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1 February 2015 Kendra Wilkinson vs Kristin Cavallari

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years, 1 month ago

 

"SUPER BOWL" BOXING AFTER DARK

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on February 1, 2015, 4:29 pm

 

Event: Super Bowl XLXIX Pre-Game Show.
Venue: University of Phoenix Stadium.
Location: Glendale, Arizona, USA.


BEFORE: Kendra Wilkinson has the JMD title fight against reigning champion Jessica Lowndes all wrapped up for the next PPV however she couldn't pass on the extra exposure opportunity during the Super Bowl XLXIX pre-game show to perhaps outshine Katy Perry's half-time gig on top of it! The wife of former Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett has been targeting the wife of current Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler for a while now to establish the pecking order among the NFL WAGs once and for all: "I don't know what's more overrated out there, Kristin's boxing skills or Cutler's signal-calling? Heck, you can't have a worse NFL season than Cutler had in 2014 apart from being called Manziel and I expect Kristin to actually be the better performer in the family!", Kendra laughs off the Bears' turbulent season and gives the fellow blonde only a slight chance to succeed but everyone in Glendale expects Cavallari to become a cannon fodder to the busty Playboy penthouse girl who's at her absolute career high right now!

Kristin returns to ring action after over five years of living off Jay Cutler's salary, however still being only 28 yo, that's a peak age for any female celebrity boxer and despite completing a 3-5 record thus far, the Denver born blonde sexpot has taken Ashley Tisdale the distance last time out and is probably the most overlooked fighter of the last several years. Freelance pundits indicate Cavallari is the original version of Julianne Hough and should have been picked up by several opponents during her five years absence and all the credit goes to Odds & Ends for making this contest happen.

Kendra Wilkinson wears a green lingerie set with white eagle wing-like laces and white gloves. Blonde hair in loose curls. Kristin Cavallari wears a navy blue sports bra with the burnt orange Bears logo on it, blue knickers and red gloves. Blonde hair loose and straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Kendra's in peak form and it clearly shows in the opening round as she thumps the fellow blonde on the body and traps her in close range to test some ab muscles forcing Kristin into a low cover and early clinching. But Kendra's agility is too tough to handle and she shoves Kristin away and scythes her across the mouth to gain more control and pound a visibly lacklustre opponent back to the ropes. All Kendra thereafter just pumping leather into Cavallari's face and leaving the first bruises on both cheeks; Kristin's desperate to somehow tame the onslaught but gets whacked on the jaw and just leans against the playmate so Wilkinson can uppercut her chest from close and sway back against the turnbuckle in the dying seconds. Cavallari is no Lowndes but it's still an impressive showing from Kendra who begins to showboat a little after the bell already and there are more fans from her hometown San Diego than Denver in Glendale tonight so the crowd enjoys this performance better than usual. Who needs Katy Perry anyway?

Round 2:
Wilkinson's showboating continues as she approaches Cavallari with both arms dropped and suddenly it all goes awry as the Bears' WAG slams her against the chin and spins to the side with a vicious follow up on the eye. Kendra tries to leap back at the actress but loses her footing and has Kristin punching her on the famous rack with sharp jabs and pushing her towards the turnbuckle against all odds! Cavallari with more speedy leather gut-checks the playmate and sends her butt-in-ropes as a deseprate fightback skims off the guard and enables Kristin to counter once more and dig her mitts into Wilkinson's cleavage. Kendra just clinches her way out of trouble down the stretch but fails to shove the actress away and eats a late series on the navel that makes her lose her temper at the bell as she hits out at the Odds & Ends entourage in a classic hissy fit.

Round 3:
Cavallari settles into mid-distance and refuses to accept the close range dust up that Wilkinson tried to enforce on her cleavage early in the third round. "Come here, you wimp!" Kendra's getting really upset here and tries to reach out for the fellow blonde but eats overhands on the response instead and drops her high tempo footwork that wasn't all that fast in first place. Kristin avoids more playmate leather but looks too defensive according to the crowd who remain in Kendra's support and a late rally finally tags the Bears' logo as Kendra zips through the guard and unloads uppercut mayhem to push Cavallari backwards. However it's the younger blonde with the last say as she digs her elbow across Wilkinson's boobs in close range and nails her on the solar plexus to wobble the JMD stalwart to the side and eating one last hook on the temple that hits the target after the bell sounded. Kendra rests against the ropes and stares at Kristin with utmost disarray but the Denver born blonde just adjusts her hair and tries to stay as calm as possible. Another angry rant from Wilkinson during the interval... so what else is new?

Round 4:
Gimme all ya brawling early in the fourth as Kendra bursts out of her stool and beats Kristin for an overhand on the eye that staggers her in the middle of the ring and enables the playmate to maul her jugs in close range. The Bears logo suddenly goes up for a ride and Kendra triggers the Lowndes mode landing brutal harpoons across the area to throw Cavallari right off her comfort zone. A quick hook to the jaw snaps the younger blonde's head back too and makes her squeal in further dismay as she just can't match Wilkinson in close range and gets batted back to the ropes where Kendra remains in uppercut fury and drops Kristin's head between her shoulders before piercing the ribcage and just laying into her without any sympathy. Cavallari tries to clinch her but gets shoved into the ropes and has to rely on the ref dragging a furious playmate off her at the bell.

Round 5:
Shades of Wilkinson's JMD power has soften Cavallari up a bit and that's the worst case scenario now as Kendra just resumes the chest attack before switching low and piercing the fellow blonde's ribcage. Kristin tries to respond but gets blocked off and fails to spike the playmate's jugs whatsoever while eating more midriff punishment and reeling out on her heels. Kendra on top of the close range as expected; just drills younger blonde's guts and leaves her aching and trying to escape on the two minute mark but to no avail. Wilkinson digs her shoulder against the Bears logo and outmuscles Cavallari in a slightly wrestling display before thumping a right uppercut on the jaw and sending her foe against the ropes and almost going down on her side. Kristin tries to jump to the right but gets blasted on the nose and rocks straight into another powerful hook that shuts her eyes and makes her scream. Wilkinson jumps back at the visibly wounded actress just as Kristin wobbles forward and bumps her head against the playmate's shoulder preventing Kendra from a grandstand haymaker... the Eagles WAG wraps her arm around Cavallari's neck and spikes her against the ribcage a couple of times but she has to let go as Kristin just drove forward and ended up stepping across the ring with the action getting really ugly and more wrestling-like in the dying seconds. Kendra scowls in anger again while Kristin leans against the ropes and tries to catch her breath back at half-time.

Round 6:
More close range brawling as Kristin just can't match Kendra's agility and eats more spikes on the ribcage before her chest comes under attack as the San Diego born playmate jumps into more Lowndes scrutiny and uppercuts her way onto the Bears logo. Kristin aches really badly now obviously not used to the classic JMD display and tries to wrap herself around the older blonde's body but Kendra bumps her off with sheer boob power, lets a crunching hook go which catches Cavallari on the temple and then folds her guard for good with a follow up on the nose... Ouch! Cavallari's head snaps back and makes the actress scream; the arms just drop low and provide zero cover as Wilkinson tears into her chin and slams one uppercut too many... LIGHTS OUT, KRISTIN!!! The Denver blonde tumbles down HARD on her back with the legs shooting up numb in the air... That's all she wrote!!! Cavallari's down in a heap unable to even move throughout the count and the Eagles beat the Bears for what it's worth in Glendale tonight!!! KO6 Kendra Wilkinson!!!

AFTER: Kendra poses for the cameras with her foot planted across the fallen blonde's chest and the Bears logo and tries to sell Katy Perry short by saying THIS was the real glamour highlight of the Super Bowl night! Kristin Cavallari isn't quite the Jessica Lowndes calliber and most likely will never be one but she still needed to be dealt with and Wilkinson truly looks in top shape despite a couple of iffy rounds which should be blamed solely on the lack of focus from the crowd favorite playmate.

Kendra remains a joy to watch all her tantrums not withstanding and the JMD title fight shapes up to be a real classic later this month! Will it exceed the Super Bowl viewing numbers? Well, Kendra says she's bigger than Rob Gronkowski and the Seahawks secondary combined but that requires further verification because even with all the crowd pleasing antics she's perhaps not on top of the flyweight division in sheer performance just yet! Not after Vanessa Hudgens went fifteen rounds against the Hall Of Famer Michelle Williams just a couple of days ago! "Gimme that Lowndes slut and we're gonna show the world we're so damn better than Nessa and Mishy!" No kiddin', that's called a bold statement alright!

Final result: Kendra Wilkinson def. Kristin Cavallari KO6. 

 

 

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