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27 February 2015 Kate Upton vs Jeri Ryan

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on February 27, 2015, 9:16 am

Kate Upton (5'10”, 23yo v Jeri Ryan (5'8”, 46yo)
(result: Lookout/words: simgrrl)

Before: Upton's ranked #12 at welter despite a decidedly lackluster 8-8 record. One reason? All eight wins DID come by KO! Ryan, currently slotted #26 among lightweights (as yet unranked at welter) has a much longer resume with a career 70-53 record. Included in her 70 wins are 55 KO's, nearly 79%. Ryan's biggest disadvantage, more than Upton's height/weight is Jeri just turned 47 y/o on Feb 22! Giving away 23+ years is one way to ensure defeat - but Ryan will at least have a puncher's chance against Upton who, so far, has just as adept at being hit as hitting someone else.

Ryan, a nine time FCBA lightweight champ, has been carefully picking her spots and it's paid off. In the last four years, Jeri's only fought seven times but she has a 6-1 record; winning her last four by KO! Jeri's always packed a wallop in her right hand and she has other assets too (see any her photo spreads!)
Early this year, Ryan had to dissolve her stable (JKO) and she signed with the stable of long-time rivals Charlize Theron and Cat Bell - Ginny's Academy. Ryan brought talented blond lightweight Blake Lively with her and some pundits speculate it was the young and talented Lively who made the deal attractive to Ginny who, by adding Lively, doubled the number of good young lightweights in the stable.

Ginny hasn't revealed her plans for Ryan, other than to say “she'll continue to train Lively for the time being” but she made it clear (we're told off the record) that Jeri - when she fights at all - will compete primarily at welter alongside Theron and Bell - both of whom Jeri has had major issues with in the past. Fans and the media will closely watch to see if three egos can coexist peacefully or if fireworks will erupt inside the normally placid “Academy” dormitory.

Kate Upton is a 'work in progress' and, like many young fighters, her record reflects the ups and downs of a big girl still adjusting to a changing body. Upton had been competing at lightweight, but many felt she'd be forced to make the move to welter sooner or later. She's struggled to keep her weight under the 130 pound lightweight max. This fight will be at welter, which has to favor the younger, bigger, heavier, Upton over the older, smaller, lighter, Ryan. Predictions are all over the map, however, with several predicting a KO1 by Ryan; others a mid-fight stoppage by Upton. Pretty much everyone agrees, however, it's not going the limit and, the longer it goes, the better it is for Upton!

Neither woman can fairly be called a “hard body” though Upton probably comes closer than Ryan who finds it harder and harder to keep the weight off as she ages. Still, her job as a trainer keeps her fit and she's stayed active in the ring, fighting often enough that Upton has to be careful or she'll end up like many of Ryan's other victims...tits up wondering about the license number of the truck that hit her.
In the ring, Ryan looks nervously out at the crowd, possibly because it's her first fight under the Academy banner and she wants to make a good 'first impression'...or perhaps it's seeing Kelly Brook and Ali Landry sitting together at ringside openly supporting Upton against their former stable owner. Jeri must know Kelly's wearing the same red silk blouse and white skirt she wore in October 2013 when she jumped into the ring to help Upton jugg out Ali Landry after their fight. Is Kelly going to join Upton again, this time “putting it to” Jeri? Is Landry having similar thoughts? Why are the two “mortal enemies” sitting together. Is there more at work here? Inquiring minds want to know.

All three women were in Jeri's Knockouts and when Ryan dissolved the stable and there were harsh words and hard feelings on the part of some members who felt Ryan hadn't done enough to keep the stable going. Landry was one of the most vocal and it hasn't gone unremarked upon that she and Brook are two JKO members who have yet to find a home!
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Ryan in a heart-pounding black lace underwire bra with a twist-tie between the cups and black lace panties twist tied at the hips; black gloves and shoes complete an ensemble as dark as her mood which is lightened only by her golden blond hair worn straight in a loose, kinky, messy, tangle. Upton eyeing Jeri's get-up, smiling, glancing to Landry and Brook sitting together ringside. They appear to have put aside their feelings toward each other in favor of radiating all their hatred at Ms. Ryan. Kate sending an obvious message to a woman old enough to be her mother; flaunting her covergirl body in a soft ivory white, satin-finish bikini top and matching thong bottom with white gloves and shoes; her sunny blonde hair worn in loose curls mirroring Jeri's.
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During R1: Ryan surges early; venting her pent-up emotion on Upton in the opening two minutes; jiggling across the ring to rip into the nubile young blond covergirl with both hands, lefts to the body, rights to the body and combinations to the body. Kate cramping up early under the body barrage - Ryan targeting a body she once was quoted as saying was “soft” - sending a message to her young opponent. Midway, things get better for Upton, who at first looked intimidated by the blond legend facing her. But once she settled down, Upton unpacked the left hand that's ended the night of several women and let Jeri Ryan feel the power. Upton coming on in the final minute, unable to make up enough ground and Ryan struts back to her corner with a lead after one round.

R2: Upton surges early. Round almost a mirror image of the first with Upton out quickly, building on the momentum she built at the end of the first round. Halfway thru the round it's been all Upton and Jeri's upper body is starting to show a healthy pink glow, testament to Kate's rough treatment of Ryan's iconic bosom. In the final minute, however, Jeri comes to life and dishes out some 'jugg muggerage' of her own. At the bell, both women are toe-to-toe, trading left hooks and right crosses to the “upper chest” while ignoring their opponent's unprotected face. This is a body vs. body contest with both women accepting the unspoken challenge... “my body can beat yours.” Round ends with Kate barely hanging onto her early lead to even the count at a round apiece after two.

R3: Upton surges early. Kate jumps Jeri before she's halfway across the ring and bludgeons her back into her corner. Ryan, butt stuffed up against the turnbuckles, fighting at a disadvantage for more than a minute before she struggles free and gets room to wind up and punch. And when she has room, Jeri Ryan can be a punching machine! Upton rocked by a Ryan right to the bra, then shaken by a left hand to the same general area. Upton retreating in near-panic as Ryan surges behind windmilling fists; shoe-shining Kate's heavyweight assets as she puts the leather to her “ladies.” By the end of the round, Upton is teary eyed, red faced, and breathless after nearly two minutes of abuse to her “assets” by old timer Ryan. Jeri's own chest still glowing, but it's also heaving as she pants back to her corner after giving Kate Upton a lesson in JMD. Ryan leads 2-1 after three.

R4: More of the same. No early surge for Upton this time, it's all Jeri Ryan bell-to-bell. Jeri going right back to Kate's rack, driving straight punches in with either hand, with little thought to her own defense. Likewise, Upton forgets about protecting her head - it's all about the puppies. At times, Upton leans back into the ropes, her arms criss-cross over her bosom, her head exposed and available, but Ryan just leans in and attacks rack with mean-spirited determination to break her young opponent's will. Every so often, Jeri will hammer Kate's paunch, but only as a tactic to get her to lower her hands and expose her bosom. Otherwise, it's fist on boob violence of the most basic nature...one blond on another. About the only offense from Upton of any consequence are two or three uppercuts up under Ryan's “ledge” one so powerful it almost ejects Jeri's jugg from it's cup. At least it was enough to slow Jeri's attack long enough for her to tug her top with both hands to get everything back where it belongs. Scorecards reflect Ryan's dominance this round as she shuts out Kate and waltzes off to a 3-1 lead.

R5: Upton surges early. A determined Upton stomps angrily out of her corner after cold packs applied to her angry red breasts eased her suffering somewhat. She was met by a now confident Jeri Ryan who intended to make this her last round for the evening. Ryan opened the action with a hard right that stopped Upton in her tracks, followed with a whipcrack left hook that just missed putting Upton down for sure. As Jeri reset, Kate landed a straight right and a short left, both of which connected. Ryan took a step back to regain her balance, then leaned in behind a left jab to Upton's mouth. Jeri was rocked by a right uppercut under her left elbow that pancaked her bikini cup, then she was staggered by a left in under her rightside ribs. Wincing in pain, Ryan's knees buckled from another right by Kate who suddenly had taken control of the round! Upton lunged and drove her forearm into Ryan's chest, standing her up and driving her back to the ropes where she put her head on Jeri's chest and pounded away to the aging star's body with both fists. Ryan wrapped her arms around Upton's shoulders, trying to restrain her arms as the rangy youngster pumped her fists with piston-like ferocity; her leather gloves slamming into Ryan's abs, making thudding and thumping sounds with each impact. Ryan, eyes squeezed tight shut, hands gripping Upton's biceps, legs shaking, soaked up a terrific beating for the entire final minute of the round. When the bell sounded, the referee stepped in and as Kate backed away, everyone leaned forward expecting Ryan to collapse. Instead, she just swayed against the ropes with her eyes closed...tears and sweat mingling as they ran down her cheeks and dribbled off the point of her chin to disappear into the bright red valley of her battered breasts. Upton was back in the fight!

R6: Ryan Rallies. Upton out to build on her momentum shift and she buries her right fist deep in Ryan's rack! A gasp of pain by the older blond puts a smirk on Kate's kisser as she loads up, then drives a whip cracking left hook to Jeri's juggs. Ryan reeling in jugg pain as Kate pursues her to the ropes and piles on! First minute all Kate Upton as she batters Ryan from corner to corner. Middle minute, however, sees the gritty Ryan rallying behind her big right hand. Jeri starts with the uppercut when cocky Kate gets too close and Jeri comes up from her right hip, catching all of Upton's sturdy chin. Head snap! Knee bend. Butt in ropes. Now it's age and experience putting it to youth and enthusiasm. Jeri rips into Upton's upperworks, pounding puppy with a vigor we haven't seen from the aging alien in years. Ryan going after Kate's cups, lashing them left and right while the shell-shocked blond sags on the ropes in jugg-shocked agony. Down the stretch Ryan going for the finish like a thoroughbred, reaching back ten (or more) years for a little added oomph on her punches. Upton, looking ready to check out, pulls a rabbit out of her hat, returning fire with an uppercut straight from Jeri's playbook! Ryan rocked back on her heels, hands dropping, eyes glazed. Upton draws back her right hand to her shoulder, pauses, then shakes her head 'no' and instead shoe-shines Jeri's flushed and ruddy rack with a flurry of "Just because I can" lefts, rights, and backhands. At the bell, Ryan left holding her "goodies" in both hands, her face nearly as red as her bosom as the referee drags Kate back to her corner, leaving Jeri to meander aimlessly around looking for a place to park her well-kicked behind. Upton's late rally more than made up for Ryan's mid-round rally to give the round to Upton by the narrowest of margins to draw even after six pulchritudinous periods.

R7: Both battered beauties still on their stools at the bell; Ryan getting a helping hand on her butt to rise, Upton lifted by both elbows by her trainer and cut woman. Despite their apparent reluctance, both stalk resolutely across the ring to renew their battle with grim determination on their faces. Ryan pumping her jab in Upton's face while Kate lowers her sights and lashes abuse from both hands back and forth across Jeri's juggs. After a minute of jabbing, Jeri's drawn blood from Upton's cute little nose and Kate has nearly unseated Jeri's left breast from it's carriage. Yet neither is willing to take a step back. Second minute sees a subtle shift in tactics. Ryan finally gives up on popping Kate in the face and goes jugg with a vengeance, pounding her fists straight forward to pancake Upton's puppies like Kate hasn't felt in … well, maybe since forever! But now that Upton has forced Jeri to drop her hands, she comes around with a windmill right hand flush on the side of Jeri's jawline. Jeri's knees buckle and she tilts forward, hands groping for Kate's support. Left hook to the belly, doubles Ryan up, then a hard right to the leftside kidney's guts the gritty blond. Upton leans into a right cross that catches ALL of Jeri Ryan's jaw and sends the aging actress pinwheeling to the canvas on her right side.
Referee jumps in and pushes Kate toward a neutral corner, then picks up the count. Jeri Ryan struggles to all fours, wobbly, her eyes unfocused. She looks up, then around as if unsure where she is, then tries to rise. She gets one foot under her, but her arms refuse to respond when she calls on them to push her upright. She gets into a half crouch, then tumbles facefirst back to the canvas, her legs splayed out behind her as the count drones on to TEN…and could have gone further, although it would be meaningless as Kate Upton has a KO7.

After: Ringside, Kelly Brook and Ali Landry do something most fans never expected, let alone even considered. They turn, hug, kiss, then turn hand in hand and climb the stairs to Upton's corner where Kate is having her gloves cut away. Across the ring, Janet Jones and Elizabeth Olsen are helping Jeri up and to her stool. By the time they have her seated and begin the smelling salts, Upton, Brook and Landry arrive. Brook telling Jones, "I'll take it from here, you and the midget get lost before you get hurt." Jones spins and gets in Brook's face but Olsen looks around for an exit. Just then, Natalya Ragozina, The Academy's head trainer and Ginny's right hand, appears on the ring apron. Olsen edges close to her, ready to do whatever she must. Then, in a stunning turn of events, Ragozina tells Jones, "Come on Janet, this is between them. You don't belong in there." Reluctantly, Jones withdraws, joining Ragozina at ringside. Olsen - remembered a previous appointment - keeps going up the aisle toward the dressing rooms. On the way, Olsen passes Cat Bell who's heading ringside wearing a big grin.

Upton smirks as she grabs a fistful of Ryan's sweaty, disheveled hair and hauls her up onto rubbery legs. “C'mon old timer,” she cackles, “walk with me.” Sliding her right arm around Jeri's waist, Kate pulls her snug to her hip, Ryan's head lolls loosely as Kate urges her to take a step.

“Nuhhh, nuhhhh,” Jeri mumbles in protest, slowly shaking her head 'no' though she's ignored and again tugged and nudged forward. Kate on Jeri's right slaps down Ryan's hand when she tries to push her off. Kelly Brook quickly steps to Jeri's right and mirrors Upton, putting her left arm around Jeri's waist and grabbing her right wrist, levering her arm down to her side. Ali Landry stalks behind, head on a swivel, watching out for trouble. She spies Cat Bell approaching, but Cat quickly raises her hands in a “no problem here” gesture. Still, Landry keeps her in her sights out of the corner of her eye as she trails the trio at a short distance.

Kate and Kelly pull Jeri up to the ropes right in front of the section where several of Jeri's Knockouts alumna, hangers-on and fans are seated; watching with eager anticipation to see what happens next. Brittany Daniel (HMK) is sitting with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scarlett Johansson and they all lean forward eagerly; heaving bosoms bearing mute testimony to their excitement. Lacey Chabert is nowhere to be seen...perhaps she's otherwise engaged?

As Upton/Brook hold Ryan firmly trapped between them, Ali Landry snuggles up against Jeri's butt, wraps her arms around Jeri's shoulders and cups the former stable owner's bulging cups. “Whaddya think,” Ali asks the anxious crowd. “Should I or shouldn't I?” She curls her fingers over the top of Jeri's cups and gives them a teasing pull, working them low enough to show the pink of her areolas.

“STRIP HER! STRIP HER! STRIP HER!” The women in the front row start a chant that's quickly picked up by the rest of the jaded fans and soon the arena is rocking to the beat.

Ali fumbles at Ryan's back, then Kate and Kelly each grab a cup of Jeri's bra and whisssssk it down around her waist, baring her heavyweight hooters. Both pale orbs are bright red from Kate's abuse of them during the fight and Jeri can't help wincing a little as they bounce and jiggle free of their restraining support. Kate and Kelly run their hands over them, pinching, squeezing, lifting and dropping each one several times, making Ryan squirm. Upton steps away, Landry quickly taking her place at Ryan's side, she and Kelly easily restraining the still-groggy blond.

Kate pulls down her own top, exposing her own bigger, firmer, and less ruddy, rack. Standing side-by-side with Ryan, Kate invites the fans to vote with their applause, “Who's rack reigns supreme?” Kelly puts her hand over Ryan's head and loud applause resounds from that side of the ring. Then Ali puts her hand over Kate's head and thunderous applause explodes. Ali raises Kate's hand in the air, calling her the winner. Then they move to the next side of the ring...

...where Jennifer Garner, Catherine-Zeta Jones, and Debbe Dunning are seated in the front row. They repeat the vote, this time with Brook and Landry lifting Jeri's soft, sagging, breasts while Kate does the honors with her own perky young puppies. Perhaps it's because Kelly and Ali are squeezing her breasts that puts the look of anguish on Ryan's face, but maybe it's the overwhelming verdict of the fans - led by Garner, Jones and Dunning who stand and urge them to make noise when Ali holds her hand over Kate, but the camera catches the tears welling up in Jeri's eyes.

On to the third side, this time where Front Street's quartet of Gena Lee Nolin, Ke$ha, Brooklyn Decker, and Kat Dennings are prominent in the expensive seats at ringside. Showing no mercy, the women, urged on by a leering Nolin, face the crowd and encourage them to vote for Upton...which an overwhelming majority of them do loudly. Virginia Madsen, in the second row, leans over and says to Nolin, having to raise her voice to be heard, “Is it just me, or is Jeri's face just as red as her boobs?”

“Redder!” Gena Lee laughs, “and it couldn't happen to a more deserving b###h.”

By this time, the voting for the “top ranked rack” award is a foregone conclusion, so Kelly Brook declares it “no contest” and she and Ali back Jeri up against the fourth turnbuckle, wrapping her arms over the top ropes and holding her in place with both hands as Kate snuggles up and lifts her breasts up to cover the red-faced Ryan's nose and mouth. As she wraps Jeri's head in her arms and pulls it into her bosom, Upton closes her eyes and leans her head back, sighing happily as she feels Ryan's resistance.

“That's it honey,” Kate purrs. “Fight it...make it last a long, long, time. I know you must love it in there, all wet, warm, and welcoming. I bet you could spend the rest of your life in there...and you might if I forget to let you have a breath every so often.”

Kelly Brook taps Kate on the shoulder and nods to a brunette at ringside. Cat Bell looks up at her nervously and hitches up her skirt as if she's about to join them in the ring...or make a run for the exit if things turn against her. But Kate shakes her head and tells Kelly, “Screw her. She wants a piece of Ryan she's gonna have to earn it.”

Ali taps Kate on the shoulder and whispers in her ear. Kate shakes her head again. “Same for you. You want Ryan's face in your rack, lace on some gloves and put it there yourself. I didn't come here to do your work for you,” she said, then looks down when she feels Ryan's limp body sliding down her tummy toward her thighs. “Hey! You two, hold her up a while longer!”

“Screw you,” Brook snarls, raising her arms and letting Ryan drop.

“Yeah, what she said!” Landry barks, stepping away from Upton and Ryan. “That's the thanks we get for helping you train for this, ungrateful bytch!”

The two 'sidekicks' exited the ring, flashing some thigh as they clambered thru the ropes. As they clomped down the steps in their high heels, Kate struggled to get Jeri back up on her feet. Then she heard a loud roar from the crowd and looking over her shoulder, saw Cat Bell entering the ring from Ryan's corner. 'Oh crap,' she thought and dropped Ryan. She quickly left the ring, scurrying up the aisle toward the safety of her locker room.

Cat stopped and looked down at Ryan, thinking about her next move. Just then she heard a loud whistle from the seats at ringside. Natalya Ragozina, former undefeated world heavyweight champion - and the Academy's head trainer - was wagging her finger “no, no” at Cat, then crooked her finger and called her back to her seat. After looking down at Ryan's defenseless body, Cat looked back at Natalya and saw the anger etched on her face. Sighing, Cat turned and went back down to her seat, to be met with an unintelligible flurry of angry Russian.

Janet Jones returned with a couple of security people who covered Jeri with a robe and helped her out of the ring and back to her dressing room; leaving all four women - Bell, Upton, Brook and Landry - dissatisfied with the outcome of the post-fight “celebration.”