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28 June 2015 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on June 28, 2015, 8:44 pm.

 

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kat Dennings, Neve Campbell, , Grace Park, Jane Levy, Mariska Hargitay, Pink, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Kristen Stewart, Kat Graham, Jewel, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "All right, as usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. PLP. We'll start with them for agreein' ta send D.C. Campbell here. As you know, we have a very good relationship with PLP, and we want that to continue. We're very pleased that we had them here again, and we plan to have more fighters from that talented stable here in the future. Also, to our indie fighters, who have, traditionally, been so important to Asylum, and, of course, to our friends at Bazz, who nicely agree to come and whip our butts on a monthy basis..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "And, last but far from least, the FCBA Commission for sanctionin' these bouts and makin' Asylum possible. Now, questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "So, is Jill Wagner on the 'done with' list. That's three straight at Asylum..."

Man In The Hat: "True, but she's not for two reasons. One, she works at Bazz, and Pointy'll beat my ear until I bring her back here..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "And, two, we HAVE beaten Wagner. It took, arguably, our best fighter to do it, but that says more about Jill than about us. She'll be back."

HBO Reporter: "What did you think of Grace's work..."

Man In The Hat: "Gracie fought very well tonight. She was just in against a bigger, stronger girl and got caught. No shame in it. She'll, also be back. Cable Boy II, let's hear it!"

Showtime Reporter: "Kristen looked good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "K-Stew is, and I've said this dozens of times, as talented as any young fly in the FCBA. And that includes girls like Hudgens and Lowndes. She has every tool in her box, and, every time out, she learns how to use them a little better. She has 'star' written all over her. It's gonna happen for her. Just a matter of time. Oh, Lord, it's M.A.A.M!"

Madison Addison Abigail McKenzie: "Madison Addions Abigail McKenzie of Fighting Ingenue. You have to have been pleased with what you've seen of Jane Levy so far..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, the pieces are all there with Jane. She's sharp as a tack. Very powerful for the weight. And, of course, she's a former college athlete with great quickness and feet. She has the ability to be a champion flyweight. She's also got the right mindset and the willingness to work extremely hard. It's all there. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Graham certainly showed some of why you've been so high on her..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Didn't she, though? That was a tricky assignment for Kat, a girl definitely not tailor-made for her, one who's talented and aggressive, who was going to get physical. And she handled it, didn't she? She adjusted. She used that ridiculous speed and quickness. And she found a way to turn things in her favor. Those are the things you have to do to succeed in this-here federation. Kat did those tonight. Smackeroo. It's dinner time. Take us there..."

Reporter: "Both Dennings and Bennet were impressive tonight..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "These two girls, they're exactly what we like at bantamweight. They're athletic and can box, but they're tough. They're sturdy. They hit like trucks. And they'll grind on you all night long with that physicality. That remind you of anyone? Somebody who has a knife blade on her robe? Somebody wearin' the gold right now? These two girls, Chloe and Kat, they HAVE that kind of ability. I won't be surprised when they win the gold. I'd be surprised if, at some point, they don't. All right. It's dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"

 

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