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29 March 2015 Intro Lets Try This Again At The Asylum

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on March 29, 2015, 10:43 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and tonight, we have six fights on the card, and two guest stables in the house..."

Cassie: "And one of those stables is the Bazz Fight Club, being represented tonight by top bantamweight prospect Shailene Woodley, who'll be battling another top young bantam, Leven Rambin, in what might be the fight of the night!"

Tess: "Also at bantam, we'll have Beevers Babes' Lucy Griffiths against Allison..."

McCarthy: "Don't say it..."

Tess: "'Mack The Knife' Mack..."

McCarthy: "'Mack The FRAUD' more like!"

O'Dell: "But, we've got more than bantams here tonight, Mac. We have four lightweight fights on the card..."

McCarthy: "Topped by our getting to see one of the Weirdo's two REAL fighters, Anna Torv, who'll fight Katrina Bowden tonight."

Cassie: "Also among the lights in action will be Kesha, who'll battle the lovely Krysten Ritter, and Gemma Arterton, who'll face Eiza Gonzalez!"

Tess: "And, of course, there's the big rematch, as Serinda Swan and Gisele Bundchen will square off again after Gisele's huge upset in this very ring last month..."

McCarthy: "And, if Swan loses again, she'll be the latest Dancing Hooker to dance her way right out the door!"

O'Dell: "I'm not so sure about THAT, Mac, but I AM sure we've got a great card in store. So, get your shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, and enjoy 'Let's Try This AGAIN At The Asylum'!"