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27 February 2015 Jaime Pressly vs Nicole Scherzinger

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on February 27, 2015, 8:48 am

JAIME PRESSLY VS NICOLE SCHERZINGER
(Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!)

BEFORE: Some experts believe Jaime Pressly should be enjoying her well-earned retirement but the blonde actress refuses to leave SSB on other people's terms having lost her last three fights and not tasting victory since June 2011 when she knocked out an otherwise impressive Sarah Carter. Her stubborn attitude has caught Nicole Scherzinger's attention, the Hawaiian born singer still hasn't come to terms with being called the worst flyweight of 2014 by Tractorpull Magazine and just days after knocking out Sienna Miller she enters the ring again on what promises to be a very busy 2015 schedule!

The fight doesn't have a betting favorite, Pressly has the experience and past glory on her side while Scherzinger was more active in recent months and is willing to do everything she can to make sure Tractorpull selects another name for their Razzie Awards next year!

Jaime Pressly wears an all white bikini, black boots & gloves. Shoulder lenght blonde hair straight with bangs. Nicole Scherzinger wears a red bikini top, black knickers & boots and red gloves. Raven-black hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Jaime's lack of recent activity is clearly seen in the opening round as Nicole charges at her and makes early connections looping overhands on both cheeks and snapping the blonde's head back to assume undisputed control and force Pressly into desperate circles well before the minute mark. The game plan was easy to predict for the exotic singer who buries her rival under a barrage of leather and even though the precision isn't quite there to put Jaime into real trouble, the shutout is complete as the actress just can't settle into any kind of rhythm and has to avoid all the punches thrown at her and clipping Nicole's chest a couple of times is nowhere near good enough to stop the Hawaiian rout whatsoever. In fact the singer is clearly annoyed she didn't make more of that Pressly's cumbersome showing as both women glare at each other with utmost disdain after the bell.

Round 2:
Scherzinger rushes in with another feisty approach but BOOYAH... she walks into Jaime's overhand that nails her on the nose and wobbles to the side on the spot as the blonde lands that maiden power punch of the night and jumps into a jabbing frenzy thereafter just belting away at the brunette and pushing her into the ropes down the stretch. Nicole tries to shrug that haymaker off with some brawling in close range but gets trapped and has to revert into clinching herself out of trouble as Pressly slips down low and hammers away at the midsection to keep her rival gasping for air and struggling to tame those efforts. The experience comes to the fore as Jaime prevents Nicole from breaking the close range tussle and digs more shots on the navel to increase the moaning volume and adds a couple of crisp hooks between the arms to sink the brunette even lower on her knees in the dying seconds as most of the round has Scherzinger getting pummelled along the ropes and losing all the early advantage to have the actress swinging her glove right into her face after the bell.

Round 3:
The fight takes a turn for worse as both women clatter into each other in the middle of the ring and Nicole plain clinches the blonde to prevent another beating along the ropes. The man in charge has to seperate them several times as neither displays much boxing skills reverting into cheap shots around the waist line to render the action into stalemate. After a while both hellcats decide just to circle back and seek another fresh start but not before the bell halts the wrestling & shoving antics that understandably meets zero support from the crowd. Kat Dennings wrestling in the mud on a cruise ship would be more effective than this joint!

Round 4:
It's a fresh start in the fourth but Nicole beats the blonde for the crucial opening overhand and as both women drive a right hand on the face it's Pressly's head snapping back and triggering instant follow up from the singer. Nicole wades in on the wobbly butt opponent as Jaime struggles to find her feet & guard and gets slapped across both cheeks to fall onto the ropes and unable to escape more vicious leather. Scherzinger leans on her thereafter and keeps working the high tempo assault; she buries the actress with some accurate shots to the midriff and has Pressly moaning and wincing before she can finally lock that precious clinch and force the ref into action. However she fails to escape the ropes and gets whipped against the turnbuckle in the dying seconds as Nicole underlines her dominance by whooping more punches on the tummy and sink Jaime cold spitting out her mouthguard in pure drustration.

Round 5:
Both women give each other no quarter again and charge in exceptional aggressive style which wasn't perhaps expected before the fight and the opening tangle seals the fate of the entire round as it's Jaime's turn to rock the brunette's head and add a set of lumps to Nicole's cheeks after a feisty dust up that leaves the singer trembling. Pressly comes out on top and wrenches Scherzinger on the ropes thereafter and seeks the midsection destruction thumping quick & crisp jabs on target as the brunette struggles to embrace the onslaught and bellows out into a moaning misery with Jaime keeping her tight and gut-checked for remainder of the round that pulls the fight dead even at half-distance. However Nicole hugs her ribcage in visible pain as she walks back to her stool and Jaime wins the staredown battle to indicate the four year victory wait may well be over tonight! All square at 48 each through five.

Round 6:
Jaime tries to gut-check Nicole again but the dancer legs enable the brunette to step away and for the first time tonight there's no initial tangle to set up some actio; Pressly has to chase her foe down but doesn't have the agility required and looks annoyed at the minute mark as Scherzinger leans back on the ropes Muhammad Ali-style and teases the blonde into more frontal attacks. Jaime takes the bite and jumps in but basically wrenches herself against a blistering uppercut as the Hawaiian girl leaps forward moments earlier and beats the blonde's wide swing... A loud pop creams Pressly's chin into instant withdrawal and Scherzinger adds a looping left hook on the ear to SEND HER CRASHING FLAT ON HER BACK... Claire Holt would be proud of that shot that dumps the blonde actress like a sack of potatoes and almost broke her jaw in the proccess... Nicole can't quite believe she landed that and hops around the fallen prey before ref drags her back to neutral corner... Jaime rolls herself on all fours half way through a slowish count and rises back to her feet at eight, she nods back to the man in charge but looks utterly rocked by that combo and fizzles out onto the ropes thereafter as Nicole digs more leather around the elbows happy enough to destroy the blonde's confidence and remove more air from her lungs as the aches are getting desperate for Pressly who's in no shape to fight back until the bell saves her from a looming disaster.

Round 7:
Pressly remains under the cosh big time and just tries to circle her way out of trouble but the brunette's dancing skills come in handy and Scherzinger peppers her guard aside from mid-distance before closing right in and resuming the midsection harrassement to dump Jaime butt-in-ropes and soaking up more damage. The earmuff cover proves largely wasteful as Nicole ravages the liver area and ribacge to leak air & resistance from the blonde veteran; what a turn around given the ultra close nature of the opening half of the bout but there's enough sympathy from the brunette to spare her foe a broken jaw even if some cracked ribs would emerge from the pillar-to-post beating of Pressly's midriff, Nicole in total command now and the blonde is left gut crippled as she ponders quitting the fight as she has nothing left in the tank.

Round 8:
Jaime's on rubber legs and eating punches like Skittles in the opening minute; Nicole dumps her butt-in-ropes like it's a sparring session back in the gym and a couple of looping hooks bounce off the nose again to slump the blonde's chin with eyes closed... Nicole still fancies some broken ribs though and hammers away around the elbows to render the actress immobile, bumps off her rack and drives in another uppercut on the jaw that makes Pressly cry out in agony and she wobbles to the side and almost turns her back to the brunette... another hook on the ribcage sinks the aching blonde and she just shrugs her head straight into the referee's eyes to indicate she won't survive another beating like this any second longer... REF SHOWS MERCY and hauls the singer off her prey... a whooping TKO8 Nicole Scherzinger!!!

AFTER: Nicole's getting vocal in the middle of the ring as she yells out at the battered blonde who slumps onto her knees and bends her head against the canvas... it's another fine performance from the worst flyweight of the past twelve months but few pundits will question Jaime's decision to stick around even against the much maligned former Pussycat Dolls leader. Well, Jaime was handed the ragdoll treatment ever since the sixth round where she was nailed on the chin and never recovered... shades of Nicole's own disaster versus Eva Mendes last spring but she won't mind being reminded of her LCA Beta status tonight and rages on about the Razzie Award which released the pressure of in house pecking order: "That's right! Eva does her own schedule and I do mine! You're gonna enjoy my extremely busy 2015 schedule as Valmore basically called for my retirement with that damn award! Not so fast, blondie! I'll show her and all the naysayers that there is a life after Front Street... If Markle, Miller and Pressly weren't good enough for ya, then it's not my problem... yet!"

Final result: Nicole Scherzinger def. Jaime Pressly TKO8.