Alexandra Daddario (5'8” 29 yo, 38D-27-35) vs. Charlize Theron (5'9”, 39 yo, 36B-26-38)

Result:Lookout; Writing:simgrrl

Before: Jennifer Garner, Candice Swanepoel, Rachel Nichols, Laura Vandervoort, and Mandy Moore. All five Foxfire fighters have been beaten by Charlize Theron. Garner is 9-8 overall vs Theron, but she's lost four of the last six, including a best of seven! Now it's Alexandra “The Destroyer” Daddario's turn to try and accomplish a rare feat for Foxfire...beat “The Golden Goddess.”

“I've gotten a lot of advice from Jen, Mandy and Rachel who each have faced her multiple times,” Alex says. “Laura fought her once, so did Candice and she also trained with Charlize in the Academy. Believe me, they all had suggestions about the best way how to deal with Theron. What I took away is that I have to block out the prefight hoopla and keep my eyes on the prize - in her case, prizes - because they all told me the same thing in one way or another: the way to ensure Charlize's defeat is by beating her body until her brain says “enough”. Theron loves to face the 'headhunters'; she's a classic counter-puncher. If you go upstairs before you soften her body up to bring her hands down, you're in for a short night. She's slowed some the last few years, but she's still dangerous - especially early. I'll have to be patient; not give her anything in the first three or four rounds.”

Charlize smiling as the press pesters her with a thousand questions she's already heard three hundred or more times in her long and storied career. “Alexandra's the next 'promising' young lightweight who hopes to 'make her bones' on ol' Charlize,” Theron smiled. “Hundreds of young girls have come and gone and most of them don't last twenty fights before they get that they're in over their head. Now this girl, she's had... what? Five fights? A couple against names I know, but I've seen nothing to indicate she'll be around any longer then the rest.

“She's big and she's solid, I'll give her that. I'm not sure when they weighed her, but looking at her, I see a legitimate welter body - not lightweight. And I expect her to hit like a welter too...but only as long as she's upright. Lately, more and more gals are coming out of the woodwork looking to put me away.” She shrugs, “I see a couple of things I can take advantage of with this one, but it'll be interesting while it lasts.”

Whatever is said in prefight, this has got to be an especially nervous night for Daddario. She's not only facing a classic icey blond; but Theron's also a Hall of Fame member and an Oscar-winning actress. Oh, did we also mention this is Alexandra Daddario's very first main event?

Theron in a green string beach bikini, twist tied in the back and at both hips; her golden hair in a messy, casual, ponytail; feet bare, gloves pale gold with white striking surfaces. Daddario in a sheer black sports bra emphasizing her impressive heavyweight juggs and black boy-cut bottom with black gloves and high-top shoes. Her dark hair in a messy bedroom tangle down to surprisingly broad and muscular shoulders. Since the fight is at 'catchweight' there's no weigh-in, but Alexandra sure doesn't look like a lightweight in that outfit!



The referee tonight is Nicollette Sheridan and after she calls them together in the center of the ring, Daddario steps up shoving her heavy chest into Theron's perky puppies and leaning on her; backing the surprised blond up a step. The image reminds long-time fans of Theron fights of other buxom battlers like Natasha Henstridge, Gena Lee Nolin, Tyra Banks, Katy Perry and Kate Upton - just a few of the many busty beauties who've given Theron trouble in her long career. Two other names on that list are Cat Bell and Jeri Ryan - now, ironically, both are Theron's stablemates. Bell is even working in Theron's corner for this fight with her longtime trainer, Sharon Stone. Across the ring, Virginia Madsen and Nia Peeples are in Daddario's corner and many of Alexandra's stable mates are on hand at ringside, ready to offer her advice - should it be needed.
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During R1: Charlize bouncing out of her corner, popping that snapping left in Alex's cute face. Brunette not liking it, backing off; rubbing her nose with the back of her glove. Charlize stepping with, pounding the left in Daddario's face, coming in behind with a slinging right to the left breast. Alexandra wincing, dropping her left elbow protectively, leaving herself open for that windmill right hand that puts a shimmy in those thick thighs. Daddario forced to clinch, letting The Golden Goddess have her way with those brunette ribs as she batters her along the ropes. Late in the round, Charlize comes up inside with the uppercut, then again and then a third time. First one staggers Alexandra, but the second and third dig deep into those heavy hooters as Charlize gives the brunette a taste of what she can expect from FCBA welters should she make the mistake of thinking she can compete above 130. Final seconds see Charlize shoeshine Alexandra's puppies, bringing tears to the youngster's eyes and putting a crimson flush on her heaving chest. As Alexandra retreats to her corner after the bell, Charlize gives her a playful spank. Her eyes flaring angrily, Daddario whirls around, her fist cocked, ready to strike. Only prompt intervention by referee Nicollette Sheridan prevents a brawl. Alexandra is “escorted” by one elbow to her stool where she's greeted by Madsen and by Jennifer Garner who climbs the steps to give Alex a piece of her mind while Charlize gets a pat on the back from Cat Bell. The judges give the round (comfortably) to “The Golden Goddess” who seems to be in cruise control.

R2: It's a red-faced Alexandra Daddario who comes storming out at the bell, attacking the confident older blond with a furious barrage of leather. Charlize weathers the initial onslaught, retreating in good order behind a sturdy left jab she keeps in Alex's face. Daddario lands several hard punches, but far more of her swings fail to make contact. Still, she's undeterred and keeps swinging for the fences, forcing Theron into a defensive shell. Behind peek-a-boo gloves, Charlize ducks, bobs and weaves, using her long legs to maneuver out of trouble time and again. Daddario relentless, always coming forward - walking into slick counters from the veteran. Late in the round, Alexandra traps Theron in the corner and gets into her body with several big punches, forcing the taller blond to clinch. Daddario is frustrated as she's unable to do much damage before the bell. Again, as she turns toward her corner, Alex is shocked by a hard spank on the butt from Charlize. Again, she reacts, spinning around and glaring at the blond who nods as if saying, “Well done rookie.” Daddario's continued aggression wins her the nod of the judges to even the score after two close-fought rounds.

R3: More of the same. After a 'well done, keep it up' from her handlers, Daddario gets right back after Theron to open the action in the third. Charlize jabbing and circling left as Daddario presses her all around the ring. Alexandra landing more frequently this round, taking more counters as well. Fight continues according to the previous round's script: Daddario advancing and swinging hard, hit or miss; Theron in controlled retreat, effectively countering occasionally but letting the younger woman set the pace. As in the second round, late in the third Alexandra surges, driving Theron back onto the ropes where she sets up shop and wails away; pummeling Theron's sides and middle as the older woman hangs on to her shoulders, her face on Alex's shoulder. At the bell, Daddario steps back and can see the ruddy, rosy, glow on Theron's pale flesh left by her gloves. They stand face to face until referee Sheridan parts them and pushes Alexandra toward her corner just as Theron reaches out and SMACK gives Daddario another spank on the butt. This time, however, Alex was ready and she spun, flung out her right arm and backhanded Charlize's cheek. Theron shoved her, but Sheridan quickly intervened with a hand on each woman's rapidly heaving chest and kept them apart. Then she warned them she wasn't going to “put up with this” any longer.

As it had in the second round, Daddario's aggression was acknowledged by the judges who gave her the round which pushed her into a 2-1 lead after three rounds!

R4: If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Alexandra, still fired up, bounces out of her corner and attacks Theron behind a furious flurry of fists, chasing her around the ring for nearly the entire first minute. Daddario lands more often now than earlier; thudding rights and lefts curl up under the bulges of Theron's bikini top. Charlize not liking the abuse; grabs Daddario in a side headlock at one point and gives her an “Indian rub.” The 'rasslin' move earns a finger wagging warning from Sheridan who, truthfully, looked more amused than upset by the stunt. Still, it gave Alexandra an opportunity to pancake Charlize's puppies again and the red-faced blond scampered away adjusting her askew top as Sheridan berated her. Second minute sees Theron settle down to do some business; standing her ground, countering effectively while Daddario continues her all-out attack. Alexandra rocked by a blond right, then shaken again by a crisp left hook. For the first time since the early going, it's Daddario who's taking a backward step as Theron goes over onto offense! Brunette nowhere near as effective fighting backing up as going forward and Charlize makes hay; sending ripples thru the buxom brunette's body with a withering body attack. DOWN GOES DADDARIO! Alex dropped on her glutes by a crisp overhand right to the temple, rolls over onto all fours and then rocks back on her haunches blinking. Theron raises her arms and prances around the downed beauty until Sheridan has to grab her and steer her away to the far corner. When she returns to pick up the count, Alexandra's already on one knee, rising at eight with her gloves at her chin; nodding when Nicollette asks if she's OK. Charlize bores in to finish, lashing the reeling brunette up one side and down the other - jugg mugging too - payback in kind for Daddario's earlier 'blond bust busting' effort. The bell finds Alexandra pinned on the ropes, Theron looming over her pounding away with both hands to the torso. When Sheridan breaks it up, Charlize again gives Alexandra's backside a hard smack, then ducks the expected return of fire. But Daddario simply hobbles away, her right hand across her midsection holding her leftside ribs. The knockdown gives Theron a big round to snap Alexandra Daddario's win streak and even the rounds at two apiece.

R5: Between rounds, Alexandra's corner works hard to get their girl ready, but she's slow off her stool to answer the bell and Charlize swarms her from the get-go! The cagey veteran takes her time, picking her spots, hammering the still-not-quite-right brunette steadily backward until Alexandra's butt hits the ropes and she tries to clinch. Theron shrugs off the lighter fighter, then plunges her right fist into Dada's belly. The brunette coughs out her mouthpiece and turns her head to the side, digging her chin into Theron's right shoulder. Charlize grabs Alexandra's shoulders and heaves her back, then comes up the middle with a huge uppercut just as Sheridan reaches out to stop her. Theron's fists catches Alex on the left side of the jaw, snapping her head back and to the right! Daddario staggers, then collapses on her right hip, her left leg flying in the air, then dropping back limp on the canvas. Charlize stares down at her, then smiles, turns and walks slowly away, glancing back over her shoulder at the smoldering brunette wreckage that lay sprawled in her wake.
While Theron lounged casually on the turnbuckle, Alexandra Daddario bravely struggled to her knees, fumbling dumbly around looking for her mouthpiece. In the background over the crowd's roar, she vaguely heard the timekeeper tolling the count. Hearing “eight” she rose quickly, then careened sideways into the ropes and almost bounced back into referee Sheridan who was studying her closely.

“Don't...” Alexandra pleaded. “I'm alright...I...I... I need my mouthpiece.”
After Nicollette retrieved Alexandra's mouthpiece, she had to rinse it off in Daddario's corner. Virginia Madsen had “misplaced” her water bottle and wasted several long seconds looking around for it. Then her first attempt at squirting it on the mouthpiece in Sheridan's hand missed entirely, instead soaking the front of Nicollette's sweaty tee-shirt; turning the already sweaty cotton semi-transparent.

By the time Alexandra was ready to go, a good thirty or forty seconds had elapsed and fog in her head was beginning to clear.

Charlize, who'd paced the ring angrily during the delaying charade in Daddario's corner, came charging forward, brushing past the startled Nicollette to attack Alexandra with a fury. Daddario barely got her left arm up in time to partially deflect Charlize's right, but was caught between the eyes by her left! Reeling back in confusion, Alexandra cowered with her butt stuffed between the ropes; her elbows tucked in and her gloves in front of her face as she wobbled and swayed left and right under a barrage of blows by the blond goddess. Unable to batter her way thru Daddario's defense of her face, Theron shifted her attention to the brunette's lush, curvy, youthful, body. With a vigor born of (what? Jealousy? Eagerness to end the fight? A combination?) she began to pound Alexandra's hips, ribs, and then her abs; working her way up to the pair of heavy breasts dancing and jumping right in front of Charlize's angrily narrowed eyes. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. She pounded Daddario's “D's” with mean-spirited malice; swearing to herself she'd make the 'pretty girl' quit from the pain if she couldn't knock her senseless.

BELL!

Charlize either didn't hear it over the screaming of the crowd, or she ignored it. Whatever the reason, she continued to plunder Alexandra's jubblies until Nicollette Sheridan wrapped her arms around her chest and dragged her back. Even then, Theron kicked out with her right foot, almost hitting Alex's chest with her toe. This time, nobody was giving anyone a 'spank' on the butt!

Alexandra was too battered to and Charlize couldn't get away from Nicollette's bearhug...though she would have loved to get one more shot at any part of Alexandra's anatomy she could get her hands on.

Big round by Theron vaults her into the lead at the halfway point of the fight!!

Between: Theron glares across the ring at Daddario slumped on her stool and makes a 'cut throat' gesture, followed by a 'thumbs down' with her gloved fist indicating she's going to put her away in the next round. There's no response from Alexandra who turns away muttering to Madsen. Virginia, angry at whatever she said, slaps her fighter in the back of the head and then berates her!

R6: Charlize out to finish the job begun in the fifth round. Daddario cautious, not willing to engage, backing off from every opportunity...forcing Theron to push forward and initiate what little action there is in the first minute. Charlize throwing a lot of punches, Daddario taking them on her gloves, upper arms or shoulders for the most part, although she's rocked a couple of times and at least once, looks to be on the verge of a total collapse. The second minute sees Charlize's punch rate fall drastically. Coasting to conserve energy, she cedes the initiative to Alexandra, who at first seems unwilling to accept it. After a desultory minute with neither willing to initiate anything, Daddario picks up the gauntlet and starts to punch the way she had in the second and third rounds. Theron unwilling to engage, instead clinching and holding, pacing herself.

CHARLIZE'S HURT! Right hand from Alex slips thru a crack in Theron's defenses and puts a shimmy in the Goddess's long legs! Now Charlize clinching from necessity, hanging on desperately as the rejuvenated Daddario finds another gear and picks up the pace; hammering away at Theron's belly; putting dangerous miles on those aging dancers legs! Down the stretch they come with Daddario putting the whip to the fading blonde! Charlize driven back to the ropes; butt stuffed into the strands; upper body canted forward. Alexandra coming up from the floor with that big right hand, smashing down Theron's ab defenses; pancaking those precious puppies; taking whatever she can. THERON'S HURT! Left hook out of nowhere buckles blond legs and Char's hanging on for her life!

POP! (smush) POP! (smush) POP! (smush) POP! (smush) Daddario pancaking Theron's breasts as the blond wraps her arms around Alex's neck and - eyes squeezed shut to stop the tears - hangs on to weather the storm to the bell.
DING! DING! DING!

SMACK! SMACK!! Daddario gives each of Theron's gorgeous glutes a hard SPANK to send her back to her corner. Charlize, head bowed, sweat streaming down, doesn't react or even look back....just takes it and moves on.

R7: In Theron's corner, Stone massages her shoulders as she hisses urgent instructions while Cat Bell kneels between Charlize's spread legs to work on her legs, rubbing liniment into her thighs. At one point, the blond angrily slaps Cat's fingers when they roam a little too high. Cat smirks and winks at some redhead sitting at ringside.

Both women still on their stools at the bell, rise in unison and walk out to meet the other. Theron with the first volley: jab, jab, cross. Daddario answers with a right cross, left hook to the bosom. Charlize shuffles away grimacing and Alexandra smiles as she steps with to poke-poke-poke three quick jabs into the same breast. Daddario is sent reeling by a right, but Theron is slow to pursue and a possible opportunity is lost. Each lands a left that rocks the other, both miss with rights. Back and forth it goes for a minute and a half; both slogging forward, punching, then retreating under answering fire. With a minute left in the round, Theron connects with a left hook to the bra that makes Alex bleat in pain. She is quick to follow up, launching an overhand right … but Daddario anticipates and her left scores inside of Charlize's right which sails high and wide! Theron put back on her heels, can't escape the next punch, a straight right to the point of her chin. Knees buckling, eyes wide, Charlize reaches out to grope for Alexandra, hoping to hold herself upright long enough to get her unresponsive legs under her. UPPERCUT DADDARIO! Alexandra catches all of Charlize's chin and the blond bombshell's knees unhinge and she wobbles, then topples forward and slides down Alexandra's body, her chin and nose plowing a damp furrow in the sweaty torso of the brunette who steps back and lets Theron drop at her feet; face down; arms tucked under her; legs spread wide.

Nicollette Sheridan counts to seven, then waves off the rest of the count when Theron hasn't moved a muscle or even so much as twitched.
While Alexandra Daddario dances around her, arms raised in triumph, Charlize Theron sleeps the blissful sleep of the unknowingly unconscious. Alexandra's corner strips off her gloves while Bell and Stone each take an arm and drag Theron's body back to her corner where they prop her up on her stool and began the process of reviving her. All the while, Stone is yapping at Bell about “fooling around when you should have been doing your job” - whatever that means.
Winner of a huge upset KO7 - Alexandra Daddario.
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After: Alexandra's not done yet! Brunette looking to repay Theron for the “disrespect” shown her early in the contest, ripping off Charlize's tiny little top and tossing it aside, Alexandra steps forward, slamming Charlize's butt into the ropes, then wraps Charlize's arms over the top rope and pull them back in under it. The pose forces Charlize's head and shoulders backward over the top rope and... by arching her back... forces her proud little 'B-cup' puppies upward.
Alexandra leans forward, belly-to-belly, then starts yanking Theron's arms back and forth, making her breasts “dance.” The crowd loves it!
And there's more! Alexandra lets go of Theron's arms and punches the blond in the belly, knocking the wind out of her. As Charlize hangs onto the ropes trying to stay on rubbery legs, Alexandra again yanks and pulls Charlize's wrists, sending her firm little boobs bouncing as Alexandra leans against Theron's pinned body and lays her own big, tanned, boobs on top of Charlize's. The difference in size and volume is dramatic!

Finally, Alexandra does a slow grind, pelvis-on-pelvis; up-and-down; then side-to-side; and then, she pumps her hips several times as if she's....well, you get the idea. When she finally releases Charlize and steps back, the breathless blondes body slides down to her knees, then falls forward on all fours, her ponytailed hair, having come undone at some point, cascading down to hide her bright red face behind a “golden goddess waterfall” of sweaty hair.

In a final act signifying a “changing of the guard” Alexandra leans over and spanks Theron's bottom several times, then saunters away - proudly thrusting her big bosom out as she returns to the hugs and high fives of her corner and her stablemates who have clustered in her corner to watch the postfight antics.

In her press conference, Alexandra went out of her way to explain her behavior in the postfight. “It wasn't about her personally - it was a reaction to the way she disrespected me before and during the fight. I didn't deserve being treated the way she treated me, spanking my butt after each round like she did."

“Everyone told me how she's so very protective of her boobs and how the best way to beat her was to pound her boobs until she dropped her defenses and exposed her chin. Well, I wanted to show her that MY boobs are better than hers, but not by punching hers... but by showing everyone side-by-side how MUCH BIGGER...and even Oscar-worthy mine are.”

Asked if this was her way of saying she wanted to fight JMD bouts, Alex shook her head. “I'm not a fan of those because its not really a breast vs breast contest with the best chest winning. If it were that, I can't think of anyone I wouldn't go up against. But JMD is just a cheap postfight show...in fact it's what I did to her tonight. And I really didn't enjoy doing it. So if someone...anyone... thinks they can take advantage of me, be warned...I'll do whatever it takes - in or out of the ring - to win.”

Charlize Theron's people apologized, saying she couldn't appear because, she “sustained a possible concussion in the fourth round. We don't take chances with those. She underwent the FCBA concussion protocol and it was 'inconclusive.' Once she's examined by a doctor, I'm sure she'll make a statement about the unwarranted and inappropriate behavior by a young actress she had really respected for her craft before tonight.”
While no one connected with Theron would admit it, many who saw the disgusting spectacle felt it wouldn't be long before Charlize wanted a rematch. Perhaps we've seen the dawn of another rivalry to equal that of one of the classics like Bell-Theron? Or Ryan-Theron? Or Nolin-Theron? Whatever happens, stay tuned because only time will tell...