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2 January 2015 Aftermath Amanda Seyfried vs Kendra Wilkinson

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years, 1 month ago

 

Posted by OddManOut on January 2, 2015, 7:47 am

 

 

Words by Vassago

 

Official JMD Title Bout Offer from Jessica Lowndes (Lioness Club of America)

 

Aftermath: Suddenly she stops and screams out in anger; she notices a familiar face or shall we say a familiar set of jugs next to the judges' table. "YOU! What are you doing here!", "Raining on your frickin' parade, you airhead!", the TV cameras turn to the place where Kendra stares at and they pick up the delicious presence of the new Jugs of Mass Destruction champion Jessica Lowndes being flanked by a couple of men in black suits. Kendra is still shocked upon seeing one of her biggest enemies and watches with her mouth wide open as the trio makes their way to the ring literally walking over the still dazed Teri Hatcher and Cat Bell who remain down on their knees after the recent crash landing.

"Gentlemen! Let's make it official!", Jessica nods to the man on the left who's carrying a suitcase. He pops it open and throws several packs of banknotes straight at Wilkinson's feet. "Here's your ordeal! You can pay for a new set of jugs because you won't have any left when I'm done with you once and for all. And I'm truly willing to pay for your demise so you know I'm still your worst nightmare around!" The man on Lowndes' right picks an envelope from his inside pocket and hands it to the brunette. She slaps the envelope against Kendra's cheek and then breasts and shoves it down her skimpy bikini top. "Here's the contract! It just needs your signature on it! Me. You. Two sets of jugs. One woman standing! Do you realize what I'm talking about, you dumb airhead?"

Kendra remained quiet during Jessia's tirade but instead of responding she screams out again and tackles the brunette to the ground digging her nails into her cleavage. "I can wreck you jugs right here and right now!", she tries to rip Lowndes' blouse open but gets muscled away by the Canadian's accomplices and shoved back to her own corner. Jessica dusts herself up and make sure her outfit stayed in tact and points her finger at the blonde now being held back by the security crew: "You have to EARN this! JMD is big enough for the two of us but only one can claim the Conqueror rights! I've conquered Vanessa Hudgens before and you? This smoking wreck Seyfried is a joke of a trophy! But I know how you'd love to stop my jugs and you're lucky I loathe your guts so much I'm offering you the biggest opportunity of your shallow and anonymous life! Make sure to wear your sluttiest outfit ever so I can punch you topless and celebrate my first title defence in style! Lowndes out!', she turns away and waves back to the still raging Wilkinson who keeps screaming: "Let me at that bytch! Let me at her! I'll scrap her jugs off and dump her in the trash! You! Get back here! I have something to say to you...", one of the men in black aproaches her and says: "Just sign the damn papers and you'll do whatever you like with our champion when the right time comes!", "Frank, we're leaving! Leave that trash alone!", Lowndes makes sure she has the final word and the TV cameras truly picked up the every last moment of that unexpected meeting between JMD's most popular talents. The fans should be thrilled as there's no way in the world Wilkinson would ditch a challenge like that from a bitter enemy!

 

 

 

 

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