled back to the corner again where Natasha just sends uppercuts at will and makes the blonde gurgle in disarray. Epic rack pounding from the redhead who just whips Kimba's mounds back & forth and if she had more core strenght in her she'd send Walsh down already; still the blonde struggles and eats vicious hooks from the side as she sags on her knees and can only find a rabbit punch to the kidneys to halt Hamilton's charge. The redhead's right in her ear at the bell and yells out: "Your jugs will be no more you frickin' wimp!", Kimba bangs her on the ribs in response and tries to wrestle her down earning herself a staunch lecture from the ref and there are signs she will boil over in no time to hand Natasha the much needed breakthrough.

Round 3:
Kimberley can't rely on her former bandmates' advice this time as Nadine, Sarah and Nicola are back in London and Cardiff for contract talks and Cheryl Cole still hasn't recovered from the beating Jade Thirlwall gave her up north in the Tyneside. She looks quite stunned by the jug mugging Hamilton treats her with thus far and decides she's just gonna attack the redhead like there's no tomorrow! Furious bashing at the start of the third... AND NATASHA GETS CAUGHT.... Kimba wrenches her with a piercing hook to the jaw and snaps the head back with more facial jabbing as she reels the redhead back to the ropes and lets her anger out after two rounds of complete absence. She drills Natasha's body and makes the facial connection as well and the former Atomic Kitten sags badly and fails to respond allowing Walsh to work her over and land more punches to the breadbasket as the round comes to a close and now it's Natasha going for the cheap shots by spiking Kimberley on the kidneys as she was already heading back to her corner.

Round 4:
Both girls seemingly want to knock each other's heads off at the start of the fourth and the close range rangle snaps both red and blonde hair as they drill each other full of lethal determination... Kimberley moans the louder of the two but whacks Natasha on the nose ridge to inflict a deep gash on the redhead who loses her accuracy down the stretch and gets blocked off by the guard before eating more jabs on the cheeks. She wobbles back and moans in pain as Walsh leans on her and clubs her face regardless; Hamilton yields real estate and gets punched back to the ropes and fails to tame the blonde's onslaught. She bellows out into a desperate cover but Walsh runs out of steam in the last seconds after a truly spirited effort to chop the redhead down.

Round 5:
Both girls need to catch their breath but Natasha recovers quicker of the two and stalks Kimberley's mounds again; she closes right up and hoofs the mitts aside before pumping leather on target and staggering the blonde in the middle of the ring. Walsh tries to push her away but gets nailed around the elbows and Hamilton manages to reel her backwards herself; Kimba's back to her old demons - just too slow and too erratic in execution with Natasha pounding away at her body and clipping the jugs to sink the blonde in the corner late in the going. Both women fall into a late clinch but Hamilton bumps into Walsh's rack again and leaves the Girls Aloud's most buxom member sagging with her eyes closed at the bell.

Round 6:
Natasha clatters into Kimba's face with a riffling combo and just staggers her in the middle of the ring again; she moves into some ribcage assault afterwards and makes Walsh scream out in pain and deliver lacklustre response... more piercing jabs tear into the blonde's midriff and she wobbles forward into a slicing uppercut that shatters the high guard and bounces off the chin.. KIMBERLEY GOES DOWN!!! The proud blonde's legs just give way and she tumbles on her side as Natasha pumps herself by shouting at the fallen woman... Nonetherless Walsh gets up at six and vows revenge as Hamilton moves for the kill.. she zips past Kimba's face and only grazes the top of her forehead with a mistimed follow up and Kimberley bumps into her rack instead, catches the cleavage herself and grazes the windpipe to reel the redhead back and out of immediate striking range; Natasha coughs loudly as Kimba nearly took her breath away with that shot to the windpipe and she fails to close the blonde down again and looks plain annoyed at the bell.

Round 7:
Walsh got really lucky with that failed knockdown follow up and now she springs into jabbing action against the redhead's face and works on that nasal gash to snap Hamilton's head back. Natasha tries to drill the jugs but gets smacked around instead with Kimba ripping into her face and rooting to the spot in the middle of the ring. Angry screams from both sides turn into a moaning disarray from Hamilton who gets caught on the chin twice and wobbles forward with Walsh crashing into her guts thereafter and thumping back to the turnbuckle. Natasha stuggles to match that intensity and reverts into clinching but still gets wrenched to the ribcage and sags on her knees to lose all the momentum she had with the knockdown. Walsh presses her against the turnbuckle after the bell and gives her a really long look to indicate she's not exactly done here even if the scorecards probably favor the Atomic Kitten redhead.

Round 8:
Kimberley outworks the slow moving Natasha in the middle of the ring and the redhead gasses out quickly now, fails to cover up for the piercing series that opens the nasal cut again and allows the blonde to lay more leather against the wounded spot. Kimba threatens to fracture the nose now and Natasha takes one punch too many and starts to gurgle her guts out as her guard gets shattered and has Walsh pumping cross hooks on the nose.. HAMILTON'S HURT... She bends forward with a terrible yelp and eats a quick uppercut on the jaw... another one on the nose which whips her backwards and slumping her head against a left handed piledriver on the lips... Natasha's mouthguard comes flying off and the REDHEAD JACK-KNIFES TO THE CANVAS.... her knees give way and she half spins before crashing to the side with eyes closed and blood seeping from the gash on the nose... she tries to get up but battles double vision and comes crashing down with a whimper again; she hides her face in the gloves... and she can't beat the count... KO8 Kimberley Walsh!!!

AFTER: Kimberley looks incredibly relieved she finally downed the redhead after a really tough fight that could have gone the opposite way if only Natasha could have landed that accurate follow up instead of the rushed and horribly misjudged approach that ultimately cost her victory! Walsh shakes her mounds to the audience and indicates they're still doing fine and much better than Hamilton's nose for instance. There's suspicion the redhead did suffer a fracture and she gets helped off the floor back to the locker room with a huge ice pack around the nose and whatever happens with the Nicola Roberts challenge hangs in balance.

However Kimba indicates in a post-fight interview with Denise van Outen that Nicola would agree to fight Natasha at any cost and based on the blonde's performance she won't be a complete underdog if anyone has any second thoughts: "Nicola's just not as obnoxious as Cheryl and Sarah are but she can land some mean punches! Heck, I expect her to finish that redhead cow quicker than me! But I won't mind that! I'm just happy to finally score a victory again and yeah, I admit I was thinking about some JMD action next! Any of the Page Threes sluts will do for starters so I await some really interesting phone calls next week."

Final result: Kimberley Walsh def. Natasha Hamilton KO8. 

 

 

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