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17 January 2015 Lisa Maffia vs Dorota Rabczewska

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Lisa Maffia 05.jpgDorota Rabczewska.jpg

 

 

 

BBU INTERNATIONAL BOUT FROM CARDIFF

 

Posted by Vassago on January 17, 2015, 7:23 am

 

{{{ Special thanks to Knowlesey for the original idea! }}}
Lisa Maffia's really tailed off the bantamweight elite in recent months that even the rookies target her as a suitable opponent for their maiden BBU fights now. Take Dorota Rabczewska aka Doda for example. The Polish rock & pop singer wants everyone to know that Ola Jordan and Joanna Krupa aren't the only household names to come from the Middle European country. And the UK is filled with Polish immigrants so the fanbase is all over the country from Glasgow down to Cardiff. She recently made the behind-the curtain headlines with AHW clash against one of Maffia's closest allies, Alesha Dixon and now wants to try herself out in the ring against one of the most experienced fighters around. Lisa's maybe in a tough spot now but surely she has enough bad blood left in her to dispatch the big breasted Polish blonde? Let's find out!

Lisa Maffia wears a black basque top, white knickers and red gloves. Doda wears a skimpy white bikini set and black gloves. She named one of her music band's LPs simply as "Bimbo" and that's a popular nickname spreading around the audience already; she truly gives Lisa a run for her money in the physical presence department but that doesn't earn her favorable bets with the bookies! The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Maffia blasts out of her stool and wants to put the newcomer under immediate pressure but Doda's been following the BBU action very closely before her debut and jumps at the fellow singer with similar intentions and both girls trade vicious leather from the onset much to the crowd's delight. Lisa gets the early breakthrough by smacking the blonde's cheeks however still eats some ribcage assault before Doda moves up on the face and ignores the former champion's drilling punches. A flyweight-like bash finally calms down after Lisa wobbles her foe to the side with one hook on the eye too many but the respite is short-lived as she clatters into the blonde's rack to reel her onto the ropes and keep smacking on the head. Rabczewska's guard suffers badly and the Polish singer gets pinned to the ropes and starts to moan in pain which fuels Maffia's desire to knock her senseless but she runs out of gas in the dying seconds with Doda bubbling on the ropes and clinching her to see out a high-tempo round.

Round 2:
Doda really gave Lisa as much as she could against the odds and resumes the facial bashing as both girls tangle in another feisty exchange with blonde and black hair flying around amid loud shrieks down the stretch. Neither girl wants to yield real estate but Lisa finds the better precision and snaps the blonde's head back more efficiently pounding her back to the ropes as a result. Doda pulls out of the exchange and has developed early bruises on her cheeks but must seek respite as Maffia's really determined to break her lousy streak and jumps at her again thumping the impressive rack and wobbling onto the ropes for good. She drills the blonde's navel and that's a really heavy onslaught which bends Rabczewska forward so that Maffia can wrap her left arms around the neck and pummel the soft tummy making Doda scream in pain at the bell. Lisa refuses to let go and shoves Doda onto the ropes and almost nails her on the head with an outrageous punch that would have DQ her on the spot only for the ref to grab her arm and wrestle to the ground. Lisa's furious and promises to destroy the Polish rookie within seconds of the third but Doda refuses to crumble mentally and just twerks her boobs right in front of her as the ref still tries to keep both hellcates separated.

Round 3:
This one's turning into a proper grudge fight and Maffia has blown her fuse alltogether as she jumps at the blonde and drills her tummy again only to get clobbered by a vicious overhand on the temple followed by a crunching hook on the ear from the other side. Lisa's head snaps in lightning quick fashion and the combo staggers her on the spot as she whimpers with eyes closed and allows Rabczewska to add more facial misery. The Polish singer rocks the English opponent with an uppercut combo on the jaw and sends a cross hook to the nose that half-spins her straight into a drilling uppercut on the jaw again... MAFFIA GOES DOWN... the ever so proud singer just ragdolls to the canvas flat on her back after getting caught big time... Doda taunts her with obscene gestures and has to be shoved back to the neutral corner but Maffia's up on her feet at six even though looking a bit dizzy here. She wants immediate revenge on the Polish bimbo and leaps towards her only to misjudge her approach and skim wide off the mark as Doda ducks low and harpoons the liver area staggering the ex-champ again. Left handed piledriver slams Maffia on the eye and half-turns her as Rabczewska wraps the arms around her waist and shoves against the turnbuckle where she uppercuts the rack and pounds away to dismantle Lisa's resistance. Maffia really looks terrible in this round and gets pummelled into a moaning wreck with Dorota dissecting her cleavage and adding a late uppercut on the jaw to send Lisa hanging on the ropes and trying to somehow catch her breath back.

Round 4:
Maffia's really slow to start the fourth and all those BBU bouts are perhaps stacking up against her as she's taken a lot of punishment in her career while Rabczewska's weathered the early storm tonight and looks fresh as a daisy. She catches the sluggish English girl in the middle of the ring with more vicious jabs and shatters her guard apart to thump the rack & face again. Lisa just can't offer anything back as she gets clearly overwhelmed by the Polish rocker who thumps her back to the ropes where she drills the tummy to bend her forward and sink on jelly knees. Left hand works like crazy crashing off Maffia's navel as the right hand blocks off Lisa's clinching effort but when a piercing jab finds the mouth Lisa's head gets cranked to the side and the English champion bellows out in disarray with Doda now slamming leather into her like a training dummy and making the older singer bleed down the stretch... no mercy whatsoever by the Polish singer who shuts Lisa's eyes and looks really annoyed by the size of her cleavage as she rips into it afterwards and tries to punch the tits right off the basque top with Maffia slumping like a battered wreck she is... more drilling jabs leave the English girl spitting out her mouthguard just before the bell and the ref seems to be waiting for her boobs to come out as Doda pounds the cleavage non-stop and fails to spot the obvious chance to knock Lisa out and has to be dragged away by the ref again when the clock expires. On the other hand Maffia's unable to walk back to her stool and crumbles onto her knees with eyes closed... she was battered pillar-to-post in this round and her BBU days look set to numbered now...

Round 5:
Lisa's a walking bye now and doesn't even raise her arms when Doda pounds her on the jaw with a left/right combo followed by a quick hook to the temple... she loses her balance and falls forward onto the blonde's shoulder, bumps off it and gets whacked on the chest again as Rabczewska moves for the rack destruction and just hoofs Lisa's boobs out of basque top, tearing the material right in the middle and just opening Maffia's eyes in total shock one last time... a right handed cross pierces the nipple and makes the ex-champ scream with the hand dropping numb, a left hook on the jaw sends her to the orbit moments later... MAFFIA GOES DOWN ON HER SIDE... it's all over for the Beever's veteran who endures one of the worst nights of her BBU career to further indicate she should perhaps retire really soon! KO5 Dorota Rabczewska!!!

AFTER: Maffia's reduced to a complete wreck, her boobs exposed by the torn basque top and Doda just drilling the outfit to shreds in rarely seen before fashion! The Polish rocker is on the ropes quickly and starts flexing her chest values to a rampant ovation from the Cardiff HQ crowd and that's one of the best BBU debuts in a while even considering Maffia's terrible slump in recent months. Doda wants to further punish the unconscious opponent but is shut out by the security crew as Lisa's suffered enough humiliation for one night and needs to be stretched off immediately for medical evaluation.

"I'm still gonna rip your nipples off next time we meet!", Doda shouts back at the fellow singer but there's little chance Lisa heard that and the blonde looks around the arena trying to spot her next opponent before slumping down on her knees in the middle of the ring and pounding it with bare fists in pure joy: "I know I'm the best! I know I can beat the crap out of everybody in BBU! Every single tramp out there will be destroyed! You haven't heard the last of the Blonde Bimbo! Lisa Maffia was just a frickin' piece of garbage that needed to be put where she belongs!", the abusive tirade marks the conclusion of Rabczewska's outrageous BBU debut and one can only wonder if she gets another fighting opportunity anytime soon? Wrestling against Alesha Dixon was a Hugh Heffner-like idea and beating the daylights out of Lisa Maffia was a bonus but does the Polish blonde have a future outside the Beevers' radar? It remains to be seen!

Final result: Dorota Rabczewska def. Lisa Maffia KO5.

 

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