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13 March 2015 Danielle Campbell vs Dove Cameron

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

"FIGHTING INGENUE PRESENTS"

 

Posted by Archer on March 13, 2015, 10:59 am

 


CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

“FIGHTING INGENUE PRESENTS”

(Pretty Little Punchers vs Unmanaged Boxer)

Results: Lookout; Writing: Archer

Before: Bout sponsored by “Fighting Ingénue: magazine “to help young fighters get more celebrity boxing fan attention.” (It doesn’t hurt that both fighters get to pose for photo shoots for that publications “Fresh Talent” section in very eye-catching fighting attire). The brunette Danielle (nicknamed “DC” and sporting one of her trademark DC comics tops) is more than happy to talk to the press.

“I know am just beginning and I have just had that one fight where I lost to that British girl Roxy Pallett. She had way more experience than me and it showed. I think I will have a much better chance against Dove. She’s 1-2, of course, so I am still the underdog, but I am fighting underdog and I’m going to take a bite out Dove Cameron—that’s a joke Dove, I don’t really bite. (She adds with an impish smile). “I am really excited about this fight and can’t wait for it to start.”

Dove coolly takes the podium and smiles condescendingly over at Danielle: “I hope you fight better than you make jokes, Danielle or it’s going to be a very short fight. I realize some inexperienced persons may not be impressed with my record, but once I got my first win (over Samia Ghadie, so you see British veterans CAN be beaten, Dani—-you just have to be good enough to do it)—well, that has made all the difference. I am ready to fight may way into contention. I don’t say I’ll be a Top 10 flyweight this year, but I’ll be rising and Danielle will be one more stepping stone on my path. So I am looking forward to this fight and bringing my record to 2-2.”

Danielle keeps a frozen smile on her face during Dove’s verbal jabbing, but her eyes are dark and burning. Good thing “The Originals” actress really isn’t a witch of the star of Disney Channel’s “Liv and Maddy” might find herself turned into a toad.

Much hoopla at the actually fight as Danielle and Dove are brought to the bring amid fireworks and showers of confetti. Both seem awed by all this, but “Fighting Ingenue” does seem to know how to put on a show. Danielle appears in a bright pink bikini with matching gloves and boots, hair in a battle braid with a pink ribbon worked into it. Dove has selected a light purple bikini with dark purple trim, dark purple gloves and boots complete the look. Dove’s blonde hair is hanging loose. Both young fighters hopping in place all during the instructions and brush gloves before hurrying to their corners.

R1: Bell rings and both fighters are out of their corners with quick stepping and start punching briskly at midring. Decent footwork from both girls as they circle and try to find openings to strike at the other. At first the punches go astray or are blocked, but then Dove shows a neat fake that draws Danielle to the left only to have Dove’s right crack against her cheekbone. Danielle spins away and Dove tries to block her path, but the brunette recovers to land some good hooks into Dove’s stomach. Dove not expecting the belly shots stumbles back gasping for air. Danielle rushes in but encounters Dove’s jab. Both heads get knocked back in the exchange and fighters show some mental confusion for a few moments. Then they both seem to recover and go in close, banging each other to the body. Very intense exchange has them glaring into each other’s eyes, sweaty forehead touching sweaty forehead at one point. Crowd cheers them on to the bell. Dove manages some aggressive moves that force Danielle to step back and this likely allows Dove to edge out the points win.

R2: Bell sounds and the two young fighters seem to have shaken off the effects of the previous round. Danielle and Dove moving quickly to center ring and circling for advantage. Lots of quick upper movements and feinting which has some success for both as chins are lifted and heads swiveled by punches. Even exchange of punishment so far, but Danielle shifts to pounding Dove’s midsection and ribs. Dove starts scowling as the punches keep sinking in and tries to jab back to keep Dani away, but Dani’s showing some nice evasive moves to blunt the jab. Dove tries to go aggressive late, she sinks a particularly good rising hook into the pit of Dani’s belly and the PLP rookie gurgles with pain. Dove savors the reaction and tries again, but Dani moves to one side and heaves a overhand right that gets over Dove’s guard and crunches hard into the young blonde’s cheekbone. Dove stumbles away, sweaty tendrils of hair splattering across her face. Dani shifts around as Dove is hunched and bangs the top of the blonde’s head to the bell. Danielle gets the narrow win this round.

R3: Dove sporting a nasty swelling on that left cheekbones and Danielle goes right after it in this round. Dove relies on her feet to keep the injury protected, but she’s letting DC get in all the offense in the opening minute. Dove seems to realize this for in the second minute she shows some neat footwork to draw Danielle off balance and gives her a smashing right to the left eye. Dani gives a strangled shriek of pain and recoils. Dove vengefully moves in banging DC to the belly, but Dani lashes out with desperate jab. Dove struck in the face gets her nose bloodied and her lips split. Dove’s turn to recoil. DC cautious advantage with her guard up and pushing out straight punches from shoulder. Dove has to cover up high and so DC goes to the body, backing the blonde up, though never getting her to the ropes. Danielle wins convincingly this round.

R4: Dove’s lovely face not looking very lovely now: that swollen left cheekbone, puffy lips and nose not much better. Still, the fire of defiance burns in Dove Cameron’s eyes and she makes an effort to challenge DC from the start. DC using her jab to add more damage to Dove’s face and mixing it with regular work to blonde belly and ribs. Dove looking frustrated as she can’t seem to get Dani off her. Then DC forces her way in close driving her short right and lefts up into sternum and breast. Dove looks outraged to have her breasts under attack and tries to shove Dani back with a push to shoulders. This gets a warning from referee. Dove glares at the official. Then Dani comes back in and they are in tight, forehead to forehead, exchanging short lifting punches to the body. DANI HIT BELOW THE BELT! The brunette falls back gasping in pain, clutching her nether regions. Referee gives Dove a stern finger-wagging reprimand and Dove can be seen mouthing: “Sorry!” to Dove. Dani seems to recover quickly, but she is giving Dove the death stare, though she is careful not to retailiate in kind, but she gives Dove’s body a fierce, grinding punishing attack as the blonde protects her bead. Dove forced back by the pressure now hits the ropes and gets worked over to the bell, though she seems in no danger of going down. Danielle glaring at Dove after the bell, Dove looks a bit shellshocked, but manages a “I said I was sorry!” Dani doesn’t like the smirk that goes with the “apology” and lunges for the blonde, but referee has kept close and pulls her away before a brawl starts.

R5: Danielle has the whole break to think about getting fouled by Dove and the more she thinks of it, the more her youthful outrage grows. PLP trainer Nia Peeples seen trying to keep Dani focused on the fight, but once the bell rings her sound advice is forgotten. DC charges at Dove with wife swings that probably would have parted the blonde from her head if they had landed, but they don’t. Dove able to duck under the blockbusters and send some strong hooks into DC’s belly. DC caught wide-open to the body gets lifted to her toes and doubled over. Then Dove quickly smacks lefts and rights off the brunette’s face. DC falling back on trembling stems as Dove tries to follow up, but Dani manages to move away to the right and buy herself some recovery time. Dove chasing after her quarry finally does corner her, but Dani has her jab going and keeps Dove at bay. Dove keeps up a steady pressure, but she can’t hurt DC again and has to settle for winning the round on points.
R6: Danielle gets you a stern “I-warned-you” lecture from Nia Peeples. Dani seen nodding sheepishly and then listening intently to trainer’s instructions. Dove on her stool is looking at Dani with determination to finish the job. Both fighters off their stools promptly at the bell and trying to grab the initiative with their opening swings. Dani wins the race with a fake to the body and then a quick upper chin that snaps the blonde’s head nack. Now Dani digs into Dove’s belly with a fury of hooks and Dove struggles to get out of range. Dani shows better footwork as she cuts off Dove’s retreat and drives her along the ropes. Dove jabbing but it’s not really landing. Dove looking desperate as she’s nearing a corner and tries to force her way pass DC, but Dani hooking hard to the belly. Dove groaning as she leans forward onto DC who just keep hitting at Dove’s waistband. Dove shudders and seems to sag against DC, who quickly brings up quick right uppercuts into Dove’s unguarded chin. Dove shudders and slides down Danielle’s front as DC steps back to let the blonde puddle into a heap! Dove then curls up moaning, clutching at her nether regions as though she’s been fouled! Was she fouled? Girls fighting in so close the referee never saw it and ringsiders are already arguing. Meanwhile the referee has little choice but to count and with Dove just lying there curled up and moaning, it is no surprise she is counted out. Danielle breaks into a big smile and raises her arms. Rather mixed response from crowd which makes Dani blink in surprise.
The Winner: Danielle Campbell KO6

After: “She fouled me!” is Dove Cameron’s cry as she is helped to her feet. “Danielle Campbell is a dirty cheater!” Danielle Campbell can hear Dove’s protests and rushes over to argue the point. Two girls start grappling (though it’s hard to grab someone with your gloves still on) while screaming at each other. Referee struggles to keep them apart as Security rushes to the ring to get the raging young beauties to their separate corners.

“This is SO unfair!” Dove wails to the press. “I ought to know where she hit me and that’s what finished me! She should have been DQ’d! They ignored my post-fight protest, too! ‘Tape is inconclusive’ they said! I guess that shows how much pull an unmanaged fighter has around here! Managed fighters have an organization to back them up no matter what they do and I am all alone! It’s just not fair! Well, Campbell and I know she is a dirty fighter and that’s the truth! My fouling her? Well, that was entirely accidental and besides two fouls don’t make it right!”

Danielle Campbell is distressed (and irritated) at Dove’s accusations: “I am not saying a punch didn’t land in the wrong place, but I have yet to see any proof of it other than her over-acting. We were hitting in so close, I wasn’t really looking, but you look at the tape and you’ll see I finished her with those uppercuts. It wasn’t until she was on the canvas that she started acting like I’d fouled her! Personally, I think she faked it so she could claim she was ‘really’ wasn’t beaten. That is a crock! I beat her fair and square, but that is the truth she can’t accept! She needs to stop whining and get on to her next fight. That’s what I intend to do. No I didn’t like being booed, but I guess it’s part of the game, I can learn to live with it. I do thank all the fans who were on my side and cheered for me. They know I am a clean fighter—unlike a certain blonde I could name—and I am grateful for their support.”

Dove responds by declaring: “How dare she accuse me of faking! I hope everyone sees what a nasty piece of work Danielle Campbell really is! She is going to pay for this some day—I just hope it is me who does it!”

Danielle’s final remarks are to sniff: “If she wants to call that a challenge—I’m in the fed directory—and I am not in the least afraid of her and her threats.”

Unfortunate that the fight was marred by the accusations of dirty boxing as it was really a darned good rookie contest. Both Danielle and Dove showed fighting spirit and growing skills, but now an air of vendetta has fallen over them. (Not that this “grudge match” potential is overlooked by fans who are already burning up the celebrity fight social media with sizzling comments on the affair and the prospects for a rematch. However PLP and Dove Cameron have no comment on the prospects for this happening any time soon.) 

 

 

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