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2 January 2015 Charlize Theron vs Adriana Lima

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MISTRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE NIGHT #1

 

Posted by OddManOut on January 2, 2015, 7:57 am

 


Before: Charlize an old veteran of the Body Saddle wars and she's not intimidated in the least by it. On the other hand, Theron's recent experience with younger fighters has been less than exciting. She's also not done well with taller opponents. Lima's younger (6 yrs) and taller (.01 meters). She also has a far better career KO% (77% to 60%) so there's enough to cause concern if you're a disciple of the Golden Goddess. Theron's lost 4 of her last 6 fights (Perry, Torv, Arterton and Cole) while in the same time frame, Lima's 2-2 with her two losses being Palicki and Swan.

On the plus side, Charlize has nearly 350 FCBA fights while Lima's had less than 30. Of course, while most of Theron's career fights were FCBA, Lima was busy fighting in Brazil and against other models outside the FCBA umbrella, so career comparisons can be a bit tricky. There's no record of them every facing one another, but they both have fought at the Ice Hotel and both have Body Saddle experience. Against common opponents Theron naturally has an edge due to her longer career. Still, a few names on both there records are of interest (not included are names whose records were similar or so dissimilar as to be considered 'outliers').


Casta: CT (7-1), Lima (0-1);
Kurylenko: CT (1-0), Lima (0-1);
Lively: CT (0-1), Lima (1-0);
Arterton: CT (0-1), Lima (1-1);
Torv: CT (0-1), Lima (0-1);
Nichols: CT (2-0), Lima (0-1);
Cuoco: CT (0-1), Lima (1-0).


While its hard (if not impossible) to draw any definitive conclusions from that brief list, it's interesting nonetheless to see that several women have success against one, but not the other. Since fights are so often made by “style” rather than pure talent, it may simply be a matter of match-ups. One should also examine the records closely, since Theron has been active far longer and may have beaten (or lost to) a fighter years before (or after) they faced Lima.

Asked for a prediction, Charlize just laughed and told the reporter, “I predict that I will go into the ring with the same mindset I do for any fight – especially a body saddle bout – expecting to win. The Body Saddle is a unique kind of fight, even more than JMD, I assume since I've never been in one of those, because the humiliation of losing lasts so much longer, and you're awake and fully aware of it due to the fact that you're going to have to carry the victor around the ring on your back. Everyone I've ever talked to about Body Saddle says it's the worst kind of fight to lose....and the most fun to win. So no matter who I'm fighting, I'm determined to give it my best because I can't stand to lose those fights.”

Adriana even more brazenly confident: “This so-called “Goddess has barely won one fight in the last year! Women who are willing to risk being Body Saddled deserve to be thought of in the same breath as a true winner! She could have stepped aside reasonably, but no, she forced me to humiliate her!”

Charlize comes to the ring wearing a cowboy hat, leather vest, chaps & cowboy boots (with spurs) carrying a riding crop, which she slaps on her palm as she eyes Lima from across the ring before the introductions. Theron strips down in her corner to a green bikini top and black crochet boyshorts, with a white thong clearly peeking through on her hips. Adriana enters in Island Girl getup, complete with coconut bra and grass skirt. Lima strips down in her corner to a yellow bikini bra and white crochet boyshorts with a black thong peeking out on her hips.

R1: Charlize looking to establish early, squares up and jabs Adriana's mouth, munchs on a mouth-jab in return. Theron doubles the jab to toned Brazilian stomach; Lima picks up a right uppercut to tits. Back outside, both circling, twitch feinting...methodical, menacing pace as girls negotiate at range. Harder punches as round progresses: Adriana stepping in to carry right hand to pit of Charlize's stomach; taking a short right hand to chin in close; both girls trading clubbing hooks, then shoveling rights amidships before disengaging. Spirited exchanges like that - Theron deliberately testing younger challenger, Lima holding her ground, slugging-with. Down the stretch, Charlize backs into ropes, hunching forward as Adriana moves in. Lima bends into a CRASHING over hand right - curling it in and down after landing on jaw. Theron stunned, stooping forward in earmuff. Adriana squares away, LASHING away left-right-left-right to breadbasket with side-to-side arm action - her left cheek nuzzling against Charlize's neck throughout the pounding. Lima bracing Theron upright with left forearm in tits, feeding the Goddess a thumping right hand to belly. Adriana shifting weight to brace a sagging Charlize upright with both hands, then getting back downstairs left-right-left. Theron ashen faced, eyes closed in cranky little frown. Bell: Lima practically frothing at the mouth to bury extra insurance to paunch...ref pulls her off from behind as Charlize hugs herself, sags in ropes gutshot & utterly plowed under!

R2: Well, that didn’t work. Charlize makes an adjustment, bounces clockwise, weight on lead leg but poised to dance backward in response to Adriana’s pressure. Theron lifting the jab off her thigh, flicking it backhand at Lima's face. Blonde girl baiting her brunette, luring her forward, then catching her a tasty one-two crisp to mouth. Charlize jabs Adriana into ropes, gets Brazilian's hands up then RIPS her right/left to waist. Theron snarling, coming off body with a stiff jab up top, keeping Lima's hands occupied. Adriana suffering to the body, really absorbing big spank as Charlize uses her jab to set up lanky blonde body-whack. Bell: Hard stare blonde to brunette: Theron letting Lima know that first round was NOT okay.

R3: Charlize bouncing on left leg while rotating clockwise, flicking out the jab from the waist, timing Adriana for chopping rights to chin, batting rising hooks to body and head. Lima crossing arms-against-body while bobbing on the spot - trying to weave her way in close. Theron just too leggy, touching Adriana from long range. Bell: Charlize's face relaxes into sunny smile...she got to punch, and be pretty, while Lima could only take. .

R4: Adriana tackles Charlize into ropes, leggy beauties writhing against the strands. Theron keeping hands up, or cupping Lima's ears to control her head. Adriana's hands pushing at Charlize's hips, then ripping snug punches right/left across midsection. Lima hooking her way into Theron’s breasts - left hand clubbing away with a churning, hacking action. Charlize grumpy, accepting steady body-punishment while keeping her head protected, Lima just crowding close, keeping Theron pinned down, staying on blonde torso. Final minute, Charlize erupts off ropes: rangy, whacking left spanks Adriana's taut tummy once, twice; left uppercut clips Lima's chin; short right hand chops chin, buzzing Brazilian's knees, putting her wobbly-butt. Adriana in trouble, trying to clinch, Charlize gathers her brunette up, twists her into ropes and BEATS HER WITHOUT MERCY! Theron baring teeth - ripping Lima to waistline right/left, then roaming up top via short right/lefts to sort out Adriana's jugs! Bell: Charlize pounding away until ref pulls her off...she comes back strong, steals the round to go up 3-1.

R5: Charlize munching an early jab in the mouth, Adriana stepping in strong, renegotiating terms behind a stiff poke. Theron scowling, rotating clockwise: she's jabbing back, sorting out Lima's breasts with left-hand venom. Hard right hands from Adriana pay her back with interest, Charlize chest-thumped back to ropes, forcing her into earmuff. WHACKING right/left to the body sending pleasing ripples down her backside as Lima getting her hips into her work, then pushing Theron's shoulders back, getting all big-girl on the Goddess. Adriana squirming atop Charlize body-on-body, pushing-and-punching on Theron without smothering herself. Charlize calm in the pocket, hands up/elbows in, this isn’t the first time she’s found herself under siege. Adriana slamming away on golden paunch - shoving Theron upright with the left, then smiting her across jugs righty. Charlize feeling the heft, but keeping herself together: she's snatching back the odd snappy hook to body or jug - bringing her left hand back quick to temple. Bell: Adriana pushes up off Theron all hot and steamy; flirting her bum as she runway walks her way to her stool. Charlize frowning - taking weight from Adriana is NOT on the agenda.

R6: Adrian consolidating by bodying up on Charlize, using her legs to power drive a wrapped-up Theron back into the ropes in a jiggling, stamping rush for more body punishing. Charlize twisting, ducking, bobbing and weaving in the pocket; clutching, grabbing and clinching at every opportunity; not giving Adriana many clean shots at her body. But Lima is quite capable of making her own openings, plundering Charlize's belly and hips with both hands; lashing away with breath-taking power. Theron survives without any major damage but her upper torso is pinking up prettily and there's a rosy glow on her abs from Lima's diligent effort. Both fighters bathed in a sheen of sweat, battered and bruised in a surprisingly even fight that’s all tied up now.

R7: Charlize in wide stance, popping Adriana the jab while sliding back, Lima nibbled on the approach, but hounding Theron to ropes. Once ropebound Adriana sets up, knuckling her fists against Charlize's ribs, keeping those hips well back, then smiting away on waist/jugline. Theron grimacing, pulling on Lima's head down, holding and hitting: right uppercut really carving across Adriana's features, frequently buzzing Brazilian's legs. Lima won’t be budged, keeps her body on, reaching around Theron's back to stabilize and crowd her, then brunette popping those hips to get that something extra as she digs underneath. Writhing contest up top as Adriana squirms to pull Charlize's hands down, then clubs punches against blonde skull and chest. Lima warned repeatedly for cruel forearms shoved into Theron's breasts, Adriana complaining it's necessary thanks to Charlize's holding. Grim, grinding attrition bell to bell: Theron mouthbreathing, looking scuffed up, Lima's face puffy from uppercuts, both fighter’s sweatsoaked hair plastered to their skulls, but the intensity is undiminished as the fighters makes ferocious eye contact at bell.

R8: Adriana's hurt; Charlize is hurt: both girls mindlessly will themselves to midring to initiate fresh mayhem. Theron in wide stance, supple limbs and torso twisting and curling into lanky shots, slopping hard to Lima's midsection and jaw. Adriana chopping right hands into the openings, checking and rechecking Charlize' chin; cudgelling away short n' snappy to body. Theron likes to step back and walk Lima into the right uppercut. Adriana stepping-with, accepts that risk in order to get her chopping right onto Charlize's jaw. Back and forth reeling slugfest - both girls rocked and stunned but near the end of the first minute, Theron licks that right uppercut, picking Lima's face up perfect, sending the Brazilian beauty staggering out of orbit. They fall in at the stagger - slugging mindlessly - bodies tumbling into ropes. Adriana wrestles Charlize into cables - palming shoulders roughly, preventing Theron's neckclasp. Tidy right/left to belly bumps the breath from Charlize - she jerks forward, face pinched. Short, cudgelling work beating her foe's torso like a drum, then shoving Theron upright against ropes to stamp those breasts. Charlize' head lolling badly, hands loose, collected beneath her chin - she's starting to get ragdolled. Adriana bending to the task, pumping leather to Theron's Oscar-winning torso. Short punches, propping elbows; bumping shoulders, scrubbing head, Lima constantly ON her girl - jostling, slugging, working. Brutal right hand chops across, belting Theron's head back over the ropes: head flops back forward, as Theron's torso tilts woozy to port and DOWN GOES CHARLIZE! Theron crumbling sideways rolling to her back under the ropes, hands up above her head. IT'S OVER! KO8 Adriana Lima as Charlize can't get off her back!

After: Lima, arms raised, jogs across the ring and leaps into the arms of head trainer Kelly Clarkson, and her orner gals Clair Holt and Mickie James. On the other side, Natasha Ragosina, Jamie Lee Curtis and Janet Jones struggle to get Theron up onto her stool; Natasha breaking an ammonia cap under her nose as Curtis holds an ice pack to the back of her neck. Jones watching warily over her shoulder as she unlaces Charlize's gloves, keeping an eye out for trouble. As soon as Theron appears to have regained at least semi-consciousness, Natascha exits the ring, telling Jones and Curtis, “You two take care of things here. I'm not going to stand around and watch this nonsense, I'm a professional, after all.”

Clarkson swipes a cold towel across Adriana's flushed face while Holt and James cut off her gloves. By the time Lima is ready, Christina Ricci and Emmanuelle Vaugier have climbed into the ring with the Body Saddle and Ricci, her eyes flashing, is urging Adriana, “C'mon, hurry up! Get that great big old blond goddess cinched up tight! Remember, you promised everyone a ride...”
Adriana, accompanied by Holt, Ricci, Vaugier and Clarkson, turns and starts across the ring. Curtis takes one look and ducks thru the ropes, heading for the locker room. Just as she reaches the floor, Holt calls out to her, “Curtis, hold on!” And Jamie Lee whirls around, wide-eyed. “Toss me that riding crop,” she says, pointing to a chair at ringside where Charlize's hat, boots and crop had been kept handy for afterward. “And the hat too, that's a nice touch!”

Silently, Curtis grabs them, throws them into the ring, then heads up the aisle at a fast walk. Leaving Jones standing beside Charlize, one hand on her shoulder.
“She ready?” Holt says as she picks up the hand and hands it to Adriana, who puts it on and poses for a couple of cellphone pictures before the big show begins.
“Ready as she's gonna be,” Jones sighs, then turns aside and lifts her right leg thru the ropes as she retreats.

Charlize looks up, blinking; her wildly disheveled long blond hair covering her eyes. “Nuh...no...” she mutters. [“This isn't right....I didn't...I couldn't...lose....” she looks around for help, but Janet Jones is already gone; down the steps to her seat at ringside next to Cat Bell who can't help smirking as she pulls out her cellphone and prepares to video the event unfolding in the ring.

Adriana reaches down and yanks Charlize’s boyshorts down around her knees. Christina Ricci and Emmanuelle Vaugier follow Lima into Theron's corner where Lima and Vaugier each grab an arm and pull Charlize forward, forcing her down on all fours. Ricci drops the saddle onto Charlize's back, then she and Emmanuelle each kneel on either side of the blond to begin the cinching process. Vaugier passing the first of the leather straps under Charlize's belly to Christina who buckles it, then puts a foot on Theron's hip as she leans back and TIGHTENS the cinch until Charlize lets out a painful groan. Emmanuelle repeats it with the breast binding chest strap and this time Ricci REALLY cranks up the pressure, flattening Theron's perky little breasts until she looks positively boyish compared to the three women abusing her. Adriana reaches under between Charlize's thighs and grabs the crotch strap attached to the waist band. She pulls it back, then up between Theron's cheeks and slides it thru the buckle at the back of the saddle. With her knees dimpling Charlize's glutes, Adriana ratchets up the pressure, lifting Charlize's knees in the air as she tightens the crotch strap to the last notch. Then she gives Charlize a couple of playful spanks before she saunters around to the side while Vaugier and Ricci complete the ceremony by inserting a leather bit in Theron's mouth and pulling the headdress over her hair, then toss the reins to Adriana who leads the humbled blond around the ring on her hands and knees, leaving her shorts to be scooped up by Vaugier, (they’ll be sold on e-bay by midnight) twice before Ricci stands and gives the traditional call, “RIDERS UP!”

Lima swings her leg across Theron's back and drops her butt in the saddle. Charlize slumps under the additional weight, then firms. Ricci hands Adriana the riding crop and the hat. Lima waves the hat in the air, then puts it on her head and, holding the reins in her left hand, she reaches back to give Theron's rump a smack with the crop and snarls, “Giddyup little pony!”
Charlize slowly crawls forward, her head bowed. Lima impatiently slaps the reins on Charlize's shoulders and back, digging her heels into Theron's flanks and smacking her butt twice more with the crop. “Hurry up you old nag!” she growls. Theron picks up the pace, wobbling from side-to-side as she attempts to canter. Vaugier and Ricci walk alongside, muttering and hissing insults to the defeated blond Oscar winner.
SMACK! SMACK! Two more swipes of the riding crop spur Charlize to greater effort. Once more, Lima uses her heels, digging them into Theron's lower belly. Charlize responds by crawling as fast as she can, but after two more circuits of the ring she's exhausted and collapses under Lima's weight.
Ricci takes the reins and tries to pull Theron while Lima attacks her butt cheeks with the riding crop, but neither works. Theron is done in.
After lining up and posing for pictures standing over the prostrate Charlize Theron Lima, Ricci and Vaugier exit the ring and head for the locker room to change before they head out to the “victory party”.
As They're leaving, Clarkson tells Janet Jones, “Don't forget to bring the saddle to the next fight. In fact, you may want to have Theron wear it during the fight... to save time!” 

 

 

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