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26 April 2015 Brooklyn Decker vs Angie Harmon

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on April 26, 2015, 8:24 pm

BEFORE:

"It's been a while," says Angie with a gorgeous smile. "But, it's like riding a bike. I'm in great shape and just as dangerous now as I ever was. Decker probably doesn't believe that. But, she's about to get some direct evidence."

"She was very good in her day," says Brooklyn with a smile of her own. "So, she's nobody to take lightly. But, she's no match for the premier big girl in the FCBA, and that's exactly who she faces tonight."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Hanky Panky' by Madonna and here comes the gorgeous Angie Harmon, making her return to the FCBA tonight!"

McCarthy: "And take a look at how good Angie looks bouncing down the aisle. Further proof that age ain't nothin' but a number..."

Cassie: "For the fans that don't know, Harmon is the same age as MAC, thus we're going to hear lots of commentary about age and the FCBA tonight..."

McCarthy: "It just so happens Harmon is OLDER than me..."

Tess: "By less than three months!"

McCarthy: "She's STILL older..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Angie into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a white bikini and a body that does not look 42 years old...and, down go the lights..."

Cassie: "Here's the part where Mac says 'Ridiculous'..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"

O'Dell: "Laser show underway to the strains of 'Also Sprach Zarathustra', and coming slowly down the aisle, like a queen surveying her realm is 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker..."

McCarthy: "Who just MIGHT be the MOST overrated Dancing Hooker in a GYM full of overrated Dancing Hookers!"

O'Dell: "Decker into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that yellow number that always gets the crowd buzzing, and it's time for some picks. Tess favors Brooklyn. Mac?"

McCarthy: "It's been a while, but Angie's a very good fighter, and Decker's a wannabe. Harmon."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "And, hey...wait...that's 'Come On' by Blackcowboy...and GISELE BUNDCHEN is on her way to the ring..."

Tess: "Harmon shaking her head with a bemused look on her face...Decker staring lasers more powerful than any you saw in the show up the aisle..."

O'Dell: "Gisele coming here to the table. Mac is not going to be happy about this as she gets to approve guest announcers..."

McCarthy: "Not only did I APPROVE of this guest announcer, I INVITED her. Gisele, take my seat and headset. I think the audience would love to hear YOUR comments on this fight..."

O'Dell: "Mac getting up and giving the chair to Gisele. Jenny walking into the front row, and a gentleman there giving her his seat with a smile..."

Cassie: "Fortunately, Mac took off the headset, because her head just swelled to proportions that would have shattered it..."

O'Dell: "Well, I guess I should welcome the lovely Gisele Bundchen to the broadcast..."

Gisele: "Thank you, Jenny. I WISH I could say I was happy to be here, but I SHOULD be up in the ring facing the girl in yellow, which is an apt color..."

O'Dell: "Referee has this thing ready to go, and there's the bell. Angie hands high, popping out a snake-like left. She's bobbing the head and shoulders, moving the feet, negotiating range. Decker responding, BANGING out that big Front Street Jab, targeting with it, then looking to follow on righty..."

Cassie: "Decker likes this ranged stuff. She's, as our former commissioner once said, 'brutally hard-hitting', and distance let's her extend on her punches..."

O'Dell: "And extend she is. She's finding the target with the left pretty well, getting to the point where she can follow on with good, suppressive flurries, reducing the brunette to counter punching in spots. Angie doing that and doing it effectively..."

Gisele: "This is because Decker has many holes in her defenses. I was easily able to exploit them for points. This is one reason she will not fight me again..."

O'Dell: "Brooke getting in solid rhythm now, forcing Angie to cover up more and more. Harmon hanging in there, not giving ground, trying to move the head, shoulders, and feet to stay off true, but Decker lining her up pretty well to the bell. Strong opener for Decker, who's staring down at this table instead of returning to her corner..."

Gisele: "SIGN THE CONTRACT, DECKER, IF YOU AREN'T AFRAID!"

Tess: "Referee chasing Brooke back to the Front Street corner...and, what's that smile about Gisele?."

Gisele: "I'm in her head. Right where I want to be."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins with Harmon hands high, feet apart, weight evenly distributed, waiting for Decker. Brooke in forward aspect, popping the sledgehammer left. Harmon dodging, blocking, rolling with, letting the blonde fight lead and responding with solid counters..."

Gisele: "See? It's as I told you. Her defense is suspect. And Angie is taking advantage."

O'Dell: "Decker not bothered by the counters. Keeps up the work. Always the left first, and when that lands, follow on with right hands and build to flurries. Having problems getting that left on target now, though. Slick defense from the veteran Harmon."

Cassie: "Angie's seen the Lakshmi video. Padma played this game, baiting traps, working counters, trying to get Brooke to get overly aggressive..."

O'Dell: "Decker not biting this time, though. Staying solid, continuing to work. The result is some excellent two-way stuff. Decker fighting lead, Angie scoring well in counter..."

Tess: "Have to be honest. Wasn't sure what Angie had left, but she can still fight. This is good stuff."

O'Dell: "Final ten seconds of the round and a BLISTERING exchange! Best of the fight! Both girls landed solid stuff and neither took a step back. Bell! Good round. Harmon's."

Tess: "And that evens things at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We are, as always, below the Front Street corner, and Decker spent the entire time between rounds staring down here..."

Gisele: "This is another weakness she has. She's easily distracted. She's trying to stare me down instead of worrying about Harmon."

O'Dell: "Round begins like the last one ended, with Brooklyn on the lead and Angie fighting in counter. Harmon all slick defense now. She's slipping punches, using a slide step to pop off center, countering at every opportunity."

Cassie: "You definitely have to like what you're seeing from Angie. She's got a good fight plan here, and she's still got the physicals to execute it."

O'Dell: "Harmon using the odd back step now, creating just a hair of additional distance, leaving Decker short and opening up more opportunites for counters. Brooke still scoring on the offensive side, but Angie having the better of things in counter..."

Gisele: "This is the way to fight Decker. It's how Helfer beat her. It's how I beat her, though I was robbed in the decision..."

O'Dell: "Harmon a GOOD right hand and Decker ANSWERS with a good right. Angie backs off and resets. Decker forward behind the jab. Harmon a NICE counter at the bell. Another good round, and another round to Harmon."

Tess: "Who now has a 29-28 lead here, and Gisele is next to me smiling like the Cheshire Cat."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "We begin the fourth with Decker now looking to advance behind the big left. The blonde no longer content to fight at range..."

Gisele: "This is a desperation tactic. She's getting out boxed by Harmon, just as I out boxed her, so, now she will try to brawl."

O'Dell: "Angie giving ground, wants to maintain distance, but Decker continuing to advance, SLAMMING out that big left, using the feet to stay in front of Harmon, looking to cut her off and bring her to battle..."

Tess: "Harmon less effective backing up. She's not countering as well and Decker's getting to her spots and landing solid leather..."

O'Dell: "AND SHE LANDS A BIG RIGHT HAND THAT WOBBLES HARMON! Decker a straight right and Angie stumbles back three steps into the ropes and Big Brookie D is all in. She's firing away with both hands looking to take Harmon out of there..."

Cassie: "Angie with the guard up high, putting the body on sale, but Decker's not going there..."

O'Dell: "She's all about the finish now and she NAILS Harmon with a right that wobbles Angie's legs. Left hook sends Harmon stumbling along the ropes. Referee looking in closely. Final seconds ticking off. HARD right hook hurt Harmon, but there's the bell! Angie survives, but it's Decker wide and she has a look for YOU, Gisele!"

Gisele: "She needs to worry about this fight, because, despite that lucky punch, it's still 38-38."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Decker in seek and destroy mode. Brooke moving forward behind that left, pressuring, looking to crowd Harmon. Angie has the legs at least part way back. She's giving ground, slide stepping, jabbing to maintain distance and using her feet to stay off square."

Cassie: "Decker walking right through Harmon's punches right now, willing to take to give."

O'Dell: "Wants to bring that power to bear on Harmon. Angie slick, moving well, dodging, blocking, rolling with, countering, but again off the back foot where she's not as effective. Decker boring in, thumping out the jab, dropping in hard right hands."

Tess: "This is that physicality we've talked about with Decker, the power and size Wiz likes in his fighters, and you can see why. She's just overpowering Angie right now..."

O'Dell: "Harmon engaging in a fighting retreat, countering, battling for every inch of canvas, lands a solid right hand and DOWN SHE GOES! OVERHAND RIGHT FROM DECKER OFF THE LEFT JAB AND ANGIE BLOWN RIGHT TO HER BACK!"

Cassie: "Brutal punch. Just brutal."

O'Dell: "Count at three, four, five, Harmon mot moving..."

Gisele: "Get UP, Harmon! Get UP and FIGHT..."

O'Dell: "Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's over! And Decker right to the ropes above us, staring down at Gisele. Asking her if she wants some..."

Gisele: "SIGN THE CONTRACT! SIGN THE CONTRACT!"

O'Dell: "Gisele out of her seat, tossing away the headset, jawing up at Decker, who's jawing right back down. Gisele thinking about climbing up there, but security in evidence here, not going to allow that. Bundchen screaming at Decker from the floor in front of us, and, fortunately this is HBO, because I'm sure you can hear what's being said by both fighters, and none of it is family friendly...Gisele finally realizing she won't get to Decker, but she's backing up the ramp, still spitting invective. Lots of sound and fury from the Brazilian beauty, but, it signifies nothing, as your winner by KO5 is 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring...and this should be fun...and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Brooklyn Decker, and, Brooke, apparently not everyone was happy to see you win..."

Brooklyn: "For some reason, Bundchen has it in her head that she's in my LEAGUE just because she beat a wannabe like Swan. She should remember the beating I gave her when we fought, because that's exactly the kind of beating she'll get if we ever fight again."

Tess: "Do you PLAN to fight her again?"

Brooklyn: "She's not really on my radar right now. My plans involve making a push for a shot at either the light or welterweight belts. And, I might have some other model business, too. We'll just have to see."