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27 March 2015 Eva Mendes vs Jessica Alba

Page history last edited by Vassago 8 years, 11 months ago

 

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on March 27, 2015, 9:11 am

 

EVA MENDES VS JESSICA ALBA
(Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!)

 
BEFORE: Eva Mendes resumes her very busy 2015 schedule with another ethnic battle for the ages against none other than Jessica Alba who some pundits think outshines even Yvonne Strahovski and Brooklyn Decker when it comes to sheer physical presence in the ring. Alba seems a bit overlooked when it comes to prime time action lately but securing the scalp of Mendes would fill that void in more ways than one; first Eva's always a valuable trophy even when people think you're the better looking girl - and not a lot of girls can openly issues such a statement - and second, this would be a perfect revenge for a couple of fights from 2006 when Mendes knocked Alba out twice to forever engrave her name in the FCBA Vintage DVD Collection Golden Edition.

Yeah, it was over eight years ago when Eva took Jessica to the cleaners and most pundits are hugely surprised it took the younger brunette this long to finally issue a rematch challenge; on the other hand breaking an opponent mentally is always the most desired thing in the world of female celebrity boxing, the physical wounds heal up sooner or later but a mental crack stays there forever and it will be extremely interesting to see if Alba's chased the Mendes demons away or not...

Eva Mendes wears a neon green bikini top, matching hotpants, white boots and gloves. Brown hair with a blonde trim tied in a high ponytail. Jessica Alba wears a neon blue bikini top, white knickers, black boots & gloves. Brown hair tied in a curly ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Eva engages in a speedy display early, tries to remind Jessica about her alleged superiority as quickly as possible and digs well into the younger brunette's midsection before swinging up high as Alba remains unnaturally quiet in wake of those efforts and only opens up when Mendes smacks her across the mouth to trigger a leather stand-off where both women punish each other from close range before finally stepping back to catch some air... Mendes bunny hops around the much more composed opponent and flies in with a piercing jab to resume some heated action; Alba's guard withstands this test and some wide jabbing enables her to catch Eva's cheeks on the counter. However the proper follow up never materialises and Jessica struggles in her counter punching inside the last minute as Mendes ups her agility and movement to switch her targets and punish Alba's guts instead.

Round 2:
If the first round was very unconvincing from Alba then the second starts in a completely different fashion as she keeps Eva in mid distance and finds some happy swinging to tag the temples repeatedly in the opening minute and seemingly remind Mendes about her own demons from the last fight against Aly Michalka just a fortnight ago. Jessica settles in well and maintains the single punch harassment which keeps Eva on her toes unable to get on top of the near perfect precision which slows her down even further afterward. Alba in composed but stubborn mode, works the jabbing assault bell to bell despite chasing only her opponent's head and looking uneasy in going on the body from close range. That's still good enough to make Mendes upset at the bell, the older of the two actresses just spits out her mouthguard in frustration and shakes her head in disgust.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Jessica tries to conquer the 2006 demons by working the ultra accurate if not really brutal jabbing sequence to frustrate Mendes in mid distance. Eva tries to slip some on the tummy in response but gets clinched and shoves away... another try, another fail as Alba ducks to the side and is fortunate enough herself to slice the mitts before Eva can turn back and finds the chin... Mendes sags on the ropes but Jessica lets her off the hook and settles for more facial destruction, a couple of left hands bounce off the high guard but then the right cross punishes the nose again and exposes Eva's defence... both women circle midring down the stretch, Mendes struggles to enforce the close range brawl and spends rest of the round ducking and weaving, failing to land anything solid of the slowly gathering steam opponent as Alba affords herself a smile at the bell having nicked the second round on the spin through supreme tactics instead of actual punishment of the older Latin actress.

Round 4:
BANG IN THE MIDDLE!!!! Mendes clubs Alba's nose after a furious push off the turnbuckle to start the fourth... Jessica danced along for the judges scorecards but never hurt her rival who just announces herself back in the thick of things and follows that opening punch with a vicious right hand on the chin that makes the younger brunette squeal in pain and sink on her knees on the spot... JESSICA'S ROCKED and allows Mendes to punch her back to the ropes within seconds where more clubbing leather dissects Alba's guts as the girl remains over protective up high but leaves a giant hole down low and Eva's too experienced not to take advantage of that... vicious pasting of Alba's midriff follows; Mendes renders her foe into a pretty punchbag and bruises the otherwise toned ribcage in heckuva fashion to leave the crowd gasping in delight and poor Jessica trembling... a lame clinch effort gets blocked off with Eva digging her shoulder almost into Alba's windpipe and it's a terrible round for the younger actress who just gets her tummy batted to jelly and stumbles to the side with a loud ache at the bell; leans over the ropes and somehow tries to regain her breath back... Eva watches on and shouts at her: "Take that if you can!" before strutting back to her corner.

Round 5:
Nobody expected to see Eva in such a brutal fashion literally tearing the wind out of Jessica's sails but the reality kicks in hard to pile more misery on Alba in the fifth round; she battles some glassy eyes but doesn't have much in her to avoid another close range brawling... gone is the supreme agility and fancy footwork as Mendes applies ass-kicking mode and ravages the midsection to dump her opponent into a moaning train wreck attire... Jessica tries to send something over the top but only grazes the cheeks & temples and soon has to cover up in earmuff, the problem is, Eva just wants to chop her in half rather than punish that pretty face and Alba can't react fast enough and is bullied around in close range through the minute mark. Desperate haymaker swings miss by miles and as Jessica sends another woeful left wide off the mark, Eva finally springs into a proper facial assault, she torpedoes Jessica's chin with a brutal right cross and nails the girl clean... it's one of those punches nobody returns from regardless of the weight division... ALBA JUST SLIDES DOWN ON HER SIDE with eyes closed and when her head hits the canvas with a loud thump even the referee realizes she's not gonna make any attempt to beat the count... KO5 Eva Mendes is ass-kicking fashion!!!

AFTER: What a way to avenge the Aly Michalka loss and confirm her lifelong dominance of the prettiest Sin City Latin girl around! Nobody chops Jessica Alba down like Eva Mendes does!!! Indeed, Alba's been dumped like a tomato can by a supreme opponent and the fight had all the symptoms to indicate there's something personal between these two especially for Eva who's on the short stack regarding her SSB career despite spending few years off the circuit.

While Alba's entourage still tries to revive their wrecked girl, Eva's already talking to the press: "I still OWN Jessica's guts! Yeah, she's got some legs on her but hey, that's not a beauty pageant here! She tried to outmaneuver me to death or something and the judges might have liked her pins working so dandy. If that was tactics to finally beat me, then I admire her confidence. This would have only worked if the fight went the distance but I realized she's not in the mood and position to even try and knock me out before the closing rounds. Geez, people think I will gas out after three rounds or what? I'm not the youngest chick around, true, but far from being a sitting duck either! Just ask Nicole Scherzinger how I destroyed her jaw last year! Anyway, I just went all in and it worked... One can never ignore me when I get personal... perhaps I was too careful to apply such tactics early in my career and that's why I struggled so often however whenever it comes to Jessica and me, it's always gonna be personal! (...) What next? Well, I hear that Tracy Spiridakos wants to fight me... I'll have to look into details of that one but I'm always up for pounding any upstart into jelly so everything's possible right now!"

Final result: Eva Mendes def. Jessica Alba KO5. 

 

 

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