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30 May 2015 Dove Cameron vs JoJo Levesque

Page history last edited by Vassago 8 years, 10 months ago

 

OFFICIAL SSB PPV

 

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on May 30, 2015, 9:48 am

 

 

DOVE CAMERON VS JOJO LEVESQUE
(Words: Vassago / Results: Lookout!)


BEFORE: "I honesty thought Dove won't show up here tonight!", JoJo Levesque admits to the press before her PPV comeback, "I saw here on the Asylum fight card and believed she will back away from the PPV! But here she is, STILL looking like a blonde creampuff I always knew she was! But that's just great! She's a sleazy tramp and quite frankly I don't see her lasting more than four rounds here!"

Well, Dove Cameron does indeed have a meeting set with Kristen Stewart at the Asylum however she vows to stay as frequently active at this early stage of her career as possible and extremely focused on sending JoJo back to her delusional universe: "Well, and just who exactly is JoJo to call me out like that! Last time I checked Selena Gomez wiped the floor with her and I'm gonna do just that myself as well! JoJo is a wimp and someone who needs to be taught some manners the hard way! She's not Kristen frickin' Stewart and I'll show her how a blonde creampuff like me punches all the air out of her empty head!"

Dove Cameron wears a black & silver trimmed bikini set and white gloves. Blonde hair tied in a high ponytail. JoJo Levesque wears a pink bikini set and black gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Dove tries to make a great impression early and indicate she's not afraid of some hard punching but gets whacked across the mouth and almost loses her balance right at the start of the bout allowing JoJo to spike her between the guard afterwards and make easy connection herself. Indeed the brunette jumps into her opportunity and pummels the blonde around the ring making the most of that opening tangle which has shaken Cameron right off her comfort zone. More menacing swings target her head and she's unable to respond from the back foot which gives JoJo more time to work her jabs and smack the pretty blonde face back & forth come the final minute. Dove finds herself backing into the ropes and just taking too many punches to the face which has the brunette smiling at the bell.

Round 2:
JoJo resumes the facial assault and threatens to really rough Dove up early but despite all the clean strikes the blonde finally manages to respond and targets the brunette's body slowing her aggression in the process. JoJo gets whacked to the side and loses her facial accuracy bouncing off Cameron's guard until the blonde fires one in straight up the alley and tags Levesque's chin to spin her into defensive circles. The pace of the fight increases significantly and it's the blonde making her move and scowling in delight when she smacks the brunette across the mouth again and bullies her back to the corner with determined punches. JoJo loses her footing and almost stumbles back against the ropes as she struggles to work her rival over and can only clinch her late in the going to prevent any serious damage.

Round 3:
Cameron seeks another close range tangle and it's clear she's found her confidence but JoJo improves her footwork too and after a brief punch & weave display she comes out on top and nails the blonde with a big hook on the temple which leaves Dove yelping in pain and jumping back in avoidance. Levesque still lands another piercing jab on the nose and staggers the blonde in the center of the ring before wading in on the body and driving her foe back to the ropes as Cameron struggles to either bump her off and find a proper punch herself. JoJo shoves the blonde deep in the ropes before wrestling her back to the turnbuckle, it's an ugly but determined display from two mediocre flyweights however the brunette resumes superiority by cracking a double combo on the chin and thumping the exposed ribcage thereafter as Cameron moans her loudest struggle of the night and is pinned against the turnbuckle for remainder of the round.

Round 4:
Levesque really enjoyed punching the blonde's ribs and tries to punish the area again as Cameron rises up for the fourth with visible pain in her eyes and almost walks into a midriff barrage that indicates her swift departure... Think again though as she dekes to the side with JoJo's eyes still glaring with fury and unaware of the lighting fast uppercut counter that slams her on the jaw and sends back on her heels immediately... Dove faked that ribcage pain and now spins the brunette's ponytail around her neck thumping vicious leather in close range and shattering an otherwise vulnerable guard in numbers... It's JoJo's turn to moan her heart out as she seeks any kind of respite but loses her footing again and gets smacked by a drilling jab on the mouth instead and just sags on her knees... Dove scowls and barks as she keeps raining facial punches and eventually backs a hapless brunette into the ropes where she pounds away at her navel and leaves badly crippled and hugging her tummy at the bell. And this time there's no faking as JoJo walks back to her stool with eyes closed and Dove stares at her breathing very heavily and almost stunned at the damage she's caused here.

Round 5:
JoJo tries to get stuck in the blonde's face again and works the close range jabbing well enough to give Dove a couple of lumps on each cheek but the counter response is more effective and gives the brunette another midsection punishment which halts her aggressive ideas and sends into a clinching survival. Dove still pierces the ribcage and bumps the brunette off in close range before beating her for another uppercut and just sagging along the ropes with a loud yelp. Levesque tries to raise her arms but she's not thinking clear enough and instead of lashing out at the blonde, she braces herself for another onslaught and this time Dove splits her mitts with a solid combo and cracks a power cross hook on the nose to SEND JOJO CRASHING TO HER SIDE with eyes closed... "Yass!!!", Dove's all over the moon as the brunette shows woeful punching resistance now which even the bleeding nose doesn't justify... The proud brunette gets up at seven and indicates she needs the bleeding attended to which gives her a brief respite but Dove drives into her guts immediately after the command and keeps trapped on the ropes to pull clear on the cards and just expose Levesque as a pretty punchbag in disguise!

Round 6:
JoJo can only clinch herself out of trouble and bide her time wrestling the blonde back & forth. It's got little to do with boxing here and Cameron's naive enough to accept the struggle while looking good on the cards now. She gives the brunette a valuable time to catch her breath and perhaps is too nice to be successful after all; she even gets whacked on the ribcage herself as Jojo became too confident in luring the blonde into a trap further down the road. There's no easy killing for Cameron here and she actually doesn't understand why the audience is booing her at the break with JoJo suddenly hopping around in her corner despite some very sore midsection and a damaged nose that Cameron did nothing to punish in this round.

Round 7:
Someone screams at the blonde during the interval and she nods back in approval but a proper coaching guidance would be more required instead. Levesque doesn't need to wait any further before attempting her comeback and she leaps at the sluggish moving blonde with a jabbing barrage and smacks her cheeks from both sides before adding one on the temple and rocking Cameron on her heels. However she misses another put away on the nose and gets wrenched by a measured liver shot that bends her to the side instead and allows Dove to pierce her guard afterwards and land facial punches that open the wounded nose into a bloody mess one more time. Cameron suddenly jumps into a jabbing frenzy and whoops the brunette's face side to side and traps a hapless looking foe in the middle of the ring... JoJo's arms fail to rise up and as Dove slams a couple hooks extra on the nose, she realizes the blood from the bashed nostrils starts to leak into her mouth... "Oiii", Levesque just leans forward with eyes closed somehow trying to catch some air into her lungs but she can't and gets thumped with one last hook on the eye THAT SENDS HER TUMBLING DOWN ON THE CANVAS... Cameron scowls she's won a million bucks and the brunette is down on all fours staring at the canvas and the blood seeping from her damaged nose... she makes a late effort to beat the count but as she rises at eight, the ref gives her no support and waves the fight on the spot.. JoJo's too banged up to even contest the decision and just tries to wipe the blood off her face... TKO7 Dove Cameron!!!

AFTER: It's a huge success for the pretty blonde girl who upsets the odds just days before the Kristen Stewart showdown. Some experts said she's the second coming of Sarah Michelle Gellar but even despite JoJo's lousy record, it's still a fine victory all around and no wonder Dove loses her cool in wake of the stoppage: 'I did it! I did it! Yass!! Hooray for me!", the Disney brat camp couldn't be more happy right now as the creampuff indie blonde secures her five minutes in the sun and vultures the social media literally seconds after leaving the ring to a standing ovation from the crowd.

Meanwhile JoJo loses her temper while heading to the locker room and punches as unfortunate Adelaide Kane in the face after the Pretty Little Punchers' brunette had something to say about "losing to a blonde bimbo like Cameron offends every single brunette in the SSB universe".

More comments from Shay Mitchell who witnessed Kane tumbling over her seat just moments before and the security crew escorting Levesque back to the locker room: "Ady was right! JoJo should just dye her hair blonde now cause she's too frickin' weak to represent the almighty brunettes anymore! I just don't understand how can anyone be stopped by Dove "The Creampuff Bimbo" Cameron? We gotta call Janel Parrish and end this nonsense before it gets too far! Dove Cameron wins during PPV? Are you kiddin' me?"

Final result: Dove Cameron def. JoJo Levesque TKO7
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