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27 February 2015 Title Ch Odette Yustman vs Miranda Kerr

Page history last edited by Vassago 9 years ago

 

OFFICIAL SSB PPV

 

"QUEEN OF THE ICE HOTEL" TITLE BOUT

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on February 27, 2015, 9:26 am

 

(ICE HOTEL TITLE) ODETTE YUSTMAN VS MIRANDA KERR

Lioness Club of America vs Downunder Boxing
(Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!)


BEFORE: "This is truly disrespectful!", the reigning Ice Hotel Queen Odette Yustman (or Annable as careful Banshee viewers should notice) is seen visibly annoyed by the challenger to the crown being late for the party as she stomps her foot and can't sit quiet on the Ice Throne towering over the ring. After Rachel Nichols was brutally forced out last time around the new Queen and her Lioness Club of America entourage have made some changes to the scene and the special light set now only paves the way for Odette's entrance while the challenger is required to make her way through the snow banks on the opposite side of the hall. "I'm pretty sure she lost her way through all this snow especially half of the East coast is now buried underneath it!", Odette thinks she might get away with a forfeit until the Ice Hotel doors are finally being opened and damn, even the otherwise delightful brunette is left speechless upon the challenger's entrance.

It took Annable and her crew quite a while to figure out who should be a worthy candidate for the crown and while Adriana Lima has gone all body saddling vs Charlize Theron and Bar Rafaeli has hit the beach again the hammer fell down on a SSB newcomer - and probably the best fighter around the world never to grace the American soil before - current BBU bantam & lightweight champion, current ACB bantamweight champion and former multiple AWUBA champion - the list goes on and on and would make Theron and Amanda Righetti jealous to some extent - the one and only ex-Mrs. Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr.

The Aussie contingent thrives on Yvonne Strahovski these days but when even Phoebe Tonkin has made it this far, leaving Kerr on the outside seems like the biggest no-show since Fedor couldn't get pass the UFC exclusive contract assignements. But the wait is over and Kerr gets her chance to sport the all too familiar Victoria's Secret angel wings, painted black this time, paired with a pink bikini and silver gloves & boot set. Yeah, even Odette has to make way and she almost stumbles out of her throne as she's aware that Miranda pretty much steals the lingerie contest, "You came! But hey, you're gonna leave those wings as my battle trophy and will be crawling out of here once I'm done with you!", Odette tries to trash talk the Aussie supermodel who only flaps the wings as she turns around in the dark and goes easily past all the snow banks and climbs into the ring where she has her wings finally removed courtesy of the referee himself. Such favor for the challenger? Odette's right up there moments later and clearly annoyed that Miranda doesn't seem to trash talk her much which indicate the nerves of steel but after all, the Aussie blonde has been there and done that everywhere else around the world and comes as one of the best prepared rookies the SSB has ever seen if not THE best!

Odette Yustman wears a black basque top, matching knickers, red boots and gloves. Black hair straight curled at the bottom. Miranda Kerr wears a pink bikini as mentioned before, silver gloves & boots. Dark blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division for the Ice Hotel Queen title.

Round 1:
More changes from the LCA since taking over the Hotel have left the canvas soaked with water before the fight and the otherwise freezing temperatures now result in a slippery surface which gives instant advantage to the reigning champion and her world class bendiness. Kerr tries to jump in but slips already and falls into a hooking barrage on the boobs as Odette wades in full of confidence having trained on this extra prepared surface for several days beforehand. A statement making assault from the brunette dumps Miranda into deep cover against her usual stance and allows the champ to thump her back to the ropes easily where Odette drills the breadbasket before clipping the rack in a smooth switch. Miranda still tries to plant her feet firmly on the canvas but can only bend one way or other in desperate avoidance as Annable completes the shutout in impressive fashion.

Round 2:
Kerr remains uneasy with the slippery surface and loses another opening exchange, this time gets laced over the top as Yustman displays versatile approach but sticks to close range assault to rock the model back & forth throughout the opening minute. Miranda with a weak overhand response that only grazes the brunette's cheeks, on the other hand Odette slips low for more tummy assault in the second minute and thumps the blonde back to the ropes down the stretch as the ammount of leather proves too much for Kerr given her lack of feet stability. Odette works on the ribcage having trapped the challenger butt-in-ropes and it does seem like the ACB & BBU powerhouse wasn't exactly ready for this kind of resistance as she end the second consecutive round in deep earmuff cover with Odette punishing her ab muscles and running away with the fight Asylum-style.

Round 3:
Miranda slips & slides again but finds a hook between the high guard as Odette showed a careless approach and took her time in placing her attack for once. Kerr got there quicker and adds another hook on the jaw that snaps the brunette's head back before rushing onto the cleavage and enforcing some close range brawlingn herself. Odette bends her way out of the initial effort but almost slips herself and eats a wrenching left hook under the elbow which staggers her a bit and allows the model to send an uppercut series on the rack that sends the champ reeling onto tyhe ropes with a mild groan. Kerr jumps in for immediate follow up but gets clinched and Yustman shows enough strenght to block further action and shoves the Aussie against the turnbuckle in the dying seconds to run the clock down.

Round 4:
Miranda slides in and bumps into Odette's rack with a quick uppercut before striking over the top and getting the better of the famous bendy brunette for a change; Yustman slips again to wobble into the path of a clubbing hook on the nose which snaps her head back and enables Kerr to add more uppercuts from close range that dismantle the guard and send the reigning queen sideways with a loud whimper. Odette tries to regain her stance but gets outworked in close range and Kerr leans on her and presses with more sharp jabs on the body to shut the bendiness off and force Yustman in a clinching effort that gets bumped off too and has the actress backing into the ropes in wake of a high assault. Kerr has definitely found her rhythm after the early struggles and ups the tempo of her attacks to keep Odette weaving on the ropes but still eating single punches on both cheeks and looking second best in the heated exchange that shows glimpses of exactly why Kerr is so highly touted outside the States. Another late clinch finally earns Annable the much needed respite the Aussie gives her a really long stare after the bell for the first time tonight.

Round 5:
Odette glares the the famous VS wings Miranda left sitting on one of the snow banks and realizes she can't let them fly high in the air tonight at her expense and mounts her most feisty charge yet, sliding around the canvas like she's won Roland Garros five times running; she finally beats the model for an overhand approach again and snaps her head back with a drilling combo that removes Miranda's firm stance to allow the champ make further inroads with more batting jabs crashing off her face and pushing her onto the ropes come the minute mark. Kerr tries to respond over the top but opens up just a little bit too invitingly and Yustman beats her for a crushing uppercut on the jaw that leaves the blonde screaming in a sudden disarray before a hooking follow up nails her on the temple and takes the legs from beneath her... KERR IS DOWN... the proud lingerie model just crashes to her bums and looks stunned by the whirlwind combo she was troubled with so rarely back in BBU... Annable twirls around and shakes her glove in delight: "I'm gonna burn your wings tonight!" before walking tall to her corner however Miranda's too stubborn and determined to just let the actress retain her crown like that... She takes her time in getting up but looks hardly bothered by the knockdown at seven and adjusts her hair in composed manner indicating nothing serious happened just moments ago... this only fuels Odette's will to get the job done and she slides in on Kerr's midriff to earn another superior position and bats away to glory keeping the otherwise calm but yelping model under heavy leather for remainder of the round. Odette thumps Miranda's ribs into bruises but even though the moaning volume increases right in the dying seconds, the Aussie withstands the barrage and only stumbles back to the side after the bell and still stares at Odette with enough venom in her eyes to further annoy the reigning queen.

Round 6:
Miranda may be looking ultra cool but her actions in the six indicate she was thrown off her comfort zone by that knockdown as Odette bumps her off in the opening charge and dominates the close range brawling again to assume further control of the proceedings. Kerr in shallow & looping overhand counter that fails to crack the brunette's guard who in turn hassles around the elbows and seeks the midsection punishment herself. No immediate push for the put away haymaker from Annable who seems happy making the most out of Kerr's mediocre efforts and settles into a shutout display pumping continuous leather on the body and just making the Aussie look out of depth slipping and sliding into a vaning title challenge. In the final minute Odette still blasts a cross hooking combo on the jaw to send Kerr sideways and trapped on the turnbuckle but she runs out of time to really pound her out of the Ice Hotel and allthough the momentum seems to be clearly with the brunette, will she regret not going after a clearly wounded Miranda all guns blazing in this round?

Round 7:
Odette's clearly ahead on points now and seems really happy watching Miranda struggle to land anything solid anymore; it's back to some wayward slides and weak single punches that pose little bother to the bendy brigade and Yustman wades in response and harpoons the midsection again to outwork the sluggish model to the point she can send clean shots on the cheeks and dismantle the guard reeling Kerr into the ropes where she blocks her with the left forearm and digs low on the navel to maintain a clear advantage. Miranda slips onto the turnbuckle and gurgles in her efforts to break free, locks a clinch just before the two minute mark wrapping herself around the brunette's left arm and dragging it low to wrench the elbow in unnatural position. Odette has to get out of there and screams out in anger as Kerr almost tried a standing armbar there for a brief second but just as the left arm still hangs low, Miranda whacks a right hand on the temple to close Yustman's eyes and wobble her forward; the champ clatters into the model's shoulder and Kerr wrestles her back towards the turnbuckle herself before drilling the solar plexus and suddenly making a comeback against the odds to pierce the arms and rock the boobs side to side... Odette sinks on her knees and can't push the Aussie away, she gets nailed by a vicious uppercut on the jaw to scream out in misery again and Miranda wrenches her across the mouth with a brutal one-two just before the bell... ODETTE SLIDES DOWN IN THE CORNER.... a flurry of late punches just makes her lose her balance and the queen is down and spitting verbal abuse at the model who might be quite bruised herself but refuses to give up the fight and even though the clock expires before the ref can even start the count it's all breaking loose during the interval as Annable suggests she just slipped only for the ref to indicate to her Kerr just about squashed her lips into some nice & quickly growing swelling!

Round 8:
Jennifer Carpenter almost wrecked Odette Yustman's last fight and now Miranda threatens to do that again as she slides in to follow up on the knockdown immediately after the opening bell and that's what the brunette failed to do herself; an epic flyweight-like tangle results in both women hammering away at each other but it's Yustman's head spinning around back & forth more often as Kerr breaks her resilience and works on the swollen lips to ensure she remains on top. Odette has to yield real estate but her bendiness ain't good enough anymore to avoid piercing jabs crashing off her liver area... Kerr in full swing, stands tall and pounds away like so often seen in BBU before, she just buries the actress under a barrage of leather and smacks her face to jelly, cuts her up well inside the last minute and pounds into a trap along the ropes where she gives her more punishment and sinks into a deep albeit fruitless cover... Annable trembles at the bell and needs few seconds to recover as Miranda places her hands on hips and glares down at her in superior fashion.

Round 9:
Odette can't quite believe she looks so banged up despite still leading on the cards; or does she still lead on the cards even? Miranda resumes the late flurry and forces the queen into another feisty dust up that springs both pretty heads back & forth as neither of the two thinks about a body brawling anymore, just make the loser pick her jaw off the ground style but Yustman withstands the opening minute assault much better this time and slips into a bendy stance afterwards, makes the blonde miss a few jabs and lose her balance for the first time in a while sending in a vicious counter on the fly and blasting a left/right combo on the jaw that shuts Kerr's eyes and rocks her to the side and almost going down bar a desperate flapping of the arms... Annable comes crashing down and whips Miranda's locks around her neck again as she leans on her and thumps the cheeks into some nasty lumps to repay the favor from the previous round. Miranda reels on the back foot and struggles to break free or tame the onslaught and gets pounded back to the ropes late in the going as Odette prevents the home run finish and wrenches the exposed breadbasket amid painful shrieks from the Aussie to possibly put this fight out of the scorecards' reach!

Round 10:
Both girls are really used up here and the punishing nature of the previous two rounds have left a number of lumps on each face; however the determination to send the loser packing outweights the fitness issues and there's another flurry of jabs aimed high to start the last round. Miranda works the slightly higher tempo and lands more accurate and powerful punches but Odette stays in the exchage despite her lips starting to bleed in wake of all that assault. She ducks underneath to seek more close range success and harpoons the blonde's midriff after the minute mark which finally makes the Aussie lose her advantage and forces her to seek a low cover which is then shattered with a really committed series on the liver area. Odette can't quite find the hole there and runs out of gas first, she tries to clinch the model for remainder of the round and hold on to the scorecards but Kerr has other ideas and wrenches the left elbow again to drag Odette's head sinking into her chest... she bumps the brunette off and powers ahead with a crunching piledriver that Yustman has no time to prepare for anymore wobbling and sliding just a fraction too long.... AND THERE IT GOES... Miranda catches Odette on the jaw with a wicked right hand and makes the blood spill out from the busted up lips too... Argghhhhh.... Yustman's eyes bellow out inside her brain and the mouthguard comes shooting off and slides across the canvas and out of the ring even before the reigning queen hits the deck.... DOWN GOES YUSTMAN like a sack of potatoes, lands on her side with eyes closed and mumbles in disarray as Miranda stares down at her wiping sweat off her roughed up but victorious face... the count passes the motionless brunette by and do we have an upset or not? KO10 and the NEW Ice Hotel Queen... Miranda Kerr!!!

AFTER: Miranda prefers to look at the fallen brunette for a while and there are no signs of Odette getting anytime soon after that last shot! Ref watches on as well and applauds the model's outrageous takeover: "Damn! I thought you broke her jaw with that one!", "Maybe I did? Just ask Charlotte Church how mean I can be once someone annoys me! And Odette was way too annoying talking about Yvonne Strahovski all the time! Why nobody and I mean nobody talks about me?"

Well, people will talk about Miranda Kerr now as she pretty much made the most impressive SSB debut since Bridget Regan... she asks for the VS wings to be mounted behind her back and as Odette starts to regain her senses she lifts her head up to see Miranda placing her boot across her tummy and pose for a selfie that will soon go online and perhaps even makes the cover of the next BWO edition... "Yeah, stay down, honey! Stay down for just a while!", Miranda keeps her iPhone hot before finally heading up towards the Ice Hotel throne and leaving a totally demolished and demoralised opponent crawling herself out of the ring and out of the hotel.... the shady hallway now strikes back as Odette bumps herself off several of the snow banks before finally collapsing on her face unable to get up again...

Miranda's on the phone to Green & Gold Magazine and doesn't notice Odette's second demise for a while but finally orders her limo driver and bodyguards to "take the trash out and make sure she doesn't come back!". The she sits down on the Ice Throne carefully looking after her wings and plants her left leg over the right... the lights shine through the black wings and one can only wonder if this shot would be even better for a BWO cover? There's a new player in town and very much ready to stay around for a while!

Final result: Miranda Kerr def. Odette Yustman KO10.

 

 

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