Posted by Lookout! Boxing on July 19, 2015

Stephanie McMahon versus Kimberly Page 

(Words: Sparkle / Results: Lookout!)

Before: 

(Stephanie McMahon): So, I heard Kimberly Page wanted a shot...and with the chance to crush an actual title-holder and winner, I said yes! Of course!...do I think I’m gonna win? Yep! No doubt in my mind that I’ll crush this remnant of WCW! 

(Kimberly Page): It’s been almost 15 years since my last fight, and that was to a fellow sexy pro-wrestler. Now it’s time to avenge that loss, and start my comeback tour as a former Nitro Girl boxer! I’m excited to kick Steph’s rich teeth in! 

Stephanie McMahon walks in with a cut-off black top with braids along with a glamorous dark sparkling dress while Kimberly Page arrives with a cute orange workout set. 

Round 1: Following her last fight win, Stephanie comes out of the gate like the rich bull in a china shop that she is, focusing on Kimberly’s model-pretty face in anger. BAM! BAM! BAM! her fists fly out, smacking a shocked Page around, who’s last memory of the mat was a title loss nearly 15 years ago. Halfway through the round, however, a kidney shot turns the former Nitro Girl’s fortunes around as confidence flows back into her face as a miracle comeback starts to form and the crowd becomes more rabid for the real fitness girl! Slow but mercurial shots go straight to Stephanie’s skinny-fat belly, knocking the air out of her and turning her skin a shade of red, loud moans crying out from her trash-talking mouth. “Is there gonna be a KO this early?” people murmur in the stands, hope breeding all around. But right as Kimberly gets started, the bell rings to end the round. A controversial decision gives the round to Stephanie McMahon - but barely. 

Round 2: Kimberly Page begins the round almost picking up what last round started: a belly beatdown of the redebuting and newly-managed Stephanie McMahon. With every belly punch, to the crowd’s disappointment, the grunts that Steph were loudly emitting became softer and softer, the blows themselves becoming slowly and seemingly having less impact. The crowd, so loud for Kimberly just a few minutes ago, quieten as the sweat and confusion crosses her face. But the crowd would come alive again - but in a gasp as Stephanie smashes the rival’s left cheek in with a killer right cross! After her first big shot Mrs. Page stumbles around a little, a lamb to McMahon’s slaughter as the slow shots that fitted the woman in orange so well were being used by the millionairess, mixing up hard face jabs & crosses with lung overhands. BAM! goes the final shot of the round: a jug-mugging right hand by the younger woman in black. Stephanie wins the round handily. 

Round 3: While Kimberly shows her ring rust as well as the Stephanie-given beating, Mrs. McMahon comes in with a renewed fight and sly smile on her face. Kimberly gets almost no offense right from the start, just being thrown around by Stephanie like a ragdoll. A left-right jab combo bloodies Kimberly’s nose all up, making the bottom half of her face a complete mess. Also in return for the “embarrassing” part of the first round, Stephanie makes her belly, and chest by extension, as red as a tomato. With her upper body weakened and stumbling around & unable to get anything substantial in, Stephanie McMahon kisses her right glove and sends a perfect uppercut into the sagging chin of Kimberly Page. KO3! 

After: With her team checking on the spread and done Kimberly in the ring, Stephanie asks the microphone from the referee and speaks to the hostile crowd. 

“That’s what happens when you get an old rival bi-I’m sorry, babe in the ring with the Queen of the Billion Dollar Booty! Especially one off a 14-year hiatus! Hey, Kimmy, there’s a reason no one’s wanted you since you lost that title!” 

“Now, of course, where does the mean and tough millionairess go from here? The JMDD tournament for sure, but I’ll need some tune-up fights first! First Nicola, now Kimberly...when am I gonna see some real action? Huh? Like I said last time: the gates are always open for a shot at me. Provided that I like you, and my sponsor, the 2016 Republican runner Donald Trump sees money in you. Ugly...women need not apply! And if you don't like that, there's only five words that I need to say; that I KNOW all men would love to do..." 

"Kiss my. Billion. Dollar. Booty."