"ANZAC DAY" 100th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
Posted by simguy & Vassago on April 25, 2015, 6:57 am
ANZAC Day 100th Anniversary Special
Kylie Minogue (The Bondi Babes, 0-5) vs Victoria Beckham (Beever's Babes USA, 1-6)
Results: simguy / Story: Vassago
BEFORE: There was never any love lost between these two singers and Kylie Monogue has long been critical of Victoria Beckham's 'diva attitude' and would like to set the record straight and punch the English brunette into jelly beans. She's been deprived of any success during her on-off FCBA career however still pushed Kristen Stewart and Pink the distance while Beckham hit rock bottom when she was defeated by one of the girls she actually trains at the Beever's Babes USA, the ever-present and obnoxious Samia Ghadie.
This result earned Victoria immediate twitter mocking from Minogue who thinks any trainer should basically quit the sport if she can't handle someone of Samia's presence but several pundits think it's a matter of respect at stakes and Ghadie really shattered Victoria's confidence above everything else. And now Kylie looks to add further insult to injury and resurrect her FCBA career especially after seeing that another cougar sexpot Geri Halliwell has challenged Shakira into a PPV fight. "If Geri's good enough to keep going, then so am I. And who knows, after I'm done with Posh, I'd like to take my chance against that redhead tramp too!".
The feisty attitude is what serves Kylie the best ahead of the cougar singers battle and she really tries very hard to wreck Victoria's confidence long before the fight. Beckham doesn't seem to take the bait though and looks strictly business during the introductions, it's hard to tell how much that Ghadie disaster plays on her mind right now...
Kylie Minogue wears a red bikini set with silver trim and red gloves. Curled blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Victoria Beckham wears a black bikini top, red hip-huggers and black gloves. Short dark brown hair. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Victoria is few inches taller than her foe and likes her chances in mid-distance jabbing however Kylie's quick to close the striking range and gallops into the brunette's guts earning herslef instant moaning from Beckham who struggles to stretch her elbows and sags into a deep cover early on. Kylie works the jabbing drill in high-tempo fashion rarely seen before and clips the fellow singer's jaw in precise assault to establish full control of the action. Victoria tries to settle into th fight any which way but just can't plant her feet on the boards and gets pummelled side to side thereafter; the blonde really jumps into a aggressive frenzy and gives her a solid facial treatment sending Beckham into repeated hectic avoidance circles in the final minute.
Round 2:
Beckham accepts the close range brawl and punishes Minogue's midriff on the turn, she beats the blonde for a drilling series and stops her in the tracks before moving upstairs for a proper jaw punishment. Kylie's head snaps backwards a few times and makes her think better off it however Posh's really determined to make up for then Ghadie disaster and keeps headhunting her until the earmuff cover gains the right ammount of resistance and forces Victoria into a lethargic clinch. Kylie still sends several shots on the body but gets nailed by a vicious overhand and seeks respite herself as Posh wastes valuable seconds in lacklustre pursuit before letting the older singer off the hook.
Round 3:
More of the same in the third; Victoria outworks Kylie in close range early on but just fails to land that big haymaker to really punish the blonde. Minogue's still puzzled over the winning tactics as she meets stubborn resistance in Beckham's weak spot and settles into chaotic jabbing over the top that keeps falling short of the mark and allows Beckham to step into mid-range down the stretch and counter the blonde with accurate jabs on the cheeks instead. Kylie lacks speed neccessary to put Posh under any serious pressure and loses the overhand exchange as predicted by most of the audience; Victoria gives her a right old head snapping nightmare in the final minute before banging one in on the nose and sagging Kylie on jelly knees at the bell.
Round 4:
Victoria has noticed the leaks in Kylie's guard and jumps into a frantic assault but skims off the gloves with a mistimed one-two combo and gets wrenched by another overhand on the temple. Minogue lands a big right on the money and wobbles the English brunette on the spot before driving a haymaker uppercut on the jaw that exposes Beckham's woeful punching resistance... Posh goes all wobbly butt and fails to spot a looming disaster as Minogue cracks a right hand on the nose again to rangdoll the younger singer to the canvas with a loud thump! BECKHAM HITS THE BOARDS and knows little of it... Another huge setback for the Beever's coach who looks more stunned over Kylie's punching strenght than anything else.. she shoots back upright at six but soaks up immediate facial assault as Minogue pounds her butt-in-ropes and settles into all-in aggression leaving the brunette crippled in response and unable to fight back. More precise hooks snap Victoria's head backwards and even the guard proves vulnerable as Kylie traps her foe in close range and headhunts her until the ref has to pull her back at the bell.
Round 5:
Victoria really struggles to soak up further punishment but Kylie just jumps into another jabbing frenzy and that does the trick in the opening minute as she smacks the gloves aside and lumps up Beckham's face down the stretch. It's the close range assault that puts Beckham onto jelly knees and Minogue's keen to knock some English flesh stupid as she wades in up high and wrenches Victoria's lips into a head rocking nightmare. Beckham just can't find any response from the back foot and allows Kylie to thump more clean punches until the loudest yelp of the night almost breaks her resilience. Victoria trips back to the ropes and has Kylie punching her mitts aside again to make further connection; down the stretch it's the brunette's head rocking all over the place and the Aussie blonde makes all the ANZAC day fanatics proud by dropping Beckham's gloves and drilling her face into a bruised stupor on the bell. Posh just sinks on her knees at the bell and it's really astonishing to see Kylie in such a gruelling display at the expense of her opponent!
Round 6:
Beckham just can't regain the mid-distance stance and allows Minogue to pound her face from point-blank range; the brunette's head snaps back & forth now as Kylie jumps on top of her and shuts her eyes thirty seconds into the round; dumps her into the valley of pain as the yelping reaches another level... Victoria just can't live with the pace of the onslaught and sinks butt-in-ropes again, Minogue gets all vocal and hammers away the cheeks leaving bloody marks in a hurry and dropping the brunette's gloves again... Beckham bellows out into training punchbag mode and offers zero punching resistance as Kylie whacks her on the jaw with more drilling uppercuts and comes THIS short of knocking her out on her feet... Beckham's eyes are truly hollow and ref just doesn't give her the benefit of the doubt.. He jumps in and grabs the Aussie cougar away as Victoria bounces off the ropes with eyes closed and crumbles to all fours few moments later... TKO6 Kylie Minogue!!!
AFTER: Victoria Beckham just can't take any punch these days at all and gets handed another dismal loss to a previously winless opponent. Kylie Minogue has worked like crazy in ACB's press office to elevate the likes of Erika Heynatz and Miranda Kerr into FCBA exposure but no serious journalist predicted her to win any fights during her US cameo. Kylie's almost too good looking but too creampuff-like to make any damage yet Victoria proved there is someone inferior to her and the Samia Ghadie disaster being a sad reality rather than a one-off bad day at the office. Is Geri Halliwell worried now even ahead of her Shakira PPV gig? Well, the Hertfordshire redhead always rated her chances in the ring higher than Beckham's and the question remains whether she dispatches the Colombian singer herself before turning her attenion into avenging the Spice Girls' pride at stakes. That makes no difference to Kylie's though who's totally over the moon in wake of her maiden FCBA success! It's almost too good to be true but as she looks down over the crumbled brunette she finally realizes she's broken the curse! What a way to do it exactly 100 years to the day after the Gallipoli invasion! One might call it a destiny in the waiting!
Final result: Kylie Minogue def. Victoria Beckham TKO6.
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