BBU JMD WINTER CLASSIC FROM MANCHESTER
(PageThrees vs Kear's Kats)
Posted by Vassago on February 7, 2015, 3:39 pm
BEFORE: Allthough there is no official BBU Jugs of Mass Destruction title up for grabs this fight pairs together probably the two best JMD fighters in Great Britain right now with Lucy Pinder still riding the high waves of being a FCBA veteran - albeit with a lousy 1-8 record overseas - and Helen Flanagan who hasn't looked back since punching the crap out of Kym Marsh a little over a year ago. She further punished Sophie Reade's rack last September and has openly challenged Pinder to a "winner takes all" cleavage war which promises to end in one of the most vicious humiliation displays ever seen on this side of Atlantic. Pinder and Flanagan simply can't stand each other and both want to secure the top spot among JMD bantamweights leaving Michelle Keegan and Gemma Merna to scrap for the flyweight honors instead.
Lucy Pinder wears a light blue bandeau bikini and white gloves. Brown hair in loose waves. Helen Flanagan wears a red bikini, white knickers and red gloves. Dyed brown hair tied in a ponytail on top of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1:
We're in Manchester so the crowd supports Flanagan over the Hampshire-based Pinder and this fuels the actress into an all-in attack seconds from the opening bell which pierces Lucy's cleavage and forces her to respond in a similar fashion only for Helen to dig a stray elbow into the solar plexus and throw the brunette off balance. Helen switches to uppercuts and enjoys lack of proper defence as Pinder still tries to regian her footing and falls into a heavy barrage that reels her onto the ropes scowling as she actress drills her jugs and gains a clear advantage in the opening minute. Pinder in pedestrian mode, skims off the younger girl's forearms and gets clobbered right where it hurts and Flanagan's supremely confident in her efforts to keep the Page Three stalwart boxed in along the ropes and just soaking up unanswered punishment! Helen's so animated she leans on Lucy and almost headbutts her as Pinder winces in discomfort but fails to shrug the actress away and has to endure more leather punishing her rack as Helen whacks her with one more hook on the ribcage to almost send the glamour model down just before the bell after an overwhelming display of jug mauling!
Round 2:
Lucy tries to square up to the actress but basically walks into a thumping uppercut that bursts through her breasts and clips the jaw to throw her off balance again... Helen clatters into her boobs from the side thereafter and pounds Pinder back to the ropes within seconds and ignores all the chest efforts, bumps Lucy butt-in-ropes and sends ravaging leather from up high trying to sag the older brunette's tits... Lucy sways on her legs and gets pummelled around back & forth before Flanagan spins her against the turnbuckle and digs mitts into the navel again.. Pinder's down on jelly knees as she endures a mammoth leather display and fails to even graze Helen's flesh who in turn leans back even more and bumps her impressive rack against Lucy's assets and zips her on the liver area to search for pain in the model's eyes... Flanagan now spitting venom into Lucy's ear and the model just can't handle all this and scowls in disarray as Helen thumps uppercuts to reduce her cleavage values... Someone's trying to punch Pinder's boobs off and the P3 legend just sags down and has to accept the Corrie girl's antics and looks all but out of breath at the bell already!
Round 3:
Lucy's a really durable girl since most JMD hopefuls would have long gone down at least once already and Flanagan thrives on her dominance by slamming more uppercuts to a slow moving opponent. Pinder spikes Helen's boobs from the side but gets outworked and outmuscled in close range and reels on the back foot soon as the younger brunette pounds her back towards the ropes and Lucy just can't escape and has to sink down in more misery down the stretch. More drilling jabs bounce off the ribcage and pave the way for uppercut galore that splits Pinder's gloves and enables Helen to dissect the mounds... Pinder screams out but there's nowhere for her to hide and Flanagan thumps her boobs up and against the slumped chin as Lucy's in all sorts of bother... "Take that, you filthy slut!", Helen nails her foe on the solar plexus again and has Pinder looking at her with misty eyes as an uppercut follow up DROPS THE P3 GIRL TO HER KNEES... The Corrie actress finally scores the long awaited knockdown and Lucy's down on all fours rather than trying to get up immediately afterwards... it's a slow count but Pinder still only beats it at nine and trembles in ref's arms as she indicates she's good to go.. that's pretty questionable but Helen's up for the swift solution and thumps the model's bandeau bikini which barely stays in tact and in fact it comes all apart in the final minute with more brutal uppercuts destroying Pinder's mounds... Lucy leans back against the ropes and exposed her rack into further attacks and that's the worst kind of tactics but she can't do anything about it as Helen rains leather over her chest and tears the bikini top alltogether... Lucy's boobs come spawling out!!! "You frickin' bytch! You're sooo done!!!", Helen's eyes glow with hatred and she pounds the topless foe for a few seconds more and eventually SENDS LUCY CRASHING FACE DOWN just as the bell goes off... Ref hesistates whether to start the count but Pinder's a battered train wreck here anyway and just bellows out into tears as she remains face down for much longer than the usual ten count... KO3 Helen Flanagan in giant-killing fashion!!!
AFTER: There's little doubt after this fight that Helen Flanagan is THE best JMD competitior in UK and even Michelle Keegan would have to applaud the chest skills from the fellow Coronation Street cast member. Lucy Pinder's been reduced into a smoking mess in less than nine minutes and Helen's quick to roll the fallen Nuts veteran on her back and enjoy the bruised and sagging tits of her opponent. Lucy's torn bandeau top is kicked away and Flanagan sits on top of Lucy's breasts ignoring all the painful shrieks and aches coming from underneath her. "You deserve all this, tramp!", Helen doesn't let go and the BBU TV has a field day with the X-rated stuff the rampant Manchester Arena not withstanding! "Get off me you sleazy cow!", Lucy whimpers her wishes but they lack any proper venom and as Helen starts jumping up and down and adjusting her placement over the older brunette's jugs the screams are getting louder and louder and even Kear's Kats coach Gail Kim looks worried, "Make sure she's got some jugs left, Helen!", "Who f#### cares!", Flanagan is livid with all the praise Lucy received based on her topless photoshoots and wants to punish the model for the ages before the security crew interrupts her antics in fear of Pinder choking into serious trouble. The old fashioned smother would have been best advised but it's obvious Helen wanted to hurt Lucy rather than simply humiliate her and the JMD Main Event concludes with Flanagan getting thrown out of the arena much to the crowd's dismay who give Pinder no credit at all for all her troubles on the night and jeer her out of the ring several minutes later when the ring doctor finally allows her to be removed on a stretcher no less. What a disaster for the PageThrees!
Final result: Helen Flanagan def. Lucy Pinder KO3.
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