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6 June 2015 Lucy Mecklenburgh vs Charlotte McKenna

Page history last edited by Vassago 8 years, 10 months ago

 

BBU BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT CARD

from Barnet, North London, UK

 

(Marti's Maulers vs PageThrees)

 

Posted by Vassago on June 6, 2015, 2:29 pm

 

BEFORE: More glamour models grace the KO Club ringside next and some people in the audience are stunned why such lacklustre fighter as Lucy Mecklenburgh and Charlotte McKenna managed to grab a spot on the divisional title fight card in first place! However Lucy Mecklenburgh comes fresh off a Top 10 ranking on FHM's Sexiest 100 popular vote and, as Lioness Club's press office guru Kate Garraway explains, that's an obvious hot in demand pick to boost the sheer glamour factor of the card. Indeed, Lucy vows to finally break her lousy BBU streak against a fellow struggler McKenna who was poised to fight more indie girls like Stacey Massey or Becky Rule just to stay in contention for a regular paycheck.

Both girls try to intimidate each other with cruel staredown during the introductions and refuse to touch gloves; it's a rare opportunity to score a much needed victory and everyone inside the KO Club knows that so the stakes are really high despite some doubts over the actual quality of this match-up.

Lucy Mecklenburgh wears a red bikini with black stripes and red gloves. Dark brown hair in loose waves. Charlotte McKenna wears a pale blue bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Lucy comes out in flamboyant style with arms dropped to the side and with a big smile on her face that is wiped off immediately as Charlotte creams her across the mouth and jumps into a facial frenzy that snaps the brunette's head back three times before she can even raise her gloves; a low hook from the blonde nails her on the navel before an uppercut follow up crashes on the jaw AND WHIPS MECKLENBURGH SIDEWAYS ON THE CANVAS!!! What a shambolic start from the brunette who just got blitzed at her own choice! McKenna bunny hops around her shouting abuse that is barely heard thanks to a rampant ovation from the crowd. Lucy jumps straight at the blonde and tries to wrestle her down to the ground as chaos errupts seconds into the bout and the two jobbers are on course to give the audience a real showpiece here! Ref finally pulls Lucy off but the action resumes before McKenna can prepare herself for a proper vengence and gets whacked on the chin as the buxom brunette powers through her guard and snaps the head back repeatedly sending Charlotte into a tail wind circles. Hectic jabbing follows with McKenna dumped onto the ropes and she wrenches Lucy on the kidneys in a desperate effort to halt the charge; more shoving and screaming follows with Lucy sticking one in on the crotch and both women refuse to accept fair play and the ref has enough of it already and allows all the cheap shots to continue until the bell.

Round 2:
That was downright insane from the two raunchy models who look ready to rip each other's hair out but for the gloves they're wearing; the high tempo action resumes seconds into the next round and there's no defence to speak of whatsoever as brown & blonde locks fly everywhere around the KO Club and the yelps and spasms only fuel the determination to knock the other girl out! Lucy drills Charlotte's face with more precision and escapes the rack attack, wraps her right arm around McKenna's left elbow and swings her to the ropes almost ripping it out of the joint! Charlotte screams out in pain and indicates the brunette should be disqualified on the spot but there's no sympathy shown and as she turns her focus back on Lucy, she only catches a glimpse of a massive left hook that crushes her jaw and SENDS HER TUMBLING FLAT ON HER FACE moments later... Epic punch from Mecklenburgh but the crowd has lost any respect to both fighters now and would you know it, the beer cans are back in action... Lucy shows off her impressive cleavage and twerks around the fallen blonde who, on top of all her woes, has landed very awkwardly on her left elbow while going all deadmeat and as she sits up on her heels she clutches her elbow in visible pain and bursts into tears as Lucy M. is awarded a shocking & controversial TKO2!!! Ref just refuses to count the blonde out and tells her it's all over instead. Does the guy have X-ray in his eyes or serves as chairman of Lucy's fan club? Whatever the case, the fans are livid with the outcome and one must spare a thought for the unfortunate Charlotte who leaves Barnet with a nasty injury and another loss on her dismal record!

Denise van Outen sends a bunch of expletives on air and the coverage is interrupted by ads again as throwing beer cans ain't the best way to promote BBU competition and only the KO Club audience gets to witness Mecklenburgh's efforts to kick McKenna in the face which is prevented at the very last minute by the security crew. That was just one dirty fight and one can only wonder if Lucy will regret her behaviour in the future. Right now, she doesn't give a #### about it!

Final result: Lucy Mecklenburgh def. Charlotte McKenna TKO2 (Injury).

 

 

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