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28 January 2015 Boxing World Magazine February 2015

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Posted by Boxing World Magazine on January 28, 2015, 3:19 pm

COVER: The referee bundles a stunned Theron to safety as Adriana raises her hands in triumph. HEADLINE IN RED: QUEEN OF THE BODY SADDLE!

COVER STORY: Adriana Lima stops Charlize Theron in the tenth to win the rubber match of their two-out-of three and reign over the body saddle!

THOSE SHOULD BE MYBELTS! (Picture: Holt on her back as Cuthbert turns to a neutral corner.) Elisha Cuthbert KOs Claire Holt in a non-title bout and makes her case for the next shot at the straps, no matter who holds them!

J-LAW POUNDS OUT BAR! (Picture: Refaeli on her back, hands above her head.) Jennifer Lawrence has her sights firmly set on another shot at the lightweight gold, and getting her way might not be a good idea...as beautiful Bar Refa'eli found out!

BUT, REFAELI RALLIES BACK ON THE SAND! (Picture: Kiebler on all fours on the sand.) Bar may not have been able to handle J-Law, but she WAS capable of a major upset on the beach, stopping former welterweight champion Stacy Kiebler in six!

2015 PREVIEW: THE FLYWEIGHTS! (Picture: Vanessa Hudgens smiles in a black bikini with the belts over her shoulders.) 'Nessa begins 2015 at the top of the snarkiest division, but uneasy lies the waist that wears those belts! Our panel says 2015 looks to be a volatile year among the flys, with tenured former champs like Hayden, Natalie, Sarah, Kristen, and, of course, Mishy, looking to recapture the throne and hold off hard-charging young talent like Hale, Cyrus, and Lowndes!

ALL ON THE LINE! (Picture: Kristin Kreuk in a black bikini stares down Mila Kunis in white, who stares right back.) HISC is at it again with a do-or-die bout for stable stalwart Kristin Kreuk, this time against fellow Cracker Company fly Mila Kunis! Our panel breaks down the fight and imagines the reaction if the loser lands at Mirage as expected!

OLSEN MAKES A STATEMENT! (Picture: Elizabeth sends Ashley falling to the mat with a right hand.) Elizabeth Olsen may have failed in her first attempt at the bantamweight gold, but, if her five-round poundout of Ashley Greene is any indication, another opportunity will come sooner rather than later!

2015 PREVIEW: THE BANTAMWEIGHTS! (Picture: Claire Holt smiling in a white bikini.) In a division packed with iconic names like Spears, Alba, Danes, Fishel, Dushku, Lilly, Pressly, and Cuthbert, the titles have been in the hands of fresher faces like VanCamp and Holt of late. Our panel, however, says the classy vets may well reassert themselves in 2015!

SARAH BLASTS OUT LILO! (Picture: Lohan on her face with her rump in the air.) Sarah Shahi remains right in the thick of the flyweight title picture with a seventh round KO of former champ Lindsay Lohan!

KESHA STOPS ROHM! (Picture: Lis on her back as Kesha turns to a neutral corner.) Kesha continues her climb up the light and welter ladders with a ninth round KO of veteran Elisabeth Rohm!

2015 PREVIEW: THE LIGHTWEIGHTS! (Picture: Katy Perry, in a blue bikini, smiles and holds the belts.) There's plenty of depth at lightweight as 2015 gets underway, and our panel says familiar names like Strahovski, Peregrym, Biel, Cuoco, Palicki, Yustman, and Lima are poised to have strong campaigns in 2015!

CAT STOPS CAT! (Picture: Bell on all fours at Zeta-Jones' feet.) Catherine Zeta-Jones may be officially "retired", but she can still fight, as she proved with a sixth-round KO of Hall Of Famer Cat Bell!

2015 PREVIEW: THE WELTERWEIGHTS! (Picture: Mandy Moore smiles and holds the belts in a silver bikini.) Mandy Moore starts the year at the top of the bigs, but our panel says she'll have plenty of competition, especially from the talented Bazz and Floydian big girl divisions!

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???(Picture: Michelle Williams in a white bikini, gloved hands raised in front of Vanessa Hudgens, in a similar pose in black.) A seventh battle between Mishy and 'Nessa is nigh. One will walk away with the belts and the victory in their career best-of-seven, but our panel wonders what will happen to the other, who'll walk off with nothing!

COMINGS AND GOINGS! (Picture: Blake Lively in a white bikini stands in front of The Academy gym pointing up at the words "The Academy" in gold letters above the front door.) January saw three stables close and others affected by shifting rosters, and our panel says the game of musical chairs is far from over!

TO JMD OR NOT TO JMD? (Picture: Lowndes in a black bikini.) Girls like Jessica Lowndes have used JMD to spark their careers, but, other fighters shy away from the discipline. Our panel talks about the pros and cons of going all "Mass Destruction"!

COMING SOON TO AN FCBA NEAR YOU: FLYWEIGHT HAYLEY ORRANTIA! (Picture: Hayley in deep blue.) There's obviously plenty of talent at flyweight, but more is, as ever, on the way, and beautiful brunette Hayley, an athletic 20-year-old, might be among the most promising!

COMING SOON TO AN FCBA NEAR YOU: BANTAMWEIGHT ALLISON WILLIAMS! (Picture: Allison in a blue bikini.) She's athletic. She's talented. And she's drop dead gorgeous. There's not much standing in the way of Allison Williams breaking into the FCBA in a big way!

COMING SOON TO AN FCBA NEAR YOU: LIGHTWEIGHT MELISSA BENOIST! (Picture: Melissa in a blue and red bikini.) The athletic brunette doesn't have a huge name at the moment, but she's about to get one..."Supergirl", and we suspect it won't be long until that translates into FCBA appearances!

COMING SOON TO AN FCBA NEAR YOU: WELTERWEIGHT KHLOE KARDASHIAN! (Picture: Khloe in a black bikini.) Her big sister has management and makes plenty of noise on the JMD scene, and now Khloe has her sights set on turning her power loose on the welters!

THE SECRET SOURCE: LOTS OF MILA FANS AT HISC! (Picture: The familiar black question mark on a green background.) There's a consensus in Crackerland about who they want to win the upcoming battle between Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk, according to our source. "The fighters are breaking along Swan/Pack lines, as you might expect," the source told us. "But, the staffers are all of one mind. They like Mila, who's nice as HISC fighters go, and they'd all like to see her send Kristin packing!" Our source goes on to say that one staffer, on condition of anonymity, told her, "If Mila wins, I'm changing my ringtone to 'Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead'!"

POINTY'S CORNER: Valentine's Day is on the way, and Poindexter Del Crunchy has hints on how to make the day special for that special someone!

ALSO, AMANDA RIGHETTI! The "Big Rig" talks her 2015 plans, and, yes, they include reclaiming the gold! BLAST FROM THE PAST: ANITA EKBERG, AN APPRECIATION! In the ring, on the mats, on the carpet, on the beach. Anita Ekberg was a huge name in all the female combat disciplines in the 50s and 60s and had, perhaps, the best mass destruction jugs of hers or any era. Boxing world talked with historians, friends, and combat rivals for this article about the Swedish stunner who recently passed on at age 83! AND: CHARLIZE THERON: REPORTS OF MY DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED! The Golden Goddess sits for a lengthy interview about her recent slump and future plans!

 

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