Posted by RiRy Foundation on July 16, 2015, 11:31 pm

"frenemy" boxing 

gwyneth paltrow - 5'9, 132lb, 42yo 

vs 

winona ryder - 5'3, 112lb, 43yo 

Before: Long anticipated the self declared "Frenemies" will finally meet inside the boxing ring. Winona holding a grudge against Gwyneth since she allegdly stole the Oscar winning role in "Shakespeare in Love" by sleeping with the director. First enters Gwyneth, lean and sportive wearing black sports bikini. 

"Winona wants this!," declares Gwyneth cooly,"And will make sure that little snatch will learn her lesson. I am taller, heavier and fitter. Your viewers should be prepared for a one-sided beating!" 

Enter: Winona Ryder in a red sports bikini that is quite tight for her. Letting her shoulder-length dark mane fly and adjusting her impressive rack before facing the camera. 

"Gwyneth can rave all she wants. I might be smaller but I am agile and willing to win!" 

R1: Winona starts circling her opponent on agile feet but Gwyneth is claerly out to win this fast. The taller Gwyneth stalks her smaller and lighter foe and lashes out repeatedly. Winona ducks and outdances Gwyneth but without showing any hint of striking herself. Gwyneth clearly gets angry as again and again hits thin air. "Come and fight, b###h!" yells Gwyneth trying to catch Winona. Winona slowly getting more confident and tries low punches under Gwyneth's guard but only barely scratches Gwyneth's sides. Suddenly a bang and a yelp. Gwyneth has finally stopped Winona and felled her lighter opponent with a hard right to the forehead. Winona is surprised to find herself sitting on her ass, shaking her tingling head. The ref counts to 3 but Winona jumps up easily. Less bold Winona keeps her distance from Gwyneth to the bell. 

R2: Starts as round one with Winona agile but harmless and Gwyneth barely able to keep up with her smaller and faster opponent. But Winona does not have the stamina to keep up this speed forever and Gwyneth's misses get closer and closer on target. With the audience again getting a little bored Gwyneth's wide swinging left connects with the temple of Winona's head. Glad for Winona it was a wide quite powerless swing or it might have been a knock out blow. Winona yelps out and staggers into the ropes. Propelled back into the ring by the ropes Gwyneth is already waiting and sinks her right deep into Winona's soft midsection. Winona gurgles out, holding her churning belly. Gwyneth smiles and delivers a hard right-left combo into Winona's soft boobs. Winona staggers back with Gwyneth clearly out to induce pain and not a fast knock out as she continues to use Winona's assets as punching bags. Winona hangs in the ropes quaking in pain, trying to slug back but clearly weakened she cannot hurt Gwyneth with her pats to her opponents sides. As the bell goes Winona holds to the ropes to not slide to the mats. 

R3: Gwyneth confident as Winona has finally given up to run. Both fighters slug away with Winona getting some good hits into Gwyneth's belly and kidneys but Gwyneth with her far better reach pummels Winona's head and tits. Gwyneth maneuvers Winona into a corner again and starts banging her smaller opponents tits again hard. Winona wails out pitiously trying to slug back but weakening fast. Toying with her oppoenent now Gwyneth's sends Winona to the mats with a half-strength uppercut into Winona's chin. The frail actress quakes out, sees stars dancing and collapses to the mats. The ref counts and Winona struggles up counting up to 7. Winona's legs are wobbly and her arms stiff. Gwyneth toys and easily seeks out Winona's poor boobs which are visibly bruised by now. 

R4: Winona is dragging herself into the ring just to be greeted by more jugbusting by her taller opponent. Winona looks miserable, her face painstricken as Gwyneth hurts her. Gwyneth already jubilant as she hits Winona's chest at will, banging the flyweight actress around. Finally having enough Gwyneth works her way up in a fine combo: First a right-left into Winona's belly, making the frail actress hunch over in pain, continueing with flattening hits into Winona's already bruised jugs and finally banging Winona's head from side to side. Winona's knees bend, her eyes glassy. Gwyneth smiles widely as she delivers a right straight right into Winona's forehead. Winona collapses lifeless to the mats. KO 04 Geyneth Paltrow 

After: Gwyneth jubilant all smiles: "As I told you it was no problem to beat that weak town tramp up. I hope she keeps her dirty mouth now shut about the past or I will hit it shut again!" 

Winona looking miserable hanging by the ropes, still unable to stand without support: "I may undestimated her. But I am also out of training for a while and as soon as I have worked up my old regime she will know that I will and can beat her!"