LIONESS CLUB SPRING SPECIAL
(Independent, BBU Debut vs Lioness Club)
Posted by Vassago on April 9, 2015, 2:42 am
BEFORE: Voluptuous brunette model Nadia Forde makes her long anticipated BBU debut in Barnet tonight. She's attracted the attentions of Foxfire Atlantic's Chantelle Houghton already but first would like to test her skills against former Miss Northern Ireland, Zoe Salmon. That's perfectly understandable based on the fact Forde comes from Dublin and this clash would be best suited as European version of St. Patrick's Day Brawl which recently saw Minka Kelly claim the bragging right over in America. This is pure Irish delight though and nobody needs to even mention any ties with the old country.
Meanwhile the pressure to perform is on the Ulster blonde who looked to be heading out of the Lioness Club roster until she beat Ali Bastian last year. However she can't afford herself a defeat against the newcomer - an Irish newcomer of all things - or else the rumours about her being axed from North London will surface again.
Nadia Forde wears a red basque top, black knickers and red gloves. Dark brown hair in loose waves. Zoe Salmon wears a dark blue one-piece swimsuit and black gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.
Round 1:
Zoe blasts out of her stool and looks to put the rookie under immediate leather barrage but Nadia doesn't shy away from an aggressive approach either and smacks the blonde across the mouth before outworking her in close range and thumping quick uppercuts on the jugs. Zoe whips her on the cheeks a couple of times but finds the rack assault to hot to handle afterwards and retreats towards the ropes; Nadia still nails her with a vicious clubbing hook on the nose and exposes the otherwise lacklustre guard that always was one of the chief reasons Salmon never made the contender grade. Heavy slaps slice the blonde's mktts and force her into a desperate escape, she tries to respond from the back foot but gets whacked on the mouth with a solid one-two combo and wobbles onto the ropes; it's only that Forde never expected such a strong start she doesn't really punish the blonde before the bell anymore.
Round 2:
Coach Gina Wild urges the Ulster girl to really pound the brunette as hard as she can and Zoe obeys to those instructions, squares up to the buxom model and whacks her around the elbows, uppercuts the rack herself thereafter but then eats a brutal right hook on the nose which is duly followed by a left handed harpoon on the navel. Zoe squeals in pain and bends forward; she fails to apply the clinch though and gets thumped by a series of uppercuts on the chest and sinks badly on the ropes gasping for air while Nadina slices her guard again and reverts into trigger happy facial assault that snaps Salmon's head back & forth late in the round and leaves her sagging with eyes closed at the bell. A real disaster in the making for all the Lioness faitful!
Round 3:
It's seems like Nadia wants to silence the KO Club sooner rather than later as she pierces Zoe's woeful guard seconds into the third and thumps her on the face again, staggers the very hittable blonde in the center of the ring before landing a crisp left uppercut on the jaw which slumps Salmon's chin and trembles her to the side... Forde throws a left hand on the liver and Zoe just collapses to her knees with a loud scream and looks as vulnerable as some of the fans expected, just a pile of blonde jelly and she's lucky ref drags Nadia back to the neutral corner and only starts the count after almost twenty seconds have passed since the knockdown... Forde just stares down at the blonde and maintains her composure; Salmon's up at eight but looking in serious distress and it's no surprise she gets pounded butt-in-ropes after the command again, Forde dissects the woeful defence once more and now adds plethora of bruises to the blonde's pretty face, shuts her eyes cold and has to be dragged away by the ref at the bell with Zoe almost crashing to her knees in pure exhaustion.
Round 4:
This is a disastrous performance by Lioness Club's standards as Zoe simply gets battered cold in the middle of the ring having little awareness and self-protection... Nadia whips her head back & forth and makes the gloves drop below the breasts come the minute mark, a ruthless uppercut finds the jaw to render the Ulster blonde numb and unable to do anything when Forde adds a right cross on the nose... SALMON HITS THE CANVAS HARD ON HER BACK and this time there's nothing the ref can do to save her from the ineviteable outcome... she remains woozy all the way throughout the count and doesn't even make an effort to get up... KO4 Nadia Forde!!!
AFTER: That was one giant ass-whooping performance from the brunette newcomer but rarely has someone looked as woeful as Zoe Salmon tonight. The entire KO Club is livid with that display and one has to wonder whether this was the last time Zoe competed for the North London stable? This was simply inexcusable!
On the other hand it's hard to judge Nadia's skills based on this pillar-to-post battering of a walking punchbag. Perhaps Chantelle Houghton will give her a tougher test despite her own miserable record; yet it's hard to imagine anyone doing even worse than Salmon tonight! Charlie Webster thinks that her BBU TV colleague Georgie Thompson - who is a flyweight - would have given Zoe a good trashing tonight. And she might be just about right!
Final result: Nadia Forde def. Zoe Salmon KO4.
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